Am confused for me wen i woke up i find those idiot having sex i just pretend sleeping konji na bastard

No, I haven't.

Sameazy15:
Am confused for me wen i woke up i find those idiot having sex i just pretend sleeping konji na bastard

Why calling them id iot, I've visited someone who was waiting outside because his roommate was with a woman inside.

Ya, the truth is u cannot stop them, u will just pretend to sleep.
There was a day back then in school, I had two close friends(a guy and a girl) myself and the guy went to visit the girl and we ended up sleeping at her place, to cut the long story short, I woke up at night and the babe was moaning, I decided to pay attention and I found out my two friends are actually on the thing.

its normal, happened bk in skul when i went to watch a ucl.match n cnt go bk home bcoz of the heavy rain, called my gee staying close and he said i can come pass d nite bt he was with his bea...i jus de form sleep n de hear her soudtrack dt nite, my stick wan stand bend bcoz i bin de get strong crush on dt bea
after dt nite all my crush for her died and i no even send her again bcox she suppose respect my presence na bt i still collect my own share when she finally visit me..

paulolee:
its normal, happened bk in skul when i went to watch a ucl.match n cnt go bk home bcoz of the heavy rain, called my gee staying close and he said i can come pass d nite bt he was with his bea...i jus de form sleep n de hear her soudtrack dt nite, my stick wan stand bend bcoz i bin de get strong crush on dt bea
after dt nite all my crush for her died and i no even send her again bcox she suppose respect my presence na bt i still collect my own share when she finally visit me..

They just tortured you through out the night. I sympathize with you

Yeah. It was nothing though. The girl had some mad moans but I wasn't moved because she was flatass as fvck.

I once had a neighbor,around 11pm the bastard will be playing loud music and me being a novice will be like,sey this werey dey always listen to music in his dream ni not knowing that the werey dey always Bleep until my younger brother told me
I'm still shocked on how my brother knows that and me wey don dey Bleep no know that kind method

Auladimeji:
I once had a neighbor,around 11pm the bastard will be playing loud music and me being a novice will be like,sey this werey dey always listen to music in his dream ni not knowing that the werey dey always Bleep until my younger brother told me
I'm still shocked on how my brother knows that and me wey don dey Bleep no know that kind method

Some younger brothers senior their elder brother, shebi u don't know


Well, I failed a girl once... She came and passed the night in my room...

She normally comes to see my roommate who is her friend (just friends)...

And that day my roommate went home... Instead of bae to go when I told her the nigga she came for ain't home... She was mumuing till it was night and she slept over...

I didn't even touch her because I know understand

But my younger bro would have understood....


Well ThankGod.... Who knows if I dodged any potential harm coming my way that day

never been in a room but I don peep tired

Yup... I’m a light sleeper who loves a good night’s sleep so waking up at 1am was annoying AF

Still dislike both of them till date �

Never waste opportunities

I left the room for them. She later came to my room when she was through in the other room

Never. Neither can I knowingly permit anyone to use my bed, bed spread or blanket for such. No friend crosses to my bedroom as a matter of fact, talk more of depriving me of my privacy.
Some will say it's Bros code! Bros code kill u there!

dukeprince50:
Ya, the truth is u cannot stop them, u will just pretend to sleep.
There was a day back then in school, I had two close friends(a guy and a girl) myself and the guy went to visit the girl and we ended up sleeping at her place, to cut the long story short, I woke up at night and the babe was moaning, I decided to pay attention and I found out my two friends are actually on the thing.
I ended the friendship with them, not because I was jealous but cos they hid it from me.

Do they owe you an obligation to tell you they're in a relationship?

Many times. And I've stories for days.

Countless times ...my OG will just bring a lady like this ..you will be seeing nackin in different position ..I will just focus on my chatting ... things like that don't freak me anymore...

randomShek:
Yup... I’m a light sleeper who loves a good night’s sleep so waking up at 1am was annoying AF

Still dislike both of them till date �

Brother do gentle o, you still dislike them till date after how many years, shey na on top this Bleep matter ABI another one dey

Auladimeji:
I once had a neighbor,around 11pm the bastard will be playing loud music and me being a novice will be like,sey this werey dey always listen to music in his dream ni not knowing that the werey dey always Bleep until my younger brother told me
I'm still shocked on how my brother knows that and me wey don dey Bleep no know that kind method

I have a similar story. this guy always play loud music at night but I thought he was a music lover until the day i walk pass through his window and saw live porn. he forgot to pull down his curtain.
the lady was just shaking head like agama lizard
i just paused for some seconds and don't know what to say or do

Stephenmoka4:
Why calling them id iot, I've visited someone who was waiting outside because his roommate was with a woman inside.

