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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KingAzubuike(f): 7:