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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:37am On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:
Abeg Prospective Officers, E get 1 Matter wey I go like make we put mouth ontop..

Mr Amitolu shittu (Director General of Amotekun) while speaking with Journalists in Bauchi as regard Putting a Stop to this BOKO-ISWAP Menace, He said:

“We will use African science, African science is real. Insurgency is abnormal and abnormal situation requires abnormal solutions we will tackle it with all seriousness. It’s not about tea and bread issue but we have the solutions at hand to defeat Boko Haram and banditry. “When you have guns, you have other weapons; there are anti-guns and anti-weapons including bombs and that is what we will deploy to defeat Boko Haram without firing guns.

Wetin be Una View....
I think he's not totally informed on what he is talking about. No amount of "African science" can prevent the disastrous impact of a bomb or shell.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:41am On Oct 03, 2020
Postanalyser:

I think he's not totally informed on what he is talking about. No amount of "African science" can prevent the disastrous impact of a bomb or shell.
maybe him men go begin disappear when Boko haram begin launch RPG or use anti aircraft guns for vehicles..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:42am On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
They will punish you for breathing.. punish you for wearing your uniform correctly.. punish you for being alive and being a cadet in the academy.. job can touch you anywhere and anytime..
They should kuku Ma Kill Me Nah grin grin grin... But the real question is this, How is this Inhumane Maltreatment Meant to make me a Better Soldier

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:46am On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
maybe him men go begin disappear when Boko haram begin launch RPG or use anti aircraft guns for vehicles..
No mind am. Na over feeding dey worry am.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:48am On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

They should kuku Ma Kill Me Nah grin grin grin... But the real question is this, How is this Inhumane Maltreatment Meant to make me a Better Soldier
These are the kind of questions prep wingers love to answer.. particularly those ones in terma 1/2.. I’ll remind you to ask them bro.. no worry

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Stormtrooper11(m): 10:51am On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
They will punish you for breathing.. punish you for wearing your uniform correctly.. punish you for being alive and being a cadet in the academy.. job can touch you anywhere and anytime..
Lol.but airforce cadets are not punished like army cadets,right?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:53am On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
These are the kind of questions prep wingers love to answer.. particularly those ones in terma 1/2.. I’ll remind you to ask them bro.. no worry
Lols... Suffer Suffer different from Endurance Training ooo... But whichever way, we move Brother

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:55am On Oct 03, 2020
Africa science legit dey sha but the reliability is what I can't vow for grin.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 11:03am On Oct 03, 2020
There is no SSC in airforce that's just the thing but for NDA, airforce cadet are part of them until they leave in their last year and everyone find their square root to where they belong
Stormtrooper11:

Lol.but airforce cadets are not punished like army cadets,right?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:06am On Oct 03, 2020
Kaeboy:
Africa science legit dey sha but the reliability is what I can't vow for grin.
Omo Agba wey Sabi... I no go talk much... just hold true to ur believe... Wetin some of us don try and see for this Life ehnn... Experience get levels sha...

Oya make I teach U guys 1 African Science

Use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil an Unripe plantain + some wordings, Nah sure Anti-Bullet (Any Type and form).. Tested Personally but kids everywhere

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:07am On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

Omo Agba wey Sabi... I no go talk much
You can see beyond your nose my brother. You sabi. No long talk

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:14am On Oct 03, 2020
Kaeboy:
You can see beyond your nose my brother. You sabi. No long talk
I dey confident sey for the 9 months Training Wherever the Venue go be, Undue punishment No go come some people side (Eyonu Agba) but All is well

Make I close chapter and go sleep

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 03, 2020
grin grin Chaii you be legit omo agba, you sabi wash hand
QuadrilAyinde:

I dey confident sey for the 9 months Training Wherever the Venue go be, Undue punishment No go come some people side (Eyonu Agba) but All is well

Make I close chapter and go sleep

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 11:19am On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

Omo Agba wey Sabi... I no go talk much... just hold true to ur believe... Wetin some of us don try and see for this Life ehnn... Experience get levels sha...

