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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 11:35pm On Jul 06, 2020
Stylish186:


Relieved at last so how did you solve the puzzle??
I suspected it was between both of you but because he always seemed to attack when I mentioned you.I thought it was you.I know we had bad blood but once again I'm sorry for attributing that moniker to you.Why a supposed millionaire and a fully grown adult would coin up the terms piggyvestashawo and use it as a moniker shows the mental deficiency of some people who call themselves adults.Sorry bro.
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 11:35pm On Jul 06, 2020
bestmutiu2019:
We got to a place called 'Bishop court' or so around 8pm.
The place was dark and I was reluctant to cross that junction. Smart, always claiming to be a hard man left me and approached the girl's hostel while I waited from afar. Like 50meters away from me, he saw two angry looking guys standing, the girl he was trying to woo just left them. Next thing Smart asked those guys "Na Amaka be that?" imagine! Trying to woo a cultist's gf.
From my 50meters position, I heard the loudest slap ever. Cold shivers ran through my spine. That kinda slap that affects every sensory organ, your eyes, nose, tongue, eardrum etc. According to him, he started hearing little whispers of "give them your phone" hehehehe. "Phone wey dem no even ask for"
Smart humbly brought out his phone and handed to the 'Slapper' The slapper limbos his left hand again and wipes Smart another Sunami Slap. This time he started hearing whispers of "show them your unlock pattern"
LoL
That second Sunami sent me like 2kilometers away from that territory. Since then to woo woman just dey taya me.
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Melaye(f): 11:35pm On Jul 06, 2020
Poorboy:
true talk where do we have Muscat?
oman !
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Anny505(m): 11:36pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
Ya'll should know me by now ; that I IGNORE all irrelevant mentions or abusive content....


I ignore useless mentions everyday : twice on a Monday grin

Forget fine face
Forget nice voice
She fit get body odour for reality
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Stylish186(m): 11:36pm On Jul 06, 2020
numberonecytyzen:
After stephenmoka4 na u. Respects mate. cool
I thank God shaa
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 11:37pm On Jul 06, 2020
Only jokes related to betting...
I don't want any girlfriend, akpos, amaka jokes...
Only jokes related to betting
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 11:37pm On Jul 06, 2020
Blizer

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Stylish186(m): 11:38pm On Jul 06, 2020
Xanslyte:

I suspected it was between both of you but because he always seemed to attack when I mentioned you.I thought it was you.I know we had bad blood but once again I'm sorry for attributing that moniker to you.Why a supposed millionaire and a fully grown adult would coin up the terms piggyvestashawo and use it as a moniker shows the mental deficiency of some people who call themselves adults.Sorry bro.

No offense I can't blame you he was just capitalizing on the situation to troll you
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 11:38pm On Jul 06, 2020
SultanOfPuna:

True life story
One of my cousins, start betting 2018 before I join 2019 dey bet.
This guy first game he won 5k
The thing shak am, him come dey feel like lord of punters.
Him other games click too. We all happy for am.
The next bet him do stake am 12k the outcome 1.4 million
I swear 16 of those matches enter.
This my cousin confidence enter gear 5
Him come dey do window shopping,
Him tell him babe to write list of things she wants buy expensive or cheap. Him dey tell us say him go soon turn millioniare.
Omo him use all him remaining money flex us as we dey wait make the last game click.

The last game come cut. That my cousin cry like newborn baby.
I have never seen a grown man roll on the floor inside bar dey cry. The thing funny when I remember how him dey roll for floor inside bar Wey guys dey.
Ever since then him Neve bet again till today
did you laugh at this joke yourself sad

Why are you telling us your cousin's life story

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by x2x2(m): 11:39pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
did you laugh at this joke yourself sad

Why are you telling us your cousin's life story
I have a question bros?
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Poorboy: 11:39pm On Jul 06, 2020
My problem is if I enter politics in future to contest for Governor, hope people here wey know me no go say I go finish state fund's on betting grin angry grin grin grin

Sometimes I dey think ooooooo
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 11:40pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
did you laugh at this joke yourself sad

Why are you telling us your cousin's life story
ok let me cook up a other joke
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jul 06, 2020
kaycee125:
cheesy Son of a nobody
This is the message from the phone of a supposed blind woman.Captainmitch/DonPikko/Chiefpikko/Piggyvestashawo/Piggyvest01/greenorange/10Babyapple.I wish you actually become what people call a millionaire in life.Sleep well. Good bye thread.Good bye people.Ill contact my real gees soon.Corbin I gat you in mind.I pray the God who uplifted me from a beggar will uplift everyone here .Bye bye.
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Anny505(m): 11:41pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
Ya'll should know me by now ; that I IGNORE all irrelevant mentions or abusive content....


