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Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by OB3344(m): 10:19am On Jun 28, 2020
Well , I have been thinking about this lately , what's the essence of getting married to a lady when one can as well look for a very pretty lady(so that your pikin go fine ) strike a deal with her to get pregnant for you and thereafter take the baby to be yours and remain being the NIGGAR that you've always been grin , to me I'll say it's better than going into a lifetime bondage(entangled marriage) with one bitch(whey go dey gi you attitude anyhow) , marriage is f**ked in 9ja abeg, guys what do you think?

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Ladylite: 10:23am On Jun 28, 2020
OB3344:
Well , I have been thinking about this lately , what's the essence of getting married to a lady when one can as well look for a very pretty lady(so that your pikin go fine ) strike a deal with her to get pregnant for you and thereafter take the baby to be yours and remain being the NIGGAR that you've always been grin , to me I'll say it's better than going into a lifetime bondage(entangled marriage) with one bitch(whey go dey gi you attitude anyhow) , marriage is f**ked in 9ja abeg, guys what do you think?

Your lack of sense is hurting my laptop.

So that's how easy it is to take the baby, bah?
You will breast the baby and change diapers right?
U will take the baby to hospital for all necessary vaccination and treatment right?

Why do you use your short term memory to think about long term decisions?


Grow da fvck up and stop deceiving yaself by thinking with ya deek

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by luminouz(m): 10:28am On Jun 28, 2020
Ladylite:


Your lack of sense is hurting my laptop.

So that's how easy it is to take the baby, bah?
You will breast the baby and change diapers right?
U will take the baby to hospital for all necessary vaccination and treatment right?

Why do you use your short term memory to think about long term decisions?


Grow da fvck up and stop deceiving yaself by thinking with ya deek

Lol...you seemed ticked off.

Most if not all your points can be taken care of,without a woman's help.

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Freestainworld(m): 10:28am On Jun 28, 2020
Bros if na so your papa do your mama, you for like am?

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by OB3344(m): 10:30am On Jun 28, 2020
Ladylite:


Your lack of sense is hurting my laptop.

So that's how easy it is to take the baby, bah?
You will breast the baby and change diapers right?
U will take the baby to hospital for all necessary vaccination and treatment right?

Why do you use your short term memory to think about long term decisions?


Grow da fvck up and stop deceiving yaself by thinking with ya deek
Take the baby , I do not mean taking the baby at the infant stage na , moreover u r a lady , I am not surprised at your reply..I could understand. grin

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by sylve11: 10:30am On Jun 28, 2020
OB3344:
Well , I have been thinking about this lately , what's the essence of getting married to a lady when one can as well look for a very pretty lady(so that your pikin go fine ) strike a deal with her to get pregnant for you and thereafter take the baby to be yours and remain being the NIGGAR that you've always been grin , to me I'll say it's better than going into a lifetime bondage(entangled marriage) with one bitch(whey go dey gi you attitude anyhow) , marriage is f**ked in 9ja abeg, guys what do you think?


Life nor get manual bro. Because one thing nor work well for you nor mean sey e nor go work for another. cool

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Nobody: 10:39am On Jun 28, 2020
I wonder how old this one is. Enjoy your single life while it last. A good marriage is bliss.
Take your time to find the right patner, compromise when you should.
Ever wondered why married men are more eye catching than their single counterparts? There is this peace and special happiness that comes with being with the right person.

Ask Airforce1 how he feels now with his little family compared to when he was alone.

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by DukeofMbaitoli: 10:43am On Jun 28, 2020
Lol...in the long run you will know what you have done to yourself

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by slimjohn2k5: 11:06am On Jun 28, 2020
My bro I once had that thought but growing up you get lonely n need someone to be with n talk to.
There is no perfect marriage anywhere, no bad lady. Science say is action and reaction.
Even the kid u r talking about will grow within a short time and leave your house n u will be left alone.
Only time will help you understand this.

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by RaptObserver: 11:24am On Jun 28, 2020
You are a boy... Until you grow up, don't talk about having children. You will not know you are suffering until when you marry a decent woman who knows how to manage a home and resources. That is the kind of woman you need as a companion, then if children come, fine. If children don't come, fine. Life is not all about having children. Marriage is a necessity for every human being who wants to live happily. Though I know it comes with its challenges but so does being single. Being alive means we must face problems. But I ask the op, if a man tries that with his sister will he agree? Some ladies will even take in and refuse to give you the child because you have not done the needful. Some will even hide the pregnancy from you and keep the baby. Boy you need to grow up.

