sikowitz17:
no ooo... Dssc Officer cadets have special head.. it must not touch ground.. because they’d mostly be in offices and never even smell war.. so what’s the point in serving the job??

My belle o

Which one be special head naa

Gentlemen please if you forge credentials don't manage and report for screening most especially SSC, this current RC candidates that are undergoing their screening presently; one of the candidate from IMO, I won't mention the chest number for security reasons was handcuffed today and handed over to the police for forging WAEC result. Make sure your credentials are intact, do your calculations well, if your calculations are alright you won't be dropped. Army follow what is on paper and not facial look(old face). You can't be starting primary one at age 2, check am nau?? Or finishing secondary school at age 12� O wrong nau
Some said they will allow age 28-30 to move to the next stage for SSC candidates, I laff in egba. 1992 upward will be screened out during credentials screening.

Secondly RC candidates were dropped for medicals today(some states though), some people minor issues dropped them; My advice is goan run medical test and start treating any ailment that you have, prevention is better than cure!!!

Lastly pray well so that academy will not dash you any ailment and also pray you make the final list.
If you're destined to be there you'll get there, keep pushing. One terma one nigga tried academy for 6 times, he got in on the 6th trial. Don't give up coursemates. This year is our year....
*VICTORY IS FROM GOD ONLY*

With all these Almighty questions wey Una dey share there is God o . Wetin concern me, if the question too dey hard for me, Na to use Almighty formula solve am na hin sure pass o . I don't even know wetin Almighty formula look like , E be like say na that side I dey go, oh sorry na this side , list never even come out I don dey confuse anyhow . Does anybody knows where violence dey happen make e carry me go please?

For the Exam, I just pray say make Quadri no go jam Quadratic Equation for exam hall ooo

Cc QuadrilAyinde

sikowitz17:
no ooo... Dssc Officer cadets have special head.. it must not touch ground.. because they’d mostly be in offices and never even smell war.. so what’s the point in serving the job??

dssc na shayi compared to wetin men dey see for ACA.
With wetin I don read and stories I don hear
The whole parade for SSC dey designed to confuse you.
I read a thread recently about clowns.
En say "clownship is a disease" the thing off me
Likewise as colitos when we enter aca, we go just dey confuse cox we don't know our left from right.
You know RC guys dey always talk say you'll just come and spend 9 months collect 1 star.
Na there the beef start sef

Arisukuni:
With all these Almighty questions wey Una dey share there is God o . Wetin concern me, if the question too dey hard for me, Na to use Almighty formula solve am na hin sure pass o . I don't even know wetin Almighty formula look like , E be like say na that side I dey go, oh sorry na this side , list never even come out I don dey confuse anyhow . Does anybody knows where violence dey happen make e carry me go please?

Enter Twitter, violence full everywhere today. I just go read evening news from Alhaji Beardless smallie

Mugiwaraluffy:

dssc na shayi compared to wetin men dey see for ACA.
With wetin I don read and stories I don hear
The whole parade for SSC dey designed to confuse you.
I read a thread recently about clowns.
En say "clownship is a disease" the thing off me
Likewise as colitos when we enter aca, we go just dey confuse cox we don't know our left from right.
You know RC guys dey always talk say you'll just come and spend 9 months collect 1 star.
Na there the beef start sef

that our first 3 months of clownship as colitos ehn.. what our eyes will see.. course 45 screening, staff Sargent lalo said and I quote “it’ll be the worst months of your life, but just try to survive that first 3 months “ if you do, you will pass out

Wanetwamos:
Bros calm down nau. All this further maths just to calculate how to carry people . The time I will spend solving all this maths in the front line as a commander two things would have happened;
1. The victims will have all died
2. The remaining of us alive would have been bombed too.
Make Army take their time o, I no wan see this kind thing. God abeg..