I ignore useless mentions everyday : twice on a Monday grin

That awkward moment when your elbow mistakenly touch your barber's shakabula and you begin to wonder if the guy is an hausa man or nature just had a way of compensating him with a big cassava.
So there was this guy that used to chase my little cousin. I have seen them together like twice before and in each occasion they were always in a very close range despite the fact that the government have warned them about social distancing.

When she got home I tried asking her about the guy I saw her with and she wanted to deny maybe for fear that I might beat her up, but I just smiled and hugged her. I told her it's cool. I told her I'm not against her having male friends but i advised her to be careful if not for anything for corona virus.
She was shy, she thanked me and smiled like a sheep.
"Get out of my side joorh, be smiling like a goat, if you get belle na you go carry am no be me" I teased her.
Initially I used to like this guy o, he wasn't from a rich home or something, but I just loved how responsible he looked.

He dresses neat and had a very nice smile, so I thought within me, why not allow these love birds just have their fun.
So they started seeing each other once in a while and everything was cool.
The love I had for him even increased the more when I learnt he was a barber... free barbing mood activated!
I was impressed though, I mean such a young dude doing something reasonable for himself, so I started patronizing him.
But after I came back from his saloon one day after my elbow mistakenly touched him, I had a change of mind.
That faithful day he had turned the sit 360° round and bent over my side to pick a comb from the mirror's drawer and at that point my heart suddenly went into panic attack.

At first I thought it was the head of his belt but when I stylishly dropped my hand down to his thigh, I realised I was wrong and I had another panic attack.
He noticed it and asked me if everything was fine, I just nodded my head while starring at his eyeballs because I was still in shock.
The first thing that came to my mind was my little cousin. I knew that girl was in serious danger
I swear this life no balance! How can this guy be this wicked. How? I mean why?
Well, after he finished I gave him HIS money but he insisted as usual, you know trying to form good in-law. but I gave him the warning of his life. I told him I don't want to see him near my cousin again.
I could see the confusion on his face. I felt guilty but then how do I start to explain to this young man that he is a threat to my family? eh? It's not as if I was jealous of him o, but I don't support bad thing rara!

After two weeks I saw them together again. "Is like this boy have titanus in his head oh! " and when he saw me he retracted his steps and took to his heels.
Which kind of wahala is this one na? is this boy not a terrorist like this? I have warned him to stay away from this little girl he will not hear.
Or did they send him to come and destroy her for me?
The next time I see him around her again I'm definitely appearing on insta blog.
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by MMXX: 11:42pm On Jul 06, 2020
Pureheart91:


Crystal Vs Chelsea-2
Arsenal Vs licester- 12ov1.5 likely a draw so change 12 to something else
Leece Vs lazio-2
Xamax Vs Zurich-x2
Westham Vs burnley - ov1. 5
Roma Vs parma - 1
Atlanta Vs Sampdoria - 1xun4.5
Plzen Vs librec-1
Aris Vs olympakios -2
AEK Vs OFI - Homewintonill
Zenith Vs Sochi -1 likely a win or draw for home
Youngboys Vs Thun-1
Soin Vz Basel-2ov1. 5
Good to go bruv
I'm no punting expert, if not I go don build house

Na conspiracy theory wey I recently observe I wan begin test am. I played today and all came except for one i had it to home win and later fear came and I went and change it to 1&U4.5 game ended 4-3.

Goodluck
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Sam2310(m): 11:42pm On Jul 06, 2020
yehmy:
How do they normally count shot on target? Because i watch the match is goal scored not on target? There was also a save by Lorris in the first half is that not on target too? I' m confused
Last two own goals was counted as shot on target, meanwhile a match before those two was not counted as shot on target.

