FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day - Politics

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FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by maupe(op): 1:03pm On Jun 15, 2020

HOW TO KEEP A LADY By Femi Fani-Kayode

Ladies are like race horses: they must be mastered, tamed, trained, exercised and regularly serviced. They are like race cars: their engine must be revved at least twice a day.

They are like precious jewels and rare gems: they must be cherished, shielded, guarded, protected and defended.

They are like little children: they must be given attention, pampered, encouraged, loved, made to feel on top of the world and given everything that they need and want.

They are like magnificent works of art: they must be appreciated and valued.

If you want to keep a lady, live for her alone, worship the ground she walks on, treat her like a Queen, tolerate and accept her idiosyncrasies, weaknesses and excesses and love her for who and what she is, warts and all!

And one more thing: once in a while write her a romantic poem, serve her breakfast in bed, give her flowers, buy her the most expensive and exotic perfumes, take her shopping and in the evening cook a candle-lit dinner for her.

Do all this and she will stand with you through thick and thin.

That’s my secret and that’s the key!

https://www.femifanikayode.org/ladies/

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by BuhariNaWah: 1:04pm On Jun 15, 2020

I wonder how Bianca will be feeling now

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by SenorFax(m): 1:07pm On Jun 15, 2020

BuhariNaWah:
I wonder how Bianca will be feeling now

She wil be feeling like a Ferrari

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by serverconnect(m): 1:08pm On Jun 15, 2020

Sweet talk.

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by DaddyGngeess(m): 1:10pm On Jun 15, 2020

Guy man

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by BuhariNaWah: 1:10pm On Jun 15, 2020

This one wen FFK dey tweet about woman for 12 midnight....... Something don happen for bedroom be dat.

Egungun na.... lipsrsealed

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Corporate2020: 1:11pm On Jun 15, 2020

Can you see some people's role model? A man that is approaching 60 years, tweeting this type of rubbish at 12:15AM, definitely there is need for psychiatric evaluation.

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jun 15, 2020

So whatever this man says becomes a topic on Nairaland now, no matter how stupid or absurd

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Ningen(m): 1:18pm On Jun 15, 2020

Giving tips on a successful union, 'FFK' states that "if you want to keep a lady, live for her alone, worship the ground she walks on, treat her like a Queen, tolerate and accept her idiosyncrasies, weaknesses, and excesses and love her for who and what she is, warts and all!".

This is disturbing.
His article should be titled; How to be a simp!

Men should acquire wealth and forget woman.

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Emmacolinho(m): 1:21pm On Jun 15, 2020

Radarada

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Throwback: 1:25pm On Jun 15, 2020

Giving tips on a successful union, 'FFK' states that "if you want to keep a lady, live for her alone, worship the ground she walks on, treat her like a Queen, tolerate and accept her idiosyncrasies, weaknesses, and excesses and love her for who and what she is, warts and all!".

So his wife has genital warts?

A talkative will end up revealing the dirty linen underneath the well scrubbed outer garment.

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Omoluabi16(m): 1:40pm On Jun 15, 2020*

12.15 am. I'm sure he just finished Serious bedroom work before he started philosophising about women. When the coochie soooo good. FFK the minister of women affairs grin

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by holycup(m): 1:44pm On Jun 15, 2020

Every nonsensical nonsense tweet FFK does must not be a news here pls.....mods please take note!!!

So many matters to settle for our country

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by vikithor(m): 1:45pm On Jun 15, 2020

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by BlowYourMind: 1:46pm On Jun 15, 2020

Hear ipodpigs Lord

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Charmingrascal(m): 1:50pm On Jun 15, 2020

From politics to motivational speaker to sex and relationship coach.

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by adekolaelect(m): 1:52pm On Jun 15, 2020

When you don't have work at hand .you are leaving on the free embezzled funds why can't you tweet this kind of rubbish on Monday morning when many Nigerians are Hosteling on the street .shame !!!! Yet some stupid people will still claim him as their role model.

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Nobody: 1:53pm On Jun 15, 2020

maupe:
By Ridwan Yusuf
4 hours ago
Lagos, Nigeria

https://allnews.ng/news/ladies-must-be-regularly-serviced-their-engine-must-be-revved-at-least-twice-a-day-says-fani-kayode

READ AND ENJOY....

metaphysical must hear this.

cc lzaa

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Gabkosh: 1:54pm On Jun 15, 2020

Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by LexngtonSteele: 2:04pm On Jun 15, 2020*

FFK, Chief Exporter of Semen to the Online Republic of....

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by LexngtonSteele: 2:05pm On Jun 15, 2020*

Wetin Bianca no go see for FFK's rod.

Bianca right now....

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by jlinkd78(m): 2:05pm On Jun 15, 2020

Table shaker. FFK my guy

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by GMBuhari: 2:08pm On Jun 15, 2020*

he (FFK) knows where they ( the region and their women) are horses , that's why he serviced ferrari one of their heroes even before the hero died

Even though their hero's manhood lives on

grin

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Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by OfoIgbo: 2:14pm On Jun 15, 2020

Igbo women and beauty are like 5 and 6

I suspect Ezekwesili has Yoruba blood, because she looks Yoruba and no true born Igbo beauty will support Buhari over GEJ

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