Everybody go follow throw confusion if army bring jamb question na

sikowitz17:
that our first 3 months of clownship as colitos ehn.. what our eyes will see.. course 45 screening, staff Sargent lalo said and I quote “it’ll be the worst months of your life, but just try to survive that first 3 months “ if you do, you will pass out

Omo, na to zero my mind for the worst.
Whatever I see, I go just dey think of my future shining 1 star on my shoulder.
That alone go be motivation.

Mugiwaraluffy:

dssc na shayi compared to wetin men dey see for ACA.
With wetin I don read and stories I don hear
The whole parade for SSC dey designed to confuse you.
I read a thread recently about clowns.
En say "clownship is a disease" the thing off me
Likewise as colitos when we enter aca, we go just dey confuse cox we don't know our left from right.
You know RC guys dey always talk say you'll just come and spend 9 months collect 1 star.
Na there the beef start sef

Baba SSC don sell their peace, manage o.
This beef between RC and Colito no end for ACA, it continues in the job to the extent thatArmy Oscars(other ranks or recruits) no dey respect colito like that. But we must change the standard.
Is that clear

oscarfrosh:

Baba SSC don sell their peace, manage o.
This beef between RC and Colito no end for ACA, it continues in the job to the extent thatArmy Oscars(other ranks or recruits) no dey respect colito like that. But we must change the standard.
Is that clear

Their fathers won’t respect me ko! Oya nah till then

Arisukuni:
For the Exam, I just pray say make Quadri no go jam Quadratic Equation for exam hall ooo

Cc QuadrilAyinde

My brother, U see this Exam Matter ehnn, Las Las God no go shame us ... Nah that Map Reading Issue wey Postanalyser talk me still never understand how E go be for my side sha, coz me no even do Geography for sec school at all sef

Mugiwaraluffy:


Omo, na to zero my mind for the worst.
Whatever I see, I go just dey think of my future shining 1 star on my shoulder.
That alone go be motivation.

That's the cheat code brother... It is Well

If Mr A at point (10,30) moves to point (10,45) and accelerates constantly to point (20,30). Calculate the total displacement and distance covered by Mr. A in m
Options
(A)displacement=40m/s, distance=105m/s
(B)displacement=20m, distance=45m
(C)displacement=35m, distance=10m
(D)displacement=0m, distance=40m

Postanalyser:
If Mr A at point (10,30) moves to point (10,45) and accelerates constantly to point (20,30). Calculate the total displacement and distance covered by Mr. A in m/s
Options
(A)displacement=40m/s, distance=105m/s
(B)displacement=20m/s, distance=45m/s
(C)displacement=35m/s, distance=10m/s
(D)displacement=0m/s, distance=40m/s

Unit of distance and displacement cant be in m/s (appears more like a Quantitative Reasoning question)... I'd more likely settle for Option E (i.e No Answer)

Postanalyser:
If Mr A at point (10,30) moves to point (10,45) and accelerates constantly to point (20,30). Calculate the total displacement and distance covered by Mr. A in m/s
Options
(A)displacement=40m/s, distance=105m/s
(B)displacement=20m/s, distance=45m/s
(C)displacement=35m/s, distance=10m/s
(D)displacement=0m/s, distance=40m/s

A.....Hmmmmm

Postanalyser:
If Mr A at point (10,30) moves to point (10,45) and accelerates constantly to point (20,30). Calculate the total displacement and distance covered by Mr. A in m/s
Options
(A)displacement=40m/s, distance=105m/s
(B)displacement=20m/s, distance=45m/s
(C)displacement=35m/s, distance=10m/s
(D)displacement=0m/s, distance=40m/s

Double wahala for dead body

QuadrilAyinde:

Unit of distance and displacement cant be in m/s... I'd more likely settle for Option E (i.e No Answer)

Sorry it was a typo Its m...not m/s

dayorh0:


Double wahala for dead body

more than double, na waec person want write oh

Postanalyser:
If Mr A at point (10,30) moves to point (10,45) and accelerates constantly to point (20,30). Calculate the total displacement and distance covered by Mr. A in m
Options
(A)displacement=40m/s, distance=105m/s
(B)displacement=20m, distance=45m
(C)displacement=35m, distance=10m
(D)displacement=0m, distance=40m

Modified: the options dey incorrect
Displacement = 10m
Distance = 33.027m

oscarfrosh:

Baba SSC don sell their peace, manage o.
This beef between RC and Colito no end for ACA, it continues in the job to the extent that Army Oscars(other ranks or recruits) no dey respect colito like that. But we must change the standard.
Is that clear

Omo make no oscar do anyhow for my front o
I won't disrespect and look down on anyone but make nobody try nonsense come my side o.
I fit go any length to crush you.
Once you take nonsense once for their front, u don lose respect and commanding voltage

Postanalyser:

I think I have replied

Not seen anything yet

jelraj:

Lol
Shebi Sundays na free day for NDA?

Nothing like free days for those guys oh. If you see anybody that makes it out of that place, brother respect am, cus he just survived hell

Postanalyser:

Bro you need to see other questions I have here.
According to him, it's Jamb that prepared the questions. And it comprises about 35 objective questions and like 5 essay.

Bro I sent you a mail. I have some questions to ask thanks

When it comes to training..much respect to SSC officers.... 9months!!...e no easy at all.

sikowitz17:
lmao.. talk your mind ooo

Boss, abeg, do u think one's parent can sign the reference form?

After I plant my head for 9 months, you no wan come respect me. I go head you. 5 years wey I spend for University no concern you abi? In fact na to test my riffle on you sure pass.

oscarfrosh:

Baba SSC don sell their peace, manage o.
This beef between RC and Colito no end for ACA, it continues in the job to the extent thatArmy Oscars(other ranks or recruits) no dey respect colito like that. But we must change the standard.
Is that clear

AirmanB:


Boss, abeg, do u think one's parent can sign the reference form?

i want to believe they can.. if they fall into any of the categories they requested.. why not.. you think my father would be local government chairman and I will be going out to look for referee? Na lie

The truth is many recruits can’t even train in nda and survive it.. they must respect me else their moda!
Once you allow 1 to disrespect you, they all will.. never! You that knows what your eyes saw in nda, you won’t even allow it.. they teach pride too in nda ooo, how an officer must carry themselves..

sikowitz17:
The truth is many recruits can’t even train in nda and survive it.. they must respect me else their moda!
Once you allow 1 to disrespect you, they all will.. never! You that knows what your eyes saw in nda, you won’t even allow it.. they teach pride too in nda ooo, how an officer must carry themselves..

Any oscar that tries to disrespect an officer is a born bastard.
Especially those small small boys nowadays o. I'm not referring to the well experienced papa there.
I never get mind talk to person father anyhow

Bros, pls av sent u an email message. Pls do respond.

oscarfrosh:
Gentlemen please if you forge credentials don't manage and report for screening most especially SSC, this current RC candidates that are undergoing their screening presently; one of the candidate from IMO, I won't mention the chest number for security reasons was handcuffed today and handed over to the police for forging WAEC result. Make sure your credentials are intact, do your calculations well, if your calculations are alright you won't be dropped. Army follow what is on paper and not facial look(old face). You can't be starting primary one at age 2, check am nau?? Or finishing secondary school at age 12� O wrong nau
Some said they will allow age 28-30 to move to the next stage for SSC candidates, I laff in egba. 1992 upward will be screened out during credentials screening.

Secondly RC candidates were dropped for medicals today(some states though), some people minor issues dropped them; My advice is goan run medical test and start treating any ailment that you have, prevention is better than cure!!!

Lastly pray well so that academy will not dash you any ailment and also pray you make the final list.
If you're destined to be there you'll get there, keep pushing. One terma one nigga tried academy for 6 times, he got in on the 6th trial. Don't give up coursemates. This year is our year....
*VICTORY IS FROM GOD ONLY*