I have suffered that countless times with my roommate..

I have been in a room where people were having sex, nothing special.

Olajydeey:


I have suffered that countless times with my roommate..

I had next-doors that the roommates suffer this problem. They usually come visit me and other people around instead of standing outside.
Most times the girl looks shy/down when exiting the room.

Sameazy15:
Am confused for me wen i woke up i find those idiot having sex i just pretend sleeping konji na bastard

I just left school, decided to not to go home until I get a job. So I stayed with a friend of mine. Turned out a university girl, who was coming home for holidays first decided to spend two days with this my friend, (apparently telling her parents she won't be in Lagos until two days time whereas she already was).

Omo, I just started hearing "uhm ahh, hmmm, ahh yishh'. Muffled sound all over the place. I decided to lay low. Funniest part was I woke up at 5am to hear these two praying in tongues in the morning. The cycle continued over the next two days, three square meal sex, and subsequent asking for forgiveness while speaking in tongues. Hardest part was, I always joined them in prayers

The guy was our prayer coordinator when we were in school. Needless to say, he's now a baller, big boy in Dubai. Nothing close to being religious again.

I once bleeped my girl in a room that had five other guys in it. The gist is my girl came to visit me from another state and there was a student Union party that same day. for logistical reasons some invited artists had to be spread around the lodge which served as the de facto government lodge. My girl and I were eager to blow our senses out after long time away. immediately I penetrated her in the dark room, I felt the 5 extra pair of eyes trying to see what was being done in the dark. as a sharp man, I took my gf to the bathroom and had one of the best bleeps of my life. My girl also had a good time and we laughed about it anytime we recall the incident. She's married now tho. Good times.

Keep it coming guys

angiography:


The guy was our prayer coordinator when we were in school. Needless to say, he's now a baller, big boy in Dubai. Nothing close to being religious again.

My fellowship president scam me 2k recently. him think say him sharp but I dey set long compass for am. Dayo if you see ds, make you know say na Ogun go kee your papa!..

Petyr1:
I have a similar story. this guy always play loud music at night but I thought he was a music lover until the day i walk pass through his window and saw live porn. he forgot to pull down his curtain.
the lady was just shaking head like agama lizard
i just paused for some seconds and don't know what to say or do

Guy you funny die lol you don't know what to say or do

You want to call police ni. Lol

dukeprince50:
Ya, the truth is u cannot stop them, u will just pretend to sleep.
There was a day back then in school, I had two close friends(a guy and a girl) myself and the guy went to visit the girl and we ended up sleeping at her place, to cut the long story short, I woke up at night and the babe was moaning, I decided to pay attention and I found out my two friends are actually on the thing.
I ended the friendship with them, not because I was jealous but cos they hid it from me.

You ended a relationship because they hid there personal life from you.....

I don't know you... But i'd say you are jealous.


Have you sat and thought about why they hid it from you in the first place

Guy go and mend that friendship. This days, making friends have become very difficult.

Lol,,,,
When I was still an errand boy to my neighbour who was a bachelor then. My eyes would focus on TV while my mind would focus on something else. Na me dey go buy their work tools like 7-up, Alabukun, dry gin, CDs. How the girls no dey get shame confuse me pass.
The guy did his best to me a niggar,,,las las,,, I still remain omo get-inside

lascos912:
never been in a room
but I don peep tired

Nopanties:
Never. Neither can I knowingly permit anyone to use my bed, bed spread or blanket for such. No friend crosses to my bedroom as a matter of fact, talk more of depriving me of my privacy.
Some will say it's Bros code! Bros code kill u there!

It's bro code man

Nopanties:
Never. Neither can I knowingly permit anyone to use my bed, bed spread or blanket for such. No friend crosses to my bedroom as a matter of fact, talk more of depriving me of my privacy.
Some will say it's Bros code! Bros code kill u there!

I have my own rules two, if you can't adhere then you should get out.

Djamel:



It's bro code man

Bro code kee you there