My own na to just dey talk truth.. I go just analyze the matter as e be.. Even if na my mother wrong, I go tell am straight. It also made me to reveal my secretes to friends mostly secretes I would have loved to keep for myself. when my eye clear, I go start dey regret.

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

not use to alcohol

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

not use to alcohol

Drank one drink from Cameron, very sweet not knowing it was full of alcohol. Our last born na she bath me. A girl I senior with seven years. I can remember after then how she was controlling me in the bathroom. Since that day, she sharp mouth were I dey.

But I'm done with those life long time ago. Alcohol not good at all.

I drink half of Lords Gin big bottle and I went to school.I Literally wooed my Female HOD.. The After math was so epic

KingAzubuike:
I love alcohol, it boosts your confidence.

During the Vietnam war, Vietnamese soldiers were allowed to get drunk in order to make their assault more ruthless.

Did they win

Snipper007:
When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

This happens to me too, I'd just have all the right words

PureGoldh:
If I start to drop em bars here...the tori long pass river Nile

Drop ooo

I've never gotten drunk but my younger bro went out with his friends in what was his first encouter with alcohol. Got drunk and on their way back to the lodge, he suddenly ran off and got hold of a tree along the road and started rocking it, thinking it was a lady. While he was doing it, his friends were laughing and video recording him. He still gets teased by his friends.

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

I have this habit of raising my hand to stop ceiling fan in a motion just for fun and show off

I got so high in a get together party, I made a move to repeat same, friends try to stop me!! and because my hand could not reach the ceiling fan I had to climb the couch and made sure I did stop the fan, it was embarrassing.

How I got home is another story for another day

Absolutely nothing cos I have never been intoxicated

alexistaiwo:
I don't drink


I don't smoke


I don't eat meat

Omo iya mi

Mafo✌

We gather dey

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

Alcohol deal with me so tail I had to quit. Am the type that drink straight 4 days without food....one day I fell into delirium...was hallucinating and the thing was becoming madness. For days was sleeping under my step case. My friend was called ...he came the next day. My condition was really bad. He ended up telling people that I was confessing that I wanted to kill his son. Since then....I quit alcohol. Shame on me

Tha thing is that... Post like this are full of lies

Samsonklin:

Why do I have to drink and drive when I can smoke and fly?

Smoke highness over drink highness, anything, any day �

Boss man...


Anyways... You do u

Slept in the toilet of the office during office hours early in the morning for a while, was vomiting because I drank with some colleagues at work yesternight, but I washed my face and did small work sha for the day. would not recommend.

That was the lowest point in my life......but i still go drink the next day sha after some fake abstinence.

Liar of the century.

I forgot were I parked my car and went to the Police only for the IPO to realize that I parked opposite the station

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...[/quote]

Na holy spirit the high me ooo

While I was living at a large hostel accommodation, I went out drinking with a friend. We came back very late around 1:30am.i remembered my friend was on boxers and stripped that he wanted to go to toilet. I pointed the direction, only for the guy to leave my room and stared walking round the compound naked. He couldn't identify my room any longer. It was a guy that saw him around 4:30am that took him to his room.

Entrying a buy trade on my phone without closing the trades.. like say i dey swing trade, come see how account dey bleed in the morning. D funniest thing is that i didn't know when i open my phone talk less of pressing buy. Alcohol is a bad thing

I've always known how to hold my liquor, heck I'm typing with an heavy dose of vodka in my system

Nothing

Mine was when i was still in d world,, i slept wt an olosho n i refused to cum and av already paid her.. She then told me she wasn't interested again and av not really enjoyed myself.. I just located a nearby police station to complain that av not released ooo.. It was d next day d police man was playing all d stereo for and i felt embarrassed..

Over to our nairaland resident pastor.......Righteous89

I insulted my elder brother bitterly....

This thread is for drunkards. Where's ologogoro

donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

Nor be town service you enter? Which one be your rumuola /aba gist?

I fvcked inside public bathroom. 2009 in egbeda akowonjo Lagos.

Snipper007:


The thing is I always get this stream of unending flows of inspiration whenever am under d influence of OH.

Nor be lie....

My own case.

It was unintended.

A friend offered me a drink I never drank before, he insisted so i trusted him and took it. It didn't take long before I realised it was so strong and I am in trouble so I left immediately.

My eyes was spinning and my house was like 5km away and was getting dark but I couldn't concentrate on driving. I parked, locked myself and left the car on with AC. I slept for 30mins. When I woke up I didn't feel safe so I managed to drive home. I didn't want my wife to see me in the state so I slept in the car, outside the gate with the car on for another hour. It was still not subsiding so I managed to drive in.

I slept off in the sitting room only to be woken up by piss. I remember going to pee and the next thing my wife was barking down at me.

I woke up startled and annoyed that she was not considerate in my situation, only for me to notice my strange bed and location. I only then realised I was on my maids bedroom and bed. I still carry my shame around.

I learnt my lessons with alcohol and have made very strict rules for myself.

I forgot how to open my car,I was there for like 40minutes cracking my head .it was a terrible experience, as people were just laughing like me like I was a mad man,thank God I didn't succeed I'd probably be dead in an accident now