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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:48pm On Jun 23, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Nice coat!


Kikikikiki grin

Lol grin grin thanks babe smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:43pm On Jun 23, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- They are survivors, so they needn't be buried


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
loiusdthird!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:51pm On Jun 23, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I have four legs but never walk; I may be covered with flowers but have no soil; I hold food three times a day but eat no meal.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 9:54pm On Jun 23, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
dinner table grin
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
dinner table

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:09am On Jun 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Dining table

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by olukiesy(m): 5:45am On Jun 24, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GVJad54sY

PLEASE DO WELL TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

THANKS

BankyGee:
- Nollywood will not kill me o, NEPA poles inside evil forest?! Maybe the spirits are charging their phones. undecided
- That moment when you're losing in a fight and someone starts shouting: "Leave them, let them fight! My brother, it's either you become The Incredible Hulk or Ussein Bolt. cheesy cheesy cheesy
- MTN are now mean to the extent that when you're not having Airtime or data on your line, they'll start deducting from your battery bars. angry
- Somto was involved in a car crash and was crying, "Oh God! I've lost my hand. Akpors said "Don't behave like a girl, look at that man that lost his head, Is he crying?!" grin cheesy grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Drastical(m): 10:45am On Jun 24, 2020
Guy you don make me throway my pot of soupguy why nagringringrin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Drastical(m): 10:53am On Jun 24, 2020
Nice keep 'em up

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Drastical(m): 10:57am On Jun 24, 2020
Hmn

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Drastical(m): 12:09pm On Jun 24, 2020
I think he must have been a brave warroir before they told him to strangle d elefant gringringrin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Jun 24, 2020
Drastical:
I think he must have been a brave warroir before they told him to strangle d elefant gringringrin
Glad you enjoyed the jokes bruh grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Jun 24, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Dining Table


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
loiusdthird!
Ayanfe29!

*Clapr, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Jun 24, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:05pm On Jun 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Temper

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:55pm On Jun 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Temper

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:56pm On Jun 25, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Temper


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:00pm On Jun 25, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:23pm On Jun 25, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

The ocean

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:33pm On Jun 25, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Sea/ocean

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:07pm On Jun 26, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Ocean


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:11pm On Jun 26, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:16pm On Jun 26, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Love

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:16pm On Jun 26, 2020
BankyGee:
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love

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:38pm On Jun 26, 2020
BankyGee:
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Nekron doesn't like this question or the answer angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:40am On Jun 27, 2020
pu7pl3:


Nekron doesn't like this question or the answer angry

#Yinmu..... Nekr0N is GONE!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:34pm On Jun 27, 2020
Gay Wedding
During a gay wedding, the pastor couldn't find the right word to pronounce the couple, as he felt calling them Husband and Wife was very wrong since they were both males.

After a long time of thinking, he finally said:-
"I hereby declare you 'MAN UNITED'"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
Ayanfe29:


#Yinmu..... Nekr0N is GONE!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!

What is yinmu?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:47pm On Jun 27, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Love


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:50pm On Jun 27, 2020
Happy Sunday guys!!!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:01pm On Jun 27, 2020
pu7pl3:

What is yinmu?
This reaction is yinmu

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:19pm On Jun 28, 2020
pu7pl3:


What is yinmu?

It's means hmmmmmmmm.....na scope/na lie joor
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:20pm On Jun 28, 2020
BankyGee:

This reaction is yinmu

Thanks dear.... you've given him the real deal

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