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Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by donbrowser(m): 9:25am On Sep 19, 2020
I find this hilarious

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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Honduras01: 9:28am On Sep 19, 2020
cheesy
I'll like to read female answers!

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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Enudapan: 9:29am On Sep 19, 2020
Nna eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Not bad
We should be educated shaa
Especially on birth control, cos 9ija population just the increase anyhow anyhow (with baby mamas upandan), so it's also sophisticated, taking about condom in schools

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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by GolDRoger: 9:29am On Sep 19, 2020
grin Ladies in the house. . . Over to You

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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Optimistdude: 9:33am On Sep 19, 2020
Must be a female lecturer..... Maybe she was h°rny at the time of setting the questions.

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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Nobody: 9:36am On Sep 19, 2020
Just answer the damn question

Answer.

1-Condom is a method of birth control because it stops the akamu in the kporor from entering the kpekus during zubazamamunda

2-Procedure depends.... For sare wa Gba ladies wear am down. Fix before seeing. So that when e set you won't have to pause to fix. Slot in. Home run!!!

For oloshos don't bother, their service charge covers installation and uninstallation of the device. Even lubrication is free

3- a... Prevents diseases
b... Prevents ancestral curses
c.... Lubricates. Some ladies have no single juice. Them dry die
d.... Most importantly prevents the birth of eediots. I'm wishing the parents of a certain president of a certain country used it. Would have saved us all these stress. Heck I even wished my parents used it. Maybe na America I go dey as Bill Gates Pikin or I go dey play ludo for heaven with angels

4 ...a... E dey lost inside obow
b... We No dey know when dem dey wear am. Belle go enter set go still give us.
c... For long pricks e dey peel cap when e touch am
d.... E dey slack towtow
e.... E dey give the oboe another smell from its natural one



Simple answers

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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by BigEcommerce: 9:41am On Sep 19, 2020
grin grin grin grin This people eh!
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by DICKstractor: 9:44am On Sep 19, 2020
cheesy


Some people will become horn-knee answering these questions.

Rock hard dicky and sharp pointed nippy will be everywhere
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Aug28th(m): 12:44pm On Sep 19, 2020
How's the question funny?
Ayam nor understanding
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by boliswitpassprik(m): 1:52pm On Sep 19, 2020
donbrowser:
I find this hilarious
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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Vyzz: 1:52pm On Sep 19, 2020
The did not teach us this....



But as a big fan of Diamond Jackson and having a role model like Johnny sins....


I will still fail this one because those people don't use it grin
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by 69Ansour69: 1:54pm On Sep 19, 2020
Mehhn!
Kai wallahi!!
Sugar mumcy spotted!!
Buh... wait fess o..
This wan nor geh joy rara o...lol
Optimistdude:
Must be a female lecturer..... Maybe she was h°rny at the time of setting the questions.
Bobo mii
Na one of those sex starved motherfuckettes jare
Pesin wey jam dem, jam zumabandambamba..
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Sachidi: 2:26pm On Sep 19, 2020
If na like this e dey be we self for follow collect first class
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Shellsploit: 3:20pm On Sep 19, 2020
angry
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Shellsploit: 3:21pm On Sep 19, 2020
MejiLoyon:
Just answer the damn question

Answer.

1-Condom is a method of birth control because it stops the akamu in the kporor from entering the kpekus during zubazamamunda

2-Procedure depends.... For sare wa Gba ladies wear am down. Fix before seeing. So that when e set you won't have to pause to fix. Slot in. Home run!!!

For oloshos don't bother, their service charge covers installation and uninstallation of the device. Even lubrication is free

3- a... Prevents diseases
b... Prevents ancestral curses
c.... Lubricates. Some ladies have no single juice. Them dry die
d.... Most importantly prevents the birth of eediots. I'm wishing the parents of a certain president of a certain country used it. Would have saved us all these stress. Heck I even wished my parents used it. Maybe na America I go dey as Bill Gates Pikin or I go dey play ludo for heaven with angels

4 ...a... E dey lost inside obow
b... We No dey know when dem dey wear am. Belle go enter set go still give us.
c... For long pricks e dey peel cap when e touch am
d.... E dey slack towtow
e.... E dey give the oboe another smell from its natural one



Simple answers

Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by DriggityDre: 4:28pm On Sep 19, 2020

Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Shellsploit: 4:30pm On Sep 19, 2020
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Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by DriggityDre: 4:34pm On Sep 19, 2020
MejiLoyon:
****
Aside the fact that you're joking, I'd have given you props. But your 1c is trash. Condoms lubricate?? Ancestral wha?
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by DriggityDre: 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2020
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Tonymegabush1(m): 5:55pm On Sep 19, 2020
For these kind question na straight A for me.. Will end up giving the lecturer assignment grin
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by mubzynani: 6:30pm On Sep 19, 2020
that's my Alana mater... School for students with higher IQ
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Adesina18111(m): 7:40pm On Sep 19, 2020
angry grin grin grin....ur username self dey make me laff...
MejiLoyon:
Just answer the damn question

Answer.

1-Condom is a method of birth control because it stops the akamu in the kporor from entering the kpekus during zubazamamunda

2-Procedure depends.... For sare wa Gba ladies wear am down. Fix before seeing. So that when e set you won't have to pause to fix. Slot in. Home run!!!

For oloshos don't bother, their service charge covers installation and uninstallation of the device. Even lubrication is free

3- a... Prevents diseases
b... Prevents ancestral curses
c.... Lubricates. Some ladies have no single juice. Them dry die
d.... Most importantly prevents the birth of eediots. I'm wishing the parents of a certain president of a certain country used it. Would have saved us all these stress. Heck I even wished my parents used it. Maybe na America I go dey as Bill Gates Pikin or I go dey play ludo for heaven with angels

4 ...a... E dey lost inside obow
b... We No dey know when dem dey wear am. Belle go enter set go still give us.
c... For long pricks e dey peel cap when e touch am
d.... E dey slack towtow
e.... E dey give the oboe another smell from its natural one



Simple answers
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by donbrowser(m): 7:47pm On Sep 19, 2020
Adesina18111:
angry grin grin grin....ur username self dey make me laff...
I no even reason am before oh lol
Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by joeking2222: 9:16pm On Sep 19, 2020
cheesy..........which kind MONIKER be this ni to ri olorun!!!!
MejiLoyon:
Just answer the damn question

Answer.

1-Condom is a method of birth control because it stops the akamu in the kporor from entering the kpekus during zubazamamunda

2-Procedure depends.... For sare wa Gba ladies wear am down. Fix before seeing. So that when e set you won't have to pause to fix. Slot in. Home run!!!

For oloshos don't bother, their service charge covers installation and uninstallation of the device. Even lubrication is free

3- a... Prevents diseases
b... Prevents ancestral curses
c.... Lubricates. Some ladies have no single juice. Them dry die
d.... Most importantly prevents the birth of eediots. I'm wishing the parents of a certain president of a certain country used it. Would have saved us all these stress. Heck I even wished my parents used it. Maybe na America I go dey as Bill Gates Pikin or I go dey play ludo for heaven with angels

4 ...a... E dey lost inside obow
b... We No dey know when dem dey wear am. Belle go enter set go still give us.
c... For long pricks e dey peel cap when e touch am
d.... E dey slack towtow
e.... E dey give the oboe another smell from its natural one



Simple answers

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