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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:41pm On Aug 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Get out of my mentions with your never-positive energy.
grin grin grin
Hahaha.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:42pm On Aug 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Get out of my mentions with your never-positive energy.
Your illusion has positive grandeur.grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:46pm On Aug 23, 2020
MZrapper:

Your illusion has positive grandeur.grin
Two weeks remaining.

Countdown to the beginning of togetherness.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:49pm On Aug 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Two weeks remaining.

Countdown to the beginning of togetherness.
Dreamer! Dreamer!! cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 2:36pm On Aug 23, 2020
Egoat:

I swear to God 53. grin
11 rides in total. grin grin
Four get Oga CN names. grin

E be like campaign. grin grin
Oboy. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 2:41pm On Aug 23, 2020
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Aug 24, 2020
tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:26pm On Aug 24, 2020
Congratulations Collegenews on your new girlfriend.
A mother of two might be exactly what you want. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 8:00am On Aug 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
Congratulations Colleg.enews on your new girlfriend.
A mother of two might be exactly what you want. grin
grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:14am On Aug 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
Congratulations Collegenews on your new girlfriend.
A mother of two might be exactly what you want. grin
Thanks.
I know right. undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:55am On Aug 26, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
Congratulations Collegenews on your new girlfriend.
A mother of two might be exactly what you want. grin
grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 3:04pm On Aug 28, 2020
Collegenews! You seem intelligent not surprised with the 4.29 CGPA. Nice one.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:06pm On Aug 28, 2020
Sehindemi:
Collegenews! You seem intelligent not surprised with the 4.29 CGPA. Nice one.
Man gotta be what he's gotta be. wink wink tongue
Thanks dearie. How you?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 7:54pm On Aug 28, 2020
Collegenews:

Man gotta be what he's gotta be. wink wink tongue
Thanks dearie. How you?
I'm fine, guess you are too.
Biko I am waiting for the real gist.
It is more importanter.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:48pm On Aug 28, 2020
Sehindemi:

I'm fine, guess you are too.
Biko I am waiting for the real gist.
It is more importanter.
Now that is the problem. Now that I know someone is expectantly awaiting it, I will lose the zeal to write about it. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 10:38am On Aug 29, 2020
Collegenews:

Now that is the problem. Now that I know someone is expectantly awaiting it, I will lose the zeal to write about it. undecided
Good for you. undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:22pm On Aug 29, 2020
Sehindemi:

Good for you. undecided undecided
Pained? grin wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 7:05pm On Aug 29, 2020
Collegenews:

Pained? grin wink
You wish.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 8:18am On Aug 31, 2020
CN is not just ready to get married yet not because of those complaints of his. There is no perfect person out there, there is only tolerance and mutual understanding. I would like to wait and read about those in the ladies section till the end before I draw up conclusions.
But from the Person A to H, the banker for instance, if she is good for you, you should get rid of the idea that you people started dating because she saw your account details.
We all have our boxes same way you have yours.
If she ticks your boxes and your reason for not marrying her is because you think she is with you for your money then my dear, you aren't ready to marry yet. She is a banker, she has a job, what do you expect from her? To settle for the less? Isn't it normal if she settles for someone above her grade? What is the issue here? Unless you think she might have done that to someone else, which I expect you to engage her to find out since you said you have your way around people. Even the one you said she's living large when you don't know what she does for a living. She could be doing load of jobs online. She could be a blogger, youtuber, web developer, travel agents and many more. This is 21st century, people make money without having to do 5 to 6 or establishing any physical shops.
Virtual shops are everywhere. You should rather engage her.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:57am On Aug 31, 2020
Sehindemi:
CN is not just ready to get married yet not because of those complaints of his. There is no perfect person out there, there is only tolerance and mutual understanding. I would like to wait and read about those in the ladies section till the end before I draw up conclusions.
But from the Person A to H, the banker for instance, if she is good for you, you should get rid of the idea that you people started dating because she saw your account details.
We all have our boxes same way you have yours.
If she ticks your boxes and your reason for not marrying her is because you think she is with you for your money then my dear, you aren't ready to marry yet. She is a banker, she has a job, what do you expect from her? To settle for the less? Isn't it normal if she settles for someone above her grade? What is the issue here? Unless you think she might have done that to someone else, which I expect you to engage her to find out since you said you have your way around people. Even the one you said she's living large when you don't know what she does for a living. She could be doing load of jobs online. She could be a blogger, youtuber, web developer, travel agents and many more. This is 21st century, people make money without having to do 5 to 6 or establishing any physical shops.
Virtual shops are everywhere. You should rather engage her.
You are very smart Demi, you got most of the unwritten messages.
Valid points you've made there.
The simple truth is, regardless of how perfect a person seems, one can still choose to see their flaws. Every of my relationship has been designed to be superficial and to be limited to just dates. No marital expectations so far from anyone reason why the flaws pointed out are so big a deal to overlook amidst many other undisclosed flaws. If maybe the relationships were shaped to head towards commitment and all, I might have saught tolerance and mutual understanding from the onset. Not to forget, a lot of relationships started like a joke and they ended up establishing commitments, all depends on the worthiness of both fellows. The worth that I am yet to see in most (not all), perhaps becuase I have chosen to be blind to it. A week into my relationship is enough to know how it will end tho, once you aren't for me, then you aren't for me, you only can make me play along.
Anyways, no need to engage the banker over it, it's agreeable to know she would have done that to many other persons. She may claim she hasn't done that before if engaged, but the truth isn't far fetched. Either because the details she's seen didn't fit her expectations or the customers didn't fall for her ploy like her intentionally did. But either way, the truth remains that, she infringed on my privacy, estimated what I am worth and decided to fall in love. And there is a bigger tendency she will fall for someone else with bigger worth. I rather marry one random ashewo, at least I know she doesn't hide her hustle.
The other one isn't into any of those businesses. I have engaged her already as expected. Na runs babe.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:43am On Aug 31, 2020
My contribution is what is stopping us most times is just in our head. Oga CN has probably believed her choice of lady is hard to come across and that the ones around are there because of the money.
Some are after the money, that is for sure sure. But some do not even care about the money at all and some just want the financial security that comes with having a rich guy and that is all. You may not even spend a kobo on these types and they won't complain, the fact that they know you have the money is enough for them. These types of ladies are not gold diggers and I don't think they are prioritizing mundane things over love either like I once suggested in one of our arguments about 'women not dating a broke men'.
Like May said about her man and her choice of relationship and I reasoned with her. They are compatible, they love and respect each other but will the love really grow if her man was a pauper? Even tho I don't know how to answer this question, I think the love won't even exist to start with. Everyone wants a good life. Every man dreams to be rich, every lady dreams to make her own money but time and age aren't by their sides. Ok see Oga CN for example, he said he is 33-39 years old and the truth is he will still find a suitable woman with time regardless of the pressure but same can't be said about ladies. At 27 they are already seen as evening newspaper, and the country is hard for everyone. Where is the time for them to hustle like men will? Not to talk about how mother nature has made them the weaker sex.
As such, i think it is normal if a lady settles to marry a rich guy. It should be the number one on their list sef. This does not mean I support the Banker for deciding to check customers details to know their worth. That is extreme and it is too much.
The best option so far is that lady B, but Oga CN said he is not educated. Now to be sincere, if she was educated ehn there is a probability that she won't have those qualities Oga CN likes. And even if she has them, there is another possibility that Oga CN will come up with another reason to not marry her. Life no just balance.
Marriage is about contributions and dedications from the two partners. Patience Jonathan does not even speak good English and she was our first lady.
Instead of thinking of leaving your future children abroad with someone like Lady B, how about you change your idea of marriage and plan to stay together? Instead of thinking of leaving her alone abroad. It is marriage after all and it involves two parents not one. If you decide to stay together, you may be able to impact the future children and as well impact someone like Lady B too. Like you advise me, she can go to school too. She isn't too old for that. You can make her a full time housewife and as such will have enough time for self improvement. All in case if her inability to speak good English is the only problem. There are people out there whose both parents aren't educated and it didn't debar them from making it. Success has nothing to do with things like that. Although it's good you are putting it into consideration. Again, if you want her to stay abroad, you have the money. You can send your siblings with her or anyone you trust can impact your children, as far as her only flaw is the English. If they are based in an English country sef, the people around will naturally influence them. That should not be a problem really. Not to forget, you said MA likes her, she sees better, and she knows better.
Like mama Demi said, we should wait and read about the other ladies before reaching a conclusion.