Oya make I teach U guys 1 African Science

Use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil an Unripe plantain + some wordings, Nah sure Anti-Bullet.. Tested Personally but kids everywhere
How much for 20 litrs of a pregnant woman's urine and a bunch of plantain?
Do you have a store in jumia or I should order here? grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 11:21am On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

I dey confident sey for the 9 months Training Wherever the Venue go be, Undue punishment No go come some people side (Eyonu Agba) but All is well

Make I close chapter and go sleep
No carry this thing come meet us for Kaduna o. Before soldiers go beat shege comot from your body

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:21am On Oct 03, 2020
Postanalyser:

How much for 20 litrs of a pregnant woman's urine and a bunch of plantain?
Do you have a store in jumia or I should order here? grin
Stay Good brother... ONE LOVE

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:22am On Oct 03, 2020
Postanalyser:

No carry this thing come meet us for Kaduna o. Before soldiers go beat shege comot from your body
ONE LOVE Coursemate

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 03, 2020
Postanalyser:

No carry this thing come meet us for Kaduna o. Before soldiers go beat shege comot from your body
No worry yourself broz they go love am die. You no perceive the oil wey dey him head? That broz sabi wash hand but all in all, like one wise old one used to say, "iwa loba awure " meaning good behavior is the most potent goodness booster charm.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:39am On Oct 03, 2020
Kaeboy:
No worry yourself broz they go love am die. You no perceive the oil wey dey him head? That broz sabi wash hand but all in all
ALL ON GOD brother... Its All Past Life, Several years ago actually, Stuffs we just had to do then to Survive... Local Man Grew up in the Midst of 1st Class Evil people

My Narrative is just to stress on the Word of Advice that MAKE ALL OF US JUST BE CALMING DOWN AND MAKE WE NO DEY STEP ON TOES ANYHOW, NO BE EVERYBODY BE NORMAL HUMAN BEING... Many Commanders and Ogas have Fallen Victim Sha, but No one to Report it in the Media (things u can't explain)... Some No go Kill U but Trust me, Ur Life WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN

VICTORY IS FROM GOD ALONE

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ClassicMan202(m): 12:47pm On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
no ooo... Dssc Officer cadets have special head.. it must not touch ground.. because they’d mostly be in offices and never even smell war.. so what’s the point in serving the job??

Oga calm down na.... For the whole paragraph wey I type na only blowing of pot you see??

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ClassicMan202(m): 12:49pm On Oct 03, 2020
Bifrost:


This your sarcasm is highbrow. See me reading it and was happy for a moment. grin

But I asked a valid question

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 1:01pm On Oct 03, 2020
[quote author=eclipsehemmy post=94558595]Wetin be oscar wer all of una dey talk ......oscar kor for army ... Una dey carry foreign materials come o..... Recruit is Recruit in the army o.... Nothing oscar. Y'all haven't written exams you are looking for respect. Na wa una o...so na respect una dey find come Army. Serve first na..... Na wa o[/quote

Speechless bro. I just weak.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:03pm On Oct 03, 2020
[quote author=damibjs post=94566642][/quote]wetin Dey weak you.. na yarns we dry yarn.. nothing more..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 1:12pm On Oct 03, 2020
[quote author=damibjs post=94566642][/quote]
Oscar is a slang for recruit soldier
Colito is a slang for SSC and DSSC
Regular is a slang for Aca boys

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 1:14pm On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

Omo Agba wey Sabi... I no go talk much... just hold true to ur believe... Wetin some of us don try and see for this Life ehnn... Experience get levels sha...

Oya make I teach U guys 1 African Science

Use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil an Unripe plantain + some wordings, Nah sure Anti-Bullet (Any Type and form).. Tested Personally but kids everywhere
cheesy grin grin

My chest
Una no go kill person with laff

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2020
Good day everyone, SSC guys guard up, it won't be easy to put it together because some of our coursemates will throw confusion and buy job for us. SSC cadets will be training in Afaka sure banka, we might do our prep wing in ribadu.
SSC 46 have been in afaka for a month now, na terma one dey old site presently, probably during the interview we might not use drill shield, it will be the candidate village just as the 72RC are doing.
Start training gentlemen it will reduce some kind of blanket job.
For the exams it will be obj; Maths, English and current affairs, I don't know if SSC and DSSC exams will the same. There's 0.5 probability we're writing the same exams though.
Expect Gmaths, let me give you hint army will just pick one year and set the questions.
During screening we'll still write another aptitude test, that's where we'll write the essay.

