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Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Munzy14(m): 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
What Nollywood movie is this? I'd really love to watch it undecided
cheesy It happens though.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by mariahAngel(f): 3:52pm On Jul 31, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Lolzzz. Well I met guys who gave 6 figure to me without even seeing me.
...and you weren't sceptical?
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by SweetCunt97(f): 3:55pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
...and you weren't sceptical?
Nope. When you meet a genuine helper, you'll know. Those ones with long talk, b wary if them.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by mariahAngel(f): 3:59pm On Jul 31, 2020
Munzy14:
cheesy It happens though.
Nna ngwa gwa nwanne gi eshi okwu: gini g'ebute nwoke imere nwanyi n'omaghi udi ihe ahu?

Nwoke o ga emeliri nwoke ibe ya udi ihe ahu?
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by mariahAngel(f): 4:01pm On Jul 31, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Nope. When you meet a genuine helper, you'll know. Those ones with long talk, b wary if them.
OK cheesy
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by CsRockefeller(m): 4:45pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
Nna ngwa gwa nwanne gi eshi okwu: gini g'ebute nwoke imere nwanyi n'omaghi udi ihe ahu?

Nwoke o ga emeliri nwoke ibe ya udi ihe ahu?
Anambra gal.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Munzy14(m): 4:59pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
Nna ngwa gwa nwanne gi eshi okwu: gini g'ebute nwoke imere nwanyi n'omaghi udi ihe ahu?

Nwoke o ga emeliri nwoke ibe ya udi ihe ahu?
A man can,comfortably.


A man equally do that to a lady comfortably too.


She can stay there,few months and secure good job and accommodation as well na.


Some men like me, this aren't big issue o....
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by mariahAngel(f): 5:06pm On Jul 31, 2020
Munzy14:
A man can,comfortably.


A man equally do that to a lady comfortably too.


She can stay there,few months and secure good job and accommodation as well na.


Some men like me, this aren't big issue o....
It's a good thing you're not a Lagosian
Paranoia is a characteristic.... grin
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Munzy14(m): 5:31pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
It's a good thing you're not a Lagosian Paranoia is a characteristic.... grin
Things are fast there.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2020
This story dey one kain abeg, As you’re holding on to your faith, Just check into a church. It’s free and safer than an Uncompleted building.

All Best.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by mariahAngel(f): 6:23pm On Jul 31, 2020
Munzy14:
Things are fast there.
It's the norm.

Also, there's this innocence that comes with not being from Lagos

For Lagos, everybody dey form open-eye

Most people are usually aggressive, intimidating, and unaccommodating...especially towards non Lagosians.
A typical Lagosian believes he can outsmart any non Lagosian.
If you're too trusting, you're not smart. grin
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Munzy14(m): 6:28pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
It's the norm.

Also, there's this innocence that comes with not being from Lagos

For Lagos, everybody dey form open-eye

Most people are usually aggressive, intimidating, and unaccommodating...especially towards non Lagosians.
A typical Lagosian believes he can outsmart any non Lagosian.
If you're too trusting, you're not smart. grin
Real smart people,are usually calm and calculated.


It's not by doing like agbero like gra gra like oshodi bus assistants.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by yvelchstores(f): 7:58pm On Jul 31, 2020
mariahAngel:
What if she's the dangerous one?
I'd advise anyone willing to help to be extra extra careful.
It's super creepy taking a total stranger into your home with things that happen these days.
I can't even imagine it... Creeps the sh!t outta me

Think about it: wouldn't it be easier to ask those around her than total strangers online for accommodation?
very very valid point!
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by FaAbokiWithSuit(m): 8:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Stranger wey no get rope for leg. How you wann take trace am
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jul 31, 2020
bukatyne:
That is actually the easiest solution to her accommodation problem.


Easiest not best.
Wait whathuh To become the madame of the house? Ahhh Aye le oh. So that's free knacking till Oga decides to upgrade her from Entangled House occupier to Wife.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jul 31, 2020
yvelchstores:
This is a very dangerous set up lady. It could end well for you, it could also turn deadly. What if a lady comes Here and say, oh stay with me" only for u to find out it was a set up?

You are homeless but things could get even worse. Be careful, think through your actions very very well.
You have said it all, at this point where a girl was raped to death in church just months ago & we are still mourning that one. This lady wants to throw herself into the hands of the unknown. I mean, not to scare anyone but there are better ways to die.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by mariahAngel(f): 9:52pm On Jul 31, 2020
truthsayer009:
Wait whathuh To become the madame of the house? Ahhh Aye le oh. So that's free knacking till Oga decides to upgrade her from Entangled House occupier to Wife.
Bros, E shock me too. grin
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by bukatyne(f): 10:27am On Aug 02, 2020
truthsayer009:
Wait whathuh To become the madame of the house? Ahhh Aye le oh. So that's free knacking till Oga decides to upgrade her from Entangled House occupier to Wife.
Na real 'free knacking'. grin

Oga is accommodating her, not so?

A number of common law marriages aka cohabitation are borne out of this.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by bukatyne(f): 10:29am On Aug 02, 2020
CsRockefeller:
True. Many women have found their spouse just like that. She sounds like a responsible and hardworking lady.

Nothing fancy about struggling all the time, if you see a green pasture, spread your mat and lay there (as long as the guy in question isn't taken).
I see these things happen.

But we are online so it is well.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by CsRockefeller(m): 10:53am On Aug 02, 2020
bdchange:
How will you be living in an uncompleted building when you should have planned your means very well before coming to Lagos. I have a female friend I can recommend for you. She will accept you due to my recommendation but I can't even verify if your story is true or not. Although she might ask you to pay some bills with her. I don't know if you can afford to do that.
Can you help.me out with a female friend of.mine?

