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Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Nobody: 12:08pm On Sep 13, 2020
* Be a great wife.
* Satisfy your husband sexually.
* Not just one-way-traffic kind of sex (missionary type).
* Same style everyday would make your husband bored.
* Not every time you should be under (the Bible says you shall be above only).
* When a man is sexually satisfied, he's emotionally stable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON2MmN3l4DY


lalasticlala

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by DaInferno(m): 12:10pm On Sep 13, 2020
wisdom grin
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Joshmodest(m): 12:13pm On Sep 13, 2020
DaInferno:
wisdom grin
Interestingly from the pulpit !!
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Kriss216: 12:26pm On Sep 13, 2020
Ride on pastor

More lubricant to you ma'am cool

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by mimimiles93: 12:30pm On Sep 13, 2020
saaphiere:
* Be a great wife.
* Satisfy your husband sexually.
* Not just one-way-traffic kind of sex (missionary type).
* Same style everyday would make your husband bored.
* Not every time you should be under (the Bible says you shall be above only).
* When a man is sexually satisfied, he's emotionally stable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON2MmN3l4DY


lalasticlala
Wow! coming from a woman and on pulpit? I love this woman already.
A lot of marriage women only give their husbands missionary position. And when those men go out to get doggy from olosho, they complain.
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by GboyegaD(m): 12:32pm On Sep 13, 2020
True though but not the truth in reality. One can only try to encourage one's partner and beating in mind people have their limits otherwise, it becomes a core instead of fun. Most importantly, partners should find what works for them, maximizes the fun and minimizes the task and stick to it.

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Nobody: 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2020
While Elijah rode Chariots of fire to heaven, all what this milf teaches her congregation is how to ride a deek to cloud-nine. Little wonder Fat oyinbo, her spiritual son is a skilful pssy smasher.
Quite before Fat oyinbo went public with his adventure, it's likely his mentor would have tasted his smashing prowess.
Bunch of Krested entities.

saaphiere:
Cry me a river.
All you need is a bottle of Krest to calm your restless body down.
That Krest you're looking for up and down, you'll surely get it one day.

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Nobody: 12:44pm On Sep 13, 2020
light099:
While Elijah rode Chariots of fire to heaven, all what this milf teaches her congregation is how to ride a deek to cloud-nine. Little wonder Fat-Oyinbo, her spiritual son is a skilful pssy smasher.
Cry me a river.

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Aboks(m): 12:49pm On Sep 13, 2020
wonderful
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Jafar1: 12:52pm On Sep 13, 2020
She is a legend in the game..
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by DaddyRochie1642: 12:55pm On Sep 13, 2020
We need more Pastors like this grin grin
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Nobody: 1:02pm On Sep 13, 2020
Mummy I dey come make I go buy Data and Condom come, I go like to watch the video
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by bukatyne(f): 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2020
Mummy wa smiley

More anointing.

@Crackhaus, happy Sunday. Please check out this video.

She touched on the obedience/submission dichotomy.

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by SifonAbasi(f): 2:34pm On Sep 13, 2020
saaphiere:
* Be a great wife.
* Satisfy your husband sexually.
* Not just one-way-traffic kind of sex (missionary type).
* Same style everyday would make your husband bored.
* Not every time you should be under (the Bible says you shall be above only).
* When a man is sexually satisfied, he's emotionally stable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON2MmN3l4DY


lalasticlala
And one man of God was saying any sexual position that is not missionary is a sin. It is well.
We only need God's guidance in this heavenly race.
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Jemerson: 3:08pm On Sep 13, 2020
saaphiere:



I miss you
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by crackhaus: 6:16pm On Sep 13, 2020
bukatyne:
Mummy wa smiley

More anointing.

@Crackhaus, happy Sunday. Please check out this video.

She touched on the obedience/submission dichotomy.
Happy Sunday to you too B.

About the video, way ahead of you. grin

Someone posted it on one of my group chats yesterday and it brought up an interesting conversation lasting more than an hour. cheesy
The woman does have her good points, I must admit
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Jqtyfx(m): 6:24pm On Sep 13, 2020
Does this woman ever preach the actual Bible or topics of the kingdom?!

All her preachings are worldly topics, what men want, sex, what women want, feminism, blah blah.

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by bukatyne(f): 7:11pm On Sep 13, 2020
Jqtyfx:
Does this woman ever preach the actual Bible or topics of the kingdom?!

