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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:18am On Oct 02, 2020
Sehindemi:

May their gullible victims locate them. Definitely not from here.
grin grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:09am On Oct 02, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Auntie Mercy.
Two people misspelt your other moniker.
They used stood instead of stand.
You should check the mentions out. cool
Thank you so much baby.
You are a Bae.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:09am On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

I bet you will fall in love with her when you read her out.
She is a prodigy, a very rare one.
I bet I will.
I def will fill you in when I do.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:15am On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:
Squillaci been busted.

https://www.nairaland.com/6153095/beware-fraudster-squillaci-lovenkreaand-evangkatsoulis
These sobstory-cookers on Nairaland are all scammers.
May God punish all of them.
Funniest thing is his mails from his numerous monikers got delivered to my mail and Bobo's mail at the same time.
Nairaland ehn.
He's only successfully blocked the chances of genuine people.
Not like anyone is even cut out for nairalanders' deceptive stratagems tho, definitely not anymore. Those days are gone for good.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:43am On Oct 02, 2020
maynation:

Funniest thing is his mails from his numerous monikers got delivered to my mail and Bobo's mail at the same time.
Nairaland ehn.
He's only successfully blocked the chances of genuine people.
Not like anyone is even cut out for nairalanders' deceptive stratagems tho, definitely not anymore. Those days are gone for good.
Way to go, else resources shall be wasted.
These lots are unrepentant scammers.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DkJay: 10:45am On Oct 02, 2020
maynation:

Funniest thing is his mails from his numerous monikers got delivered to my mail and Bobo's mail at the same time.
Nairaland ehn.
He's only successfully blocked the chances of genuine people.
Not like anyone is even cut out for nairalanders' deceptive stratagems tho, definitely not anymore. Those days are gone for good.

I wouldn't bet anything worthwhile on that.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:24am On Oct 02, 2020
lirusehn:

I believe you die.
Just read your second to the last entry.
Too much inspirations in one single post man.
That was intellectually lit. Swears!
Glad you appreciated it myman.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:27am On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

You tried with that guess work tho. wink
I swear to God it wasn't a guess work.
I ordinarily won't try to convince you but let's just say it's needful and I love you. You know? undecided
How could that have been a guess work? Liru even said four months, who expected her to show up before the next surgery?
My symbolic dreams are very accurate to be sincere.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:28am On Oct 02, 2020
maynation:

My very own sweet brother.
What can I say? Thanks so much biggie.
You are a Bae.
kiss kiss kiss

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:31am On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

I swear to God it wasn't a guess work.
I ordinarily won't try to convince you but let's just say it's needful and I love you. You know? undecided
How could that have been a guess work? Liru even said four months, who expected her to show up before the next surgery?
My symbolic dreams are very accurate to be sincere.
'Love you' kill you there. grin
Maybe you should start giving people sure betting odds to be believed. Not only symbolic but shambolic. undecided

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:35am On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

'Love you' kill you there. grin
Maybe you should start giving people sure betting odds to be believed. Not only symbolic but shambolic. undecided
You won't believe because you probally don't have the gift. You can't initiate a particular expected dream, it doesn't work that way.
But believe me, I have made more than 5 million naira profit from a side investment that didn't take up to 2 months all because I got the heads up from my dream.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:37am On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

You won't believe because you probally don't have the gift. You can't initiate a particular expected dream, it doesn't work that way.
But believe me, I have made more than 5 million naira profit from a side investment that didn't take up to 2 months all because I got the heads up from my dream.
I don't get you.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:48am On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

I don't get you.
Believe it or not.
I was pre informed in my dream one time that the price of red oil would rise.
I bought over 650 kegs and hoarded them, I bought a keg for #5,500 and in less than two months I sold them for #11,300. Do the mathematics.
One other time, it was about the hike in dollar price. I was preinformed too.
I bought almost 20k dollars at #160/dollar and hoarded them, few months after I sold them at #250/dollar and that was because I didn't want to take further risk because there is always an atom of doubt and this won't make me patiently wait to see the end of it.
That same year, the price of dollar rose above #500/dollar but due to my lack of enough faith, I sold at #250. Imagine if I had waited? Where did I get the hunch from? My dream.
God is my witness.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:53am On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