Moreso, only you know where the shoe hurts, we can only assume. We don't know more than we have read.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Zammygaga(m): 12:58pm On Aug 31, 2020
Passing by hello
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:21pm On Aug 31, 2020
Egoat.
Now those are plenty senses in one post.
You just nailed every part of the discourse, left right and center.
When I started reading, I was reasoning possible points to counter you with but by the time I finished and read again, I saw no reason to make any further point.
You made a whole lot of sense.
Like I have told you already, you reason wonderfully and your wittiness amazes me.
Thanks for that contribution my nigga.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:25pm On Aug 31, 2020
Collegenews:
Egoat.
Now those are plenty senses in one post.
You just nailed every part of the discourse, left right and center.
When I started reading, I was reasoning possible points to counter you with but by the time I finished and read again, I saw no reason to make any further point.
You made a whole lot of sense.
Like I have told you already, you reason wonderfully and your wittiness amazes me.
Thanks for that contribution my nigga.
Lol. You are the Boss of bosses.
Thanks so much.
I will like to meet lady B tho. tongue

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:28pm On Aug 31, 2020
Egoat:

Lol. You are the Boss of bosses.
Thanks so much.
I will like to meet lady B tho. tongue
If that isn't a joke, why not?
You are my G, when you are free just let me know. Just make sure it's not Thursday and friday.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:31pm On Aug 31, 2020
Collegenews:

If that isn't a joke, why not?
You are my G, when you are free just let me know. Just make sure it's not Thursday and friday.
Lol. Boss joke ke? I am serious o.
Anytime, you know moh free daku. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:35pm On Aug 31, 2020
Egoat:

Lol. Boss joke ke? I am serious o.
Anytime, you know moh free daku. grin
If you don't mind, I want you to meet the remaining ladies, I have 3 left.
Let's journey to Ma's place together, meet all of them one by one. I will like to know your observation, you can learn from things too.
Next visitation is on Wednesday.
Watchasay?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2020
Collegenews:

If you don't mind, I want you to meet the remaining ladies, I have 3 left.
Let's journey to Ma's place together, meet all of them one by one. I will like to know your observation, you can learn from things too.
Next visitation is on Wednesday.
Watchasay?
Boss I am in. Even if na 1 straight month gan I ready. cool cool cool cool cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2020
Egoat:

Boss I am in. Even if na 1 straight month gan I ready. cool cool cool cool cool

Say no more my man.
Settled.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:38pm On Aug 31, 2020
Collegenews:


Say no more my man.
Settled.
Oga nla, Oga nla Boss. cool cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:51pm On Aug 31, 2020
Na money Egoat no get, chale get sense. grin
I swear.

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