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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 8:20am On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

Well, those were her geng.
The one I would recommend is from a guy that deactivated, if I could locate the link to it, I will cc you later.
You skipped my question about May.

Alright.
She may not be online for 4-6 months, her second surgery will be in about 2-3 months time.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:22am On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:

Alright.
She may not be online for 4-6 months, her second surgery will be in about 2-3 months time.

Second what? shocked

What on hell is that one again? shocked

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 8:25am On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

Second what?
What on hell is that one again?

The two eyes were affected and it's one at a time, once one heals proper then the other one can be operated on.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:27am On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:

The two eyes were affected and it's one at a time, once one heals proper then the other one can be operated on.

What manner of nonsensical trash is life doing sef. What manner of fuckery is this whole thing sef. Fucking annoying.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 8:28am On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

What manner of nonsensical trash is life doing sef. What manner of fuckery is this whole thing sef. Fucking annoying.

I know.
Let's talk about Christ.
Was that a joke?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:31am On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:

I know.
Let's talk about Christ.
Was that a joke?

Chale mehn. This is even the wrong time to talk about Christ. Tha f u c k is he doing about this whole thing?
Who wastes time on such beings? Why would an innocent person pass through such motherfucking pain?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 8:52am On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

Chale mehn. This is even the wrong time to talk about Christ. Tha f u c k is he doing about this whole thing?
Who wastes time on such beings? Why would an innocent person pass through such motherfucking pain?

Now let me make this clear.
I am not a preacher nor an overly religious person, in fact I have not attended any sunday service in about two years. That is to tell you, I am not even worthy to talk to you about him.
But see it this way.
God isn't responsible for most of these self induced afflictions we tend to always blame him for nor is he a puppet that will just dance to one's tunes just because we want him to.
For instance, he had designed marriages and reproduction and all, and those are some spiritual routines albeit scientific too. It's one's duty 'to an extent' to make reasonable choices before embarking on such routes. If I was AS for instance, it's not God's duty to tell me to seek an AA as partner. If I went ahead to wive a fellow AS and I start birthing SS, to whom do I channel the blames? Imagine after making that mistake I now start fasting and praying for him to change the genotype from SS to AA. Imagine such unnecessary show of faiths? Something I could have been a 'god' over, something I could have granted the prayers my self by simply making the right choices from the onset. It doesn't have to be genotype, it could be anything. That was just an illustration. And this isn't even about May, it's about the general belief most people tend to have. Expecting God to just shut down the universe for them.
Anyways, a lot of people have undergone this same surgery and they have come out with one complication or another. Uveitis is responsible for 40% blindness or so, the fact that she has been having that pain for ages and she miraculously stillhas both sights working is a testimony. Then again, what if we couldn't afford the surgery? How many of God's grace would I deny? He is done more than enough, let's not get emotional and take his grace for granted.
This is me inviting you to him tho.

Think about it.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:07am On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:

Your illustration made sense a lot.
Thanks for this piece.
It's quite a peace.
I will think about it.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 9:09am On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

Your illustration made sense a lot.
Thanks for this piece.
It's quite a peace.
I will think about it.

Alright dear.
Do have a great day!

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:10am On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:

Alright dear.
Do have a great day!

But why haven't you attended a service in two years?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 9:21am On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

But why haven't you attended a service in two years?

There are a lot of distractions and strange doctrines these days. I go to church to have my quiet moment with God at least biweekly on Fridays mostly. One doesn't really need anyone to connect to Christ, although one needs to constantly renew his faith and spirituality by listening to messages which I do a lot but as it is, technology has made that easier.
Apostle Joshua Selman got me covered when it comes to that. I will advise you download his messages online and if you can't, when you are in town I will send you as many as you want. I have over 200 of his messages.
God is my witness, you can't listen to him and won't thank me later.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:30am On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:
There are a lot of distractions and strange doctrines these days. I go to church to have my quiet moment with God at least biweekly on Fridays mostly. One doesn't really need anyone to connect to Christ, although one needs to constantly renew his faith and spirituality by listening to messages which I do a lot but as it is, technology has made that easier.
Apostle Joshua Selman got me covered when it comes to that. I will advise you download his messages online and if you can't, when you are in town I will send you as many as you want. I have over 200 of his messages.
God is my witness, you can't listen to him and won't thank me later.

