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You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Sweetgirlmimi(op): 3:06am On Oct 02, 2020
embarassed

Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by illicit(m): 3:09am On Oct 02, 2020
Dey there....
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by WoundedLamb: 3:10am On Oct 02, 2020
cry
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Chiedu4Trump: 3:20am On Oct 02, 2020

Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by ERockson: 3:35am On Oct 02, 2020
OK
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by midolian(m):
This thing no even move me at all...

Of all places to chop, na my house devil come whisper to your small brain?

Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by fykes(m): 4:39am On Oct 02, 2020
These ones that won't pay house rent but won't let me rest at night ni....

Running around my sitting room, eating away and living inside my beautiful seats and cushion.....

In fact the ones in my house no dey fear again.... Make dem no dey reason say my house Na animal farm o
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by edo3(m): 5:06am On Oct 02, 2020
@op,, u never jam d one wey go eat ur nails dey blow u breeze on top so that u no go wake up? Na d in d morning u go dey feel d pains..
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by bioemmy: 5:08am On Oct 02, 2020
One just entered my room this morning.
If I catch it, it will die by hanging and firing squad at once.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by StaffofOrayan(m): 5:13am On Oct 02, 2020
Oga we have seen a whole village massacred on this nairaland, na rat go con shake us?
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Toosure70: 5:19am On Oct 02, 2020
One day, these your friends will eat you certificates.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by DenreleDave(m): 5:27am On Oct 02, 2020
Rat are pest
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Equal2DeTask(m): 5:50am On Oct 02, 2020
midolian:
This thing no even move me at all...

Of all places to chop, na my house devil come whisper to your small brain?
cheesy
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Nickshrapnel: 5:50am On Oct 02, 2020
Hello, Lassa fever undecided
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by youngking22(m): 6:31am On Oct 02, 2020
Rat way dey terrorize my aunty shop,eat ugwu,garri indomie,tear big sachet milk , break egg drink .maybe for other states, but you see Lagos own, I fear who no fear Lagos rats.rat way go see you no run because why, the belle too big pass him leg.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by IamWonderful: 6:36am On Oct 02, 2020
midolian:
This thing no even move me at all...

Of all places to chop, na my house devil come whisper to your small brain?

Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Nobody: 6:44am On Oct 02, 2020
I'm moved though. Na food rats wan chop, they no kill pesin.

I'll rather catch and set them free elsewhere than kill them.

The world will be a better place if we live and let other creatures live except mosquitoes though.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by onward4life(m): 6:59am On Oct 02, 2020
Sweetgirlmimi:
embarassed
I Wonder how this will soften

Shekau's heart..

Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Mazigabriel(m): 7:07am On Oct 02, 2020
bioemmy:
One just entered my room this morning. If I catch it, it will die by hanging and firing squad at once.
you need to add death by roasting
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by crossfm: 7:11am On Oct 02, 2020
midolian:
This thing no even move me at all...

Of all places to chop, na my house devil come whisper to your small brain?
You literally made tears to drop from my eyes this morning.

Legends of the Savages.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Anyiamaka: 7:14am On Oct 02, 2020
fykes:
These ones that won't pay house rent but won't let me rest at night ni....

Running around my sitting room, eating away and living inside my beautiful seats and cushion.....

In fact the ones in my house no dey fear again.... Make dem no dey reason say my house Na animal farm o
1)I can imagine that.
2)Clear bushes around your house.
3) block all openings under all external doors in your house.
4) Improve house cleanliness by washing your done dishes ( kitchen sink, plates and empty pots) every night before you sleep, organize your food stuff in an enclosed cabinet.
5) Sweep your house every night before you sleep.
6) Organize every room in such away that all walls can be clearly seen and don't pack things to the walls; make every corner free and accessible.
7) Get a good rodenticide.
cool All rats will find their exit if you don't kill them.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by AdaugoChisom(f): 7:43am On Oct 02, 2020
Have you seen Lagos rat before?
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Lanretoye(m): 7:58am On Oct 02, 2020
when rat chop ur certificate you go get sense
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Bifrost: 8:02am On Oct 02, 2020
mtcheeew. They're pest and should not live close to humans, there's something called Lassa fever.
Show no mercy to these bastards!
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by femi4: 8:05am On Oct 02, 2020
Sweetgirlmimi:
embarassed
Until they destroy your certificate in the name of wanting to eat....you ll do the needful
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Openbusiness: 8:08am On Oct 02, 2020
J111333:
I'm moved though. Na food rats wan chop, they no kill pesin.

I'll rather catch and set them free elsewhere than kill them.

The world will be a better place if we live and let other creatures live except mosquitoes though.
but Mosquitoes too are trying to eat na? And the lions and the tigers and the bacteria and the viruses grin
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Openbusiness: 8:13am On Oct 02, 2020
OP, I used to share this school of thought before. But when you realize the health implications of rats, that they are silent killers, you will have a change of heart. Not because rats are evil, they are actually very sweet Intelligent creatures. But unfortunately, they are exposed to too much germs and disease as they scavenge for food in the most infectious places, from dustbins to gutters to swamps to carrion etc. So they are disease carriers and will pass those deadly germs, viruses and diseases to your home, plates, and surfaces. That's why I kill them.
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by WallStreetfx(m): 8:23am On Oct 02, 2020
Rat wey dey kiss my mouth because I chop fish when I was sleeping which kind nonsense be that one. No mercy foolish rat
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by ipinuoluwa96184: 8:31am On Oct 02, 2020
@op,, u never jam choy one wey betweens eat ur fingernails choyey blow u easy on bottom so that u no betweens wake up? khi choy in choy afternoon u betweens choyey feel choy suffering..
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by GlorifiedTunde(m): 8:31am On Oct 02, 2020
Lol!

@OP, rat don chop your certificate before?

E go chop "University of" and leave "Lagos"
E go chop "First" and leave "Class"

E go chop your money, commot "One thousand" leave "Naira"

You never jam! grin grin
Re: You'll Never Kill Rat Again After Seeing This by Gmajor(m): 8:32am On Oct 02, 2020
J111333:
I'm moved though. Na food rats wan chop, they no kill pesin.

I'll rather catch and set them free elsewhere than kill them.

The world will be a better place if we live and let other creatures live except mosquitoes though.
Abeg go siddon
Rats have led to the death of millions of people
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