She keeps getting job offers but can't afford a place in Lagos right now, she stays at Ota.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 11:06am On Aug 02, 2020
bukatyne:
Na real 'free knacking'. grin

Oga is accommodating her, not so?

A number of common law marriages aka cohabitation are borne out of this.
Actually you are right, I was in this exact scenario last year & the girl in question was beautiful, infact they had already given her my WhatsApp contact & only for her to message me & she was waiting for a go ahead. My useless friend who gave her my number kept telling me it's an opportunity for free knacks and it could even lead me to something parmanent.

My mind was in tormoil for a week lol. Would I enjoy the free knacks? YES. But mehn this kain thing go hook me for throat abeg!

Or then it will be wickedness of the highest order to now chase her out after enjoying the knacking for months & after practicing diff styles grin grin grin

So mehn, what you won't eat, it's better not to taste it oooh
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by CsRockefeller(m): 11:27am On Aug 02, 2020
truthsayer009:
Actually you are right, I was in this exact scenario last year & the girl in question was beautiful, infact they had already given her my WhatsApp contact & only for her to message me & she was waiting for a go ahead. My useless friend who gave her my number kept telling me it's an opportunity for free knacks and it could even lead me to something parmanent.

My mind was in tormoil for a week lol. Would I enjoy the free knacks? YES. But mehn this kain thing go hook me for throat abeg!

Or then it will be wickedness of the highest order to now chase her out after enjoying the knacking for months & after practicing diff styles grin grin grin

So mehn, what you won't eat, it's better not to taste it oooh
So you can't stay with a beautiful lady for a year without touching her?
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 11:54am On Aug 02, 2020
CsRockefeller:
So you can't stay with a beautiful lady for a year without touching her?
Apologies bro, but I'm not impotent. Besides she will be sleeping in my room, so how is the touching not going to happen?
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 12:08pm On Aug 02, 2020
I would have loved to help you out, no strings attached but am a guy tho.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Oracleforce: 12:12pm On Aug 02, 2020
Graceful7744:
I know by looking at my post title, someone will say another beggar. I will accept all the insults that will be directed at me with good faith.

Please I honestly need an accommodation, I’m really suffering because of no place to put my head in the night.

A brief information about me:
My name is Grace, I’m from the Eastern part of Nigeria, I have graduated from the university, and I will be among the NYSC 2020 Batch B (I would have joined Batch A but there was an error with my Jamb reg number, so NYSC website redirected me back to my school to make the corrections). I don’t have any family or friends.

I’m a loner almost all my life!

I recently lost my home and I have no one to run to for help. Please I need help to get a place to keep my head, I have been staying in an uncompleted building but is not safe.

I’m not looking for a financial help, I can be able to feed myself at least once in a day, I just wish I can see a girl that can accommodate me just for some time.

I have nothing to offer in terms of sex or anything that is against my faith, that’s why I can’t accept for a guy to help me.

Please help me if you can, I’m very patient, humble, hardworking, obedient, respectful and sincere. I’m God fearing and a very good cook too!

My location currently is Lagos.

Modified:
Please you can send me an email directly,

Gracem7744 @ Gmail

if you like. I’m getting some messages from nairaland but I don’t know how to respond to them.
If you are homeless....go to any nearest police station and report yourselves there...police are Our friends....they will accommodate you to the length of days or years you want to stay in the police station...

Pls, stop setting traps for innocent citizens...
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by CsRockefeller(m): 12:15pm On Aug 02, 2020
truthsayer009:
Apologies bro, but I'm not impotent. Besides she will be sleeping in my room, so how is the touching not going to happen?
grin grin

You can always train your mind. It's all in your head.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 12:51pm On Aug 02, 2020
CsRockefeller:
grin grin

You can always train your mind. It's all in your head.
Why will I train my mind against such?

Just say I should cut off my Prick then, that would be better off
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Nobody: 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2020
Oracleforce:
If you are homeless....go to any nearest police station and report yourselves there...police are Our friends....they will accommodate you to the length of days or years you want to stay in the police station...

Pls, stop setting traps for innocent citizens...
The police men there would end up raping her, have you not been following the news lately?
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by bukatyne(f): 12:54pm On Aug 02, 2020
truthsayer009:
Actually you are right, I was in this exact scenario last year & the girl in question was beautiful, infact they had already given her my WhatsApp contact & only for her to message me & she was waiting for a go ahead. My useless friend who gave her my number kept telling me it's an opportunity for free knacks and it could even lead me to something parmanent.

My mind was in tormoil for a week lol. Would I enjoy the free knacks? YES. But mehn this kain thing go hook me for throat abeg!

Or then it will be wickedness of the highest order to now chase her out after enjoying the knacking for months & after practicing diff styles grin grin grin

So mehn, what you won't eat, it's better not to taste it oooh
Very solid principle.

I think it works better when the two people are open for a relationship/marriage.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by bukatyne(f): 12:55pm On Aug 02, 2020
Oracleforce:
If you are homeless....go to any nearest police station and report yourselves there...police are Our friends....they will accommodate you to the length of days or years you want to stay in the police station...

Pls, stop setting traps for innocent citizens...
Police Station ke?
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:19pm On Aug 02, 2020
truthsayer009:
Apologies bro, but I'm not impotent. Besides she will be sleeping in my room, so how is the touching not going to happen?
You are too cheap, mehn.
Re: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by Chrisbella24(f): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
You are too cheap, mehn.
Very very cheap.
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