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Una never see anything. Agebro na FT job now... MC Oluomo na the CEO. Eve Oyinbo pple don dey apply. Watch the below video to confirm.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrUiLNTQjjA

90 percent of lagos drivers are mad.esp dose danfo pple,no patience at all.. just avoid dem in all cost ... talking about Keke pple,dat will b another story for another day.
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This is Lagos.

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Those Danfo guys will be driving and checking their tyres at the same time. Mad people

Number 3 really funny I swear

Danfo drivers and stretching hands out of the vehicle are 5&6

You hear things like 'oga if I bash your car, I no get money oh'

Positiveme2020:
Danfo drivers and stretching hands out of the vehicle are 5&6

Danfo drivers and dirty handkerchief are fivest and sixest.. The horn steering suffers it most lolz

freshkpomo:
Verdict: No 3 seems to be a sprit, if you never sabi am you never dey drive be that... You Hear things like.
*na women she be, women dey drive like goat.
* car owner comot there make bus enter.
* Ozuo, na so your mate dey drive.
* Ogun go kill you.
*Old papa nor enter o make I nor scatter your motor for you.
* Go kill yourself mad man....


Crazy things, funny enough after leaving there they forget everything...


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My old man is fond of this shii. E even reach one time last 2yrs he hit the steering wheel hard and was swearing in Igbo n yoruba cos the driver (a lady) didn't move fast enough. I no fit laugh that day cos na front seat I dey

What is the life span of a lagosian? These rules you gave are unruly and unhealthy

IjebuWarrior:
Una never see anything. Agebro na FT job now... MC Oluomo na the CEO. Eve Oyinbo pple don dey apply. Watch the below video to confirm.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrUiLNTQjjA

Lol. Expatriate Agbero.

The Lagos metro system will go a long way in solving the traffic problem in Lagos.

LoL...I remember a day my younger sister was at the passenger sit and I was driving one danfo drove rough beside me, she started swearing for the driver and all of a sudden the driver spat straight on her face then sped off I couldn't chase him down because I was just in total shock, she spent the whole day and the day after vomiting and brushing

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MejiLoyon:
Hehehe

I won't even live in Lagos, if I can help it, least of all exposing my baby on wheels to all that savagery and madness!!!... No, thank you!

I just post a video on YouTube vibing to Naija songs from early 2000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hotAv5YuRoE

Umartins1:
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker

so d pasuma stickers means wat o

MejiLoyon:
I've always loved driving. The feel of the engine beneath me as I rev towards my destination, the AC in my hair, the sound system blasting my favourite jam ,all these makes it something I look forward to...

In the States I meant. In Nigeria it's nightmarish. Well since I came home I've mastered some skills and I hope you will learn a thing or two. Enjoy

1. Be bold. Have no fear brotherly. When you drive zero your mind. Especially in holdups. Once you're scared dem go just dey pass you any how. Enter any vehicle front. Don't trafficate before you do else they won't allow you. Gbori wole nothing do you.

2. Put your brake oil near you. Dem must kiss your car. E sure me die. If na small scratch just wipe am and move on.

3. Update your swear dictionary. Add ogun go kee you, thunder fire you, iyalaya e and the likes to your dictionary. Trust me you will need it. For in Lagos silence makes you a fool. If you are too butty and can't shout just wide your five fingers give them waka. That will suffice.

4. Never wind down in go slows or holdups. You can be robbed. Boys are not smiling.

5. Update your playlist. If you are a Christian be ready to worship God for hours. If you're secular update. For marlians just put ladugbo mi on repeat. Holdup no dey go like that o. Have fun. For when you get home na sleep sure pass.

I would have written more but omo I tire. Feel free to add yours. Awo lor

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Yea watch me scream " motherfucvker" motherfucvker danu!! While zooming off on these crazy danfo drivers.
It hilarious but somehow I learnt them from my old man and uncles

Umartins1:
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker

Pasuma sticker and wears singlet...

You no sabi curse and you say u be lagosian? Hak hak hak(i laf u coronically)...shey u mad ni

goodddnews:
nice one and straight to the point .........especially no 4, no go dey form super man, be smart, Lagos is a no man' s land

yes
No man's land like your potor potor village

merieam16:
so d pasuma stickers means wat o

Na area man be Dat just follow am,

merieam16:
so d pasuma stickers means wat o

means Madness on extreme level

Lol Eko oni baje , Surulere padi mi gbos gbosa twale in Naira Marley voice.

Mad o

Umartins1:
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker

ednut1:
98% of lag drivers are mad.

The remaining 2% are millimetres away from madness. As in they are crazy and are about to get mad

Umartins1:
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker

Hahahaha!

u nailed it.