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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:28am On Jun 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
thank you

Where is BankyGee?

He's resting, after a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and egusi soup

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:58pm On Jun 16, 2020

Ayanfe29:
He's resting, after a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and egusi soup

Did you cook it with love?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:35pm On Jun 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
Did you cook it with love?

Trust me!

Infact, you'd hear his testimony soon

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:40pm On Jun 16, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Trust me!

Infact, you'd hear his testimony soon

Nah..you say it yourself

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:31pm On Jun 16, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Sorry dear, I didn't mean to do that. I thought you called it quits already.

Quits keh? No oh, what God has joined, let no man put assunder undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:35pm On Jun 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
thank you

Where is BankyGee?

Verily I say unto thee, my Ayanfe has uttered the truth from beneath her heart, if ye fail to believe her, then thy faith in me as thy brother is wavering and needs to be re-kindled cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:36pm On Jun 16, 2020

Ayanfe29:
He's resting, after a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and egusi soup

Thanks queen, I can consume that meal ad lib everyday grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:46pm On Jun 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
Nah..you say it yourself

He's the king of the kingdom na.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:47pm On Jun 16, 2020

BankyGee:
Quits keh? No oh, what God has joined, let no man put assunder

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:48pm On Jun 16, 2020

BankyGee:
Thanks queen, I can consume that meal ad lib everyday

Lol.... you're welcome

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:19pm On Jun 16, 2020

BankyGee:
Verily I say unto thee, my Ayanfe has uttered the truth from beneath her heart, if ye fail to believe her, then thy faith in me as thy brother is wavering and needs to be re-kindled

Ayanfe29:
Lol.... you're welcome

You people should not scare me like that again

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:17pm On Jun 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
You people should not scare me like that again

I won't scare you again grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:27pm On Jun 16, 2020

Answer(s) to Riddle
- Air
- Wind

Winners of last riddle:-
ABCthings!
pu7pl3! (happy mourning )
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:36pm On Jun 16, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:39pm On Jun 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
You people should not scare me like that again

Scare you? Like how Biko?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:40pm On Jun 16, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:09pm On Jun 16, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Air
- Wind

Winners of last riddle:-
ABCthings!
pu7pl3! (happy mourning )
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

which one is happy mourning again?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:11pm On Jun 16, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Scare you? Like how Biko?

You your questions are toomuch abeg ..ah ah...just be acting oblivious eveytime

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:11pm On Jun 16, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Falodi(m): 12:31am On Jun 17, 2020

BankyGee:
- Nollywood will not kill me o, NEPA poles inside evil forest?! Maybe the spirits are charging their phones.
- That moment when you're losing in a fight and someone starts shouting: "Leave them, let them fight! My brother, it's either you become The Incredible Hulk or Ussein Bolt.
- MTN are now mean to the extent that when you're not having Airtime or data on your line, they'll start deducting from your battery bars.
- Somto was involved in a car crash and was crying, "Oh God! I've lost my hand. Akpors said "Don't behave like a girl, look at that man that lost his head, Is he crying?!"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:14am On Jun 17, 2020

pu7pl3:
You your questions are toomuch abeg ..ah ah...just be acting oblivious eveytime

kikikikiki..... Yes boss....

Boss of all bosses

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:43am On Jun 17, 2020

pu7pl3:
which one is happy mourning again?

I thought you were mourning Nekr0N? grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:54am On Jun 17, 2020

BankyGee:
I thought you were mourning Nekr0N?

How can I be happy while I'm mourning?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:11pm On Jun 17, 2020

pu7pl3:
How can I be happy while I'm mourning?

Okay... Sad mourning cry

I hope my coursemate find eternal rest...

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:09pm On Jun 17, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Water

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:12pm On Jun 17, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:06am On Jun 18, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

leaves

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24am On Jun 18, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

leaves

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:46am On Jun 18, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Leaves

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:59pm On Jun 18, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Leaves

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:02pm On Jun 18, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

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