Believe it or not.
I was pre informed in my dream one time that the price of red oil would rise.
I bought over 650 kegs and hoarded them, I bought a keg for #5,500 and in less than two months I sold them for #11,300. Do the mathematics.
One other time, it was about the hike in dollar price. I was preinformed too.
I bought almost 20k dollars at #160/dollar and hoarded them, few months after I sold them at #250/dollar and that was because I didn't want to take further risk because there is always an atom of doubt and this won't make me patiently wait to see the end of it.
That same year, the price of dollar rose above #500/dollar but due to my lack of enough faith, I sold at #250. Imagine if I had waited? Where did I get the hunch from? My dream.
God is my witness.
Wow! shocked shocked shocked

Come and give me investment tips.
Puleazee.

I believe you tho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:56am On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

Wow! shocked shocked shocked

Come and give investment tips.
Puleazee.

I believe you tho.
If you like don't believe, maintain your disbelief while I keep making my money. Who cares? undecided
About the betting odds, I have never been involved in that nonsense and I'm sure it's not scriptural too so most definitely, my God won't reveal such nonsense to me.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:04pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

If you like don't believe, maintain your disbelief while I keep making my money. Who cares? undecided
About the betting odds, I have never been involved in that nonsense and I'm sure it's not scriptural too so most definitely, my God won't reveal such nonsense to me.
That was harsh tho. cheesy
Well, good for you.
What's the name of that dreamer in the Bible?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:05pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

That was harsh tho. cheesy
Well, good for you.
What's the name of that dreamer in the Bible?
The one that became a prime minister from a prisoner?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:06pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

The one that became a prime minister from a prisoner?
Exactly.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:07pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

Exactly.
Adeuti Ojajuni Odegbuyi.
That's his full name.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:08pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

Adeuti Ojajuni Odegbuyi.
That's his full name.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mad man. grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:24pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mad man. grin grin grin
You wey dey eff up. I already planned entourage of 100 senior men that will welcome you to Nigeria from the airport. You decided you want to trekk from Ghana to Nigeria, abi from South Africa de ni. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

You wey dey eff up. I already planned entourage of 100 senior men that will welcome you to Nigeria from the airport. You decided you want to trekk from Ghana to Nigeria, abi from South Africa de ni. undecided
You are just making me laugh like what I don't know. grin grin
Don't worry, I don't want to see 100 men, I only want to see my people here. tongue
My real chale-men.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

You are just making me laugh like what I don't know. grin grin
Don't worry, I don't want to see 100 men, I only want to see my people here. tongue
My real chale-men.
undecided undecided.
Whatever
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:32pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

undecided undecided.
Whatever
What's worrying you this morning chale. Do you need money? tongue
Or pinky hasn't given you food? cheesy
Talking about Pinky, I hope you'll he coming with her?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:35pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

What's worrying you this morning chale. Do you need money? tongue
Or pinky hasn't given you food? cheesy
Talking about Pinky, I hope you'll he coming with her?
Whose Pinky are you asking if she'd come? Mine? You wish.
That was how Sehindemi undecided saw her last week and she was busy drooling and tripping and falling for her. Enough.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:36pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

Whose Pinky are you asking if she'd come? Mine? You wish.
That was how Sehindemi undecided saw her last week and she was busy drooling and tripping and falling for her. Enough.
Haqhaqhaqhaq grin
Are you trying to throw shades? Cease looking for trouble.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:38pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

Haqhaqhaqhaq grin
Are you trying to throw shades? Cease looking for trouble.
Demi and I are very close padi na. grin undecided
But Demi fine o. shocked shocked shocked
I swear on God.
Meeehnnn.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:40pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

Demi and I are very close padi na. grin undecided
But Demi fine o. shocked shocked shocked
I swear on God.
Meeehnnn.
Wait till you meet me. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:42pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

Wait till you meet me. tongue
I have seen enough to judge.
NaijaLOADEDdotcom. wink
You know the load does it for me. tongue
Moh just see first sha.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

I have seen enough to judge.
NaijaLOADEDdotcom. wink
You know the load does it for me. tongue
Moh just see first sha.
Chale apreh! grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:56pm On Oct 02, 2020
MZrapper:

Chale apreh! grin
tongue tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 1:25pm On Oct 02, 2020
Collegenews:

Adeuti Ojajuni Odegbuyi.
That's his full name.
Lol.

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