Let me emphasize this for those that will make the screening, medical is the only thing that can cut your dream short, so pray and treat yourself.
God is the authentic godfather, godfather dey fail people at times.

One question I want you to ask yourself why do you want to join Nigerian Army?? is it because of lack of employment, or the uniform or to chause people or as DSSC officer na office things!!! Money no dey Army O, except you loot money(which is not good) how many people out of the course will have the opportunity to do so? DSSC officers dey frontline for North east.
The reason why you are joining the Army will do two things for you
1. Make you love the job on the long run
2. Make you hate the job on the long run
I'm not saying this to put fear in people but for you to make up your mind, no going back and also no dashing out of training if your selected because your village men won't forgive you.
Victory is from God

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2020
oscarfrosh:

Oscar is a slang for recruit soldier
Colito is a slang for SSC and DSSC
Regular is a slang for Aca boys
oscar is for airforce bro.....not a slang in the army at all....

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Emyd8: 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2020
shocked shocked 5 essay?? Nawa o
Wetin local person like me go come write
Postanalyser:

Bro you need to see other questions I have here.
According to him, it's Jamb that prepared the questions. And it comprises about 35 objective questions and like 5 essay.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 2:23pm On Oct 03, 2020
eclipsehemmy:
oscar is for airforce bro.....not a slang in the army at all....
Okay sir
Thanks

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 2:36pm On Oct 03, 2020
oscarfrosh:
Good day everyone, SSC guys guard up, it won't be easy to put it together because some of our coursemates will throw confusion and buy job for us. SSC cadets will be training in Afaka sure banka, we might do our prep wing in ribadu.
SSC 46 have been in afaka for a month now, na terma one dey old site presently, probably during the interview we might not use drill shield, it will be the candidate village just as the 72RC are doing.
Start training gentlemen it will reduce some kind of blanket job.
For the exams it will be obj; Maths, English and current affairs, I don't know if SSC and DSSC exams will the same. There's 0.5 probability we're writing the same exams though.
Expect Gmaths, let me give you hint army will just pick one year and set the questions.
During screening we'll still write another aptitude test, that's where we'll write the essay.

Let me emphasize this for those that will make the screening, medical is the only thing that can cut your dream short, so pray and treat yourself.
God is the authentic godfather, godfather dey fail people at times.

One question I want you to ask yourself why do you want to join Nigerian Army?? is it because of lack of employment, or the uniform or to chause people or as DSSC officer na office things!!! Money no dey Army O, except you loot money(which is not good) how many people out of the course will have the opportunity to do so? DSSC officers dey frontline for North east.
The reason why you are joining the Army will do two things for you
1. Make you love the job on the long run
2. Make you hate the job on the long run
I'm not saying this to put fear in people but for you to make up your mind, no going back and also no dashing out of training if your selected because your village men won't forgive you.
Victory is from God
Thank u brotherly
I no know where people they see geography n 5 essays information.. U for let am shock them.

Even postume no be like this

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kyngfarabale1(m): 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

ALL ON GOD brother... Its All Past Life, Several years ago actually, Stuffs we just had to do then to Survive... Local Man Grew up in the Midst of 1st Class Evil people

My Narrative is just to stress on the Word of Advice that MAKE ALL OF US JUST BE CALMING DOWN AND MAKE WE NO DEY STEP ON TOES ANYHOW, NO BE EVERYBODY BE NORMAL HUMAN BEING... Many Commanders and Ogas have Fallen Victim Sha, but No one to Report it in the Media (things u can't explain)... Some No go Kill U but Trust me, Ur Life WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN

VICTORY IS FROM GOD ALONE
are u from Kwara state.... Ilorin precisely

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Stormtrooper11(m): 3:40pm On Oct 03, 2020
Dannyhonda:
There is no SSC in airforce that's just the thing but for NDA, airforce cadet are part of them until they leave in their last year and everyone find their square root to where they belong
Ok thanks

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