I prefer you send them to me. tongue

Let's wait till I'm in town.
By the way, the bolded is exactly what I want.
The seconded bolded is like a dare. Looking forward to that and we will talk more on it when we meet.
Thanks Sehn. You won't know how much these words mean to me.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Tozic: 1:40pm On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:
There are a lot of distractions and strange doctrines these days. I go to church to have my quiet moment with God at least biweekly on Fridays mostly. One doesn't really need anyone to connect to Christ, although one needs to constantly renew his faith and spirituality by listening to messages which I do a lot but as it is, technology has made that easier.
Apostle Joshua Selman got me covered when it comes to that. I will advise you download his messages online and if you can't, when you are in town I will send you as many as you want. I have over 200 of his messages.
God is my witness, you can't listen to him and won't thank me later.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 6:42pm On Aug 22, 2020

MZrapper:

I prefer you send them to me.
Let's wait till I'm in town.
By the way, the bolded is exactly what I want.
The seconded bolded is like a dare. Looking forward to that and we will talk more on it when we meet.
Thanks Sehn. You won't know how much these words mean to me.

You are most welcome Mz!.
You looking forward to everything.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 6:42pm On Aug 22, 2020

Tozic:
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You know about him ba?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Tozic: 8:05pm On Aug 22, 2020

lirusehn:

You know about him ba?

3-4 years I've known him through a friend. One of his first sermons I stumbled on was Dilligence. I spent all my time listening to it, to the extend I could tell what next was gonna come out from his mouth.
One thing I like about him is the fact he sings in every of his sermon. The songs are deep and spiritually uplifting.
How about Arome Oseyi and Lawerence Oyor? Have you heard of them?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:02am On Aug 23, 2020

Egoat.
Mordecai is the correct spelling.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:22am On Aug 23, 2020

prinx55555:
Egoat.
Mordecai is the correct spelling.

Thanks Boss.
I have corrected it.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:11pm On Aug 23, 2020

Ma' said Politician? grin

Abi make we enter politics ni Egoat?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 12:21pm On Aug 23, 2020

Collegenews:
Ma' said Politician?
Abi make we enter politics ni Egoat?

Walahi that na wetin she bin ask me.
She shock as she see escorts, see guys, see different engines with customized plates. E be like campaign. grin

I swear with my life, my reps for my adugbo currently high pass Baale own. grin

Boss Politics na scam abeg. Make Politics go one side go rest.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:27pm On Aug 23, 2020

Egoat:

Walahi that na wetin she bin ask me.
She shock as she see escorts, see guys, see different engines with customized plates. E be like campaign.
I swear with my life, my reps for my adugbo currently high pass Baale own.
_{Boss Politics na scam abeg. Make Politics go one side go rest}.

Na wa for you ooo.

That is the spirit, you gaz give them something to talk about.

_{No be lie my guy.}

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 12:30pm On Aug 23, 2020

Collegenews:

Na wa for you ooo.

That is the spirit, you gaz give them something to talk about.

_{No be lie my guy.}

Boss, only you na vibe.
I swear to God, complete vibe sef. grin

I say my adugbo never let me rest. grin

Oga CN meeeehhhhnnn.
Kai... grin

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:33pm On Aug 23, 2020

Egoat:

Boss, only you na vibe.
I swear to God, complete vibe sef.
I say my adugbo never let me rest.
Oga CN meeeehhhhnnn.
Kai...

Moh no loud am abeg. wink

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 12:36pm On Aug 23, 2020

Collegenews:

Moh no loud am abeg.

Na so Baba Agbalagba. grin

Tuale xxx4Jesus. grin

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:41pm On Aug 23, 2020

Egoat:

Walahi that na wetin she bin ask me.
She shock as she see escorts, see guys, see different engines with customized plates. E be like campaign.

Escorts?? Guys? Engines? How many People visited you?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 12:43pm On Aug 23, 2020

MZrapper:

Escorts?? Guys? Engines? How many People visited you?

53 when I counted. grin

My adugbo shake. grin

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:44pm On Aug 23, 2020

MZrapper:

Escorts?? Guys? Engines? How many People visited you?

You no go go rest Farida. grin

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:45pm On Aug 23, 2020

Egoat:

53 when I counted.
My adugbo shake.

Merciful goodness.
53?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:45pm On Aug 23, 2020

Collegenews:

You no go go rest Farida.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 12:48pm On Aug 23, 2020

MZrapper:

Merciful goodness.
53?

I swear to God 53. grin

11 rides in total. grin

Four get Oga CN names. grin

E be like campaign. grin

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:50pm On Aug 23, 2020

Egoat:

I swear to God 53.
11 rides in total.
Four get Oga CN names.

E be like campaign.

This guy is one helluva show off.
I can imagine.

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