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by LONEER(m): 1:32pm On Jun 28, 2020
people don't just get married cause of children only. but for companionship, friendship, etc
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jun 28, 2020
you have my kind of plan but not directly same
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by ibkonekt(m): 4:40pm On Jun 28, 2020
a lot of commenters are just ignoring the "strike a deal" part. if they strike a deal that means there is an agreement. so its fine.
the idea is not a bad one given the options of the available wenches we call ladies in today's society

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by paulolee(m): 5:14pm On Jun 28, 2020
good
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by luminouz(m): 8:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
rockstarB:
I wonder how old this one is. Enjoy your single life while it last. A good marriage is bliss.
Take your time to find the right patner, compromise when you should.
Ever wondered why married men are more eye catching than their single counterparts? There is this peace and special happiness that comes with being with the right person.

Ask Airforce1 how he feels now with his little family compared to when he was alone.
Give a better example. Airforce one is not married. grin
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Nweike190(m): 11:28pm On Jun 28, 2020
Ladylite:


Your lack of sense is hurting my laptop.

So that's how easy it is to take the baby, bah?
You will breast the baby and change diapers right?
U will take the baby to hospital for all necessary vaccination and treatment right?

Why do you use your short term memory to think about long term decisions?


Grow da fvck up and stop deceiving yaself by thinking with ya deek







You mean it's hurting your Alcatel phone... Sorry laptop to browse naira... La-la... grin angry angry angry angry
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Galactico4ever(m): 11:30pm On Jun 28, 2020
Nweike190:








You mean it's hurting your Alcatel phone... Sorry laptop to browse naira... La-la... grin angry angry angry angry
Gee, Ladylite na confam yahoo babe ooo.

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jun 28, 2020
OB3344:
Well , I have been thinking about this lately , what's the essence of getting married to a lady when one can as well look for a very pretty lady(so that your pikin go fine ) strike a deal with her to get pregnant for you and thereafter take the baby to be yours and remain being the NIGGAR that you've always been grin , to me I'll say it's better than going into a lifetime bondage(entangled marriage) with one bitch(whey go dey gi you attitude anyhow) , marriage is f**ked in 9ja abeg, guys what do you think?



when I see how cantankerous some people blast marriages unabashed, it always makes me defy, besides when you see people like this o p two things click my mind one, thier family or his family is a blunt, I disorganized ànd chaotic. two if not for marriage I.e if his family are good how will they born such a dude full with erroneous facts. o p if your family didn't unite well don't come and be blasting marriage for us, because you don't want to. how will you marry a bitch probably her front or back entice you and literally it wasn't love that took your rather lust. so that why you can exist the marriage. basically people don't enquiry from God to marry this days, rather thier eyes, friends advice, and finally thier instinct left them in the later ahead doom

guys be wise.
ladies be wise too
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by OB3344(m): 4:50pm On Jul 02, 2020
Freestainworld:
Bros if na so your papa do your mama, you for like am?
Lol
Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by jeff1607(m): 5:32pm On Jul 02, 2020
OB3344:
Well , I have been thinking about this lately , what's the essence of getting married to a lady when one can as well look for a very pretty lady(so that your pikin go fine ) strike a deal with her to get pregnant for you and thereafter take the baby to be yours and remain being the NIGGAR that you've always been grin , to me I'll say it's better than going into a lifetime bondage(entangled marriage) with one bitch(whey go dey gi you attitude anyhow) , marriage is f**ked in 9ja abeg, guys what do you think?

Do you have sisters? or a record of your ancestry (pedigree)?

cos if you do you won't make such statements plus training a child alone even with the money except you got the time ,you cant imbibe all that you want in the child's life

,do you understand what it is taking a child on a path and making sure that child gets good habits , rational thinking , not being a twisted fellow and causing you harm as you age?

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Re: Guys! Why Get Married, When You Can Do This Instead.. by Dbeautyy(m): 6:22pm On Jul 02, 2020
RaptObserver:
You are a boy... Until you grow up, don't talk about having children. You will not know you are suffering until when you marry a decent woman who knows how to manage a home and resources. That is the kind of woman you need as a companion, then if children come, fine. If children don't come, fine. Life is not all about having children. Marriage is a necessity for every human being who wants to live happily. Though I know it comes with its challenges but so does being single. Being alive means we must face problems. But I ask the op, if a man tries that with his sister will he agree? Some ladies will even take in and refuse to give you the child because you have not done the needful. Some will even hide the pregnancy from you and keep the baby. Boy you need to grow up.

@ the bolded, it is not. But if and only if it will, there are some investment you will have to put in.
a) what you invest
b) how you invest
c) when you invest
d) all of the above should be taken serious by the two people involved in the relationship, then you will greatly enjoy the dividend of those investments. Aside that, it may be hell for either of them. Soon such case...
Happiness can be attached to alot of stuffs, but JOY is not attached to such. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying marriage is bad.

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