I think is better to avoid some Special Market.

I watch the match also, i don't thing any shot on target (save) take place in the first half thought.
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by gift01: 11:43pm On Jul 06, 2020
Xanslyte:

This is the message from the phone of a supposed blind women.Captainmitch/DonPikko/Chiefpikko/Piggyvestashawo/Piggyvest01/greenorange/10Babyapple.I wish you actually become what people call a millionaire in life.Good bye thread.Good bye people.Ill contact my real gees soon.Corbin I gat you in mind.Bye bye.
stop taking things too personal and stop putting out most of your private life on social media. Learn to ignore the doubters. See what you just posted, I fit track you easily sef. Na wa
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by gift01: 11:44pm On Jul 06, 2020
Sam2310:
Last two own goals was counted as shot on target, meanwhile a match before those two was not counted as shot on target.

I think is better to avoid some Special Market.

I watch the match also, i don't thing any shot on target (save) take place in the first half thought.
more reason I don't near that market. We go drag tire

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by x2x2(m): 11:44pm On Jul 06, 2020
gift01:
stop taking things too personal and stop putting out most of your private life on social media. Learn to ignore the doubters. See what you just posted, I fit track you easily sef. Na wa
He no wise.. For niaja na em he dey xpose his name and aza balance for public.. D guy get mind o..
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Melaye(f): 11:45pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
did you laugh at this joke yourself sad

Why are you telling us your cousin's life story
the sunday service was going fine in the church until betslip fall from pastop bible

we still dey church dey settle matter grin grin
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 11:45pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
did you laugh at this joke yourself sad

Why are you telling us your cousin's life story
A guy went to buy meat
He said to the butcher - "I bet you 500 naira you can't get the meat down from the top shelf without a ladder"

The butcher says "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high"
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by bestmutiu2019(m): 11:45pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
Only jokes related to betting...
I don't want any girlfriend, akpos, amaka jokes...
Only jokes related to betting
Bettor: My god, I had a terrible day today. I lost 15 out of 15 in college football, I lost 8 out of 8 in baseball and I lost 6 out of 6 in soccer. I don’t know what I am going to do.
Friend: Well there’s hockey games starting soon.
Bettor: I don’t know anything about hockey.

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jul 06, 2020
gift01:
stop taking things too personal and stop putting out most of your private life on social media. Learn to ignore the doubters. See what you just posted, I fit track you easily sef. Na wa
It was only for some few seconds bro.Im not foolish to that extent.Thanks bro.Good bye
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by DieRich5: 11:46pm On Jul 06, 2020
11:44 u guys still doing dis comedy shit na wa o
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Poorboy: 11:46pm On Jul 06, 2020
Melaye:
oman !
lol put Prof before your name, if person ask tell am you deserve it grin undecided sad
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by oyikocho: 11:47pm On Jul 06, 2020

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by harry2sexy(m): 11:47pm On Jul 06, 2020
Xanslyte:

This is the message from the phone of a supposed blind woman.Captainmitch/DonPikko/Chiefpikko/Piggyvestashawo/Piggyvest01/greenorange/10Babyapple.I wish you actually become what people call a millionaire in life.Sleep well. Good bye thread.Good bye people.Ill contact my real gees soon.Corbin I gat you in mind.I pray the God who uplifted me from a beggar will uplift everyone here .Bye bye.
Small pikin dey worry u sha
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Pureheart91(m): 11:49pm On Jul 06, 2020
MMXX:
Good to go bruv
I'm no punting expert, if not I go don build house

Na conspiracy theory wey I recently observe I wan begin test am. I played today and all came except for one i had it to home win and later fear came and I went and change it to 1&4.5 game ended 4-3.

Goodluck

Okay will effect it.. Thanks
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 11:49pm On Jul 06, 2020
12AD:
Anyone who makes me laugh wins... Original and betting jokes only... No other joke is allowed...
Good luck grin
My wife thinks I care more about gambling than our kids.
That isn't true at all. Because i am going to Bet9a Shop until I win our daughter's tuition back to prove it.
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Poorboy: 11:50pm On Jul 06, 2020
kaycee125:
Interesting
wetin happen

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