All her preachings are worldly topics, what men want, sex, what women want, feminism, blah blah.


As long as you are on THIS earth, all these topics are important.

You don't want to hear them, go to heaven straight.
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by bukatyne(f): 7:13pm On Sep 13, 2020
crackhaus:

Happy Sunday to you too B.

About the video, way ahead of you. grin

Someone posted it on one of my group chats yesterday and it brought up an interesting conversation lasting more than an hour. cheesy
The woman does have her good points, I must admit

I can imagine. cheesy drop small gist here na.

That's the beauty to listening to a preacher over time.

You begin to hear the checks and balances in part 1, part 2 and part 3 of their sermons. Singling one sermon to criticize a preacher is not right in retrospect.
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by crackhaus: 7:53pm On Sep 13, 2020
bukatyne:

I can imagine. cheesy drop small gist here na.

That's the beauty to listening to a preacher over time.

You begin to hear the checks and balances in part 1, part 2 and part 3 of their sermons. Singling one sermon to criticize a preacher is not right in retrospect.
Long gist on that end, can't get into the bulk of it..lol . But just imagine NL arguments/disagreements, only much more refined.

On the issue of obedience/submission, I very much agree with her. I even made a similar explanation to someone on your thread about dominant men where I told her that submission is not the same thing as servitude.

And like the Pastor said in the video, most people interpret these things based on their own perspectives (I would say psychologically-influnced human perspectives), not that of the Bible.

It's the reason why these women will hear the word submission/submissive, and their guards just go up... Mental grin

Regarding sexual positions, this bit particularly did generate a lot of talk in there. Summary from the ladies was, a man will still cheat if he wants to – doesn't matter if his wife hangs from the ceiling to fück him. cheesy
Well, that's true but then I figure that the Pastor is referring to marriages that were already godly to start with – meaning marriage to a good man with principles.

Pastor Funke is good people in my opinion anyway. I don't agree with everything she says, but she ain't bad... I can tell grin

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Ikjosh04: 7:54pm On Sep 13, 2020
Jqtyfx:
Does this woman ever preach the actual Bible or topics of the kingdom?!

All her preachings are worldly topics, what men want, sex, what women want, feminism, blah blah.


That's her calling, she is called to the singles and family ministry.

She is a great woman. You can't encounter her or be under her ministration and not love her!
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Jqtyfx(m): 8:02pm On Sep 13, 2020
bukatyne:


As long as you are on THIS earth, all these topics are important.

You don't want to hear them, go to heaven straight.
They're important but they shouldn't take the place of actual biblical preaching about the word of God's because ummm, she's a pastor. When you call yourself a pastor and your entire sermon is about sex and different positions, and all your other topics are of a wordly nature, then you're simply a clout chaser and in the wrong profession.

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Jqtyfx(m): 8:05pm On Sep 13, 2020
Ikjosh04:


That's her calling, she is called to the singles and family ministry.

She is a great woman. You can't encounter her or be under her ministration and not love her!
I've nothing against her but I'm not a fan. I'll stick to my American pastors like Dr. Charles Stanley, Priscilla Shirer, Bishop T.D. Jakes, Mike Winger (a systematic theologian)!

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Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by bukatyne(f): 8:06pm On Sep 13, 2020
Jqtyfx:
They're important but they shouldn't take the place of actual biblical preaching about the word of God's. When you call yourself a pastor and your entire sermon is about sex and different positions, and all your other topics are of a wordly nature, then you're simply a clout chaser and in the wrong profession.

How many of her sermons have you listened to?
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by Richy4(m): 9:18pm On Sep 13, 2020
Maybe people are scared of trying other positions grin

There's an adage I heard from nollywood in the early 2000s it says anyman that impregnates the wife standing, will give birth to crazy kids smiley I think it was the funniest proverb from the red cap elders that I have ever heard..

Just maybe people don't wanna give birth to crazy children hence they stick to missionary cheesy
Re: Sex Is Not A One Way Traffic. Experiment Different Positions: Pst Funke Adejumo by mariahAngel(f): 9:49pm On Sep 13, 2020
bukatyne:


I can imagine. cheesy drop small gist here na.

That's the beauty to listening to a preacher over time.

You begin to hear the checks and balances in part 1, part 2 and part 3 of their sermons. Singling one sermon to criticize a preacher is not right in retrospect.




All I have to say to this discussion is.....











....that picture on your profile would have been perfect if it was taken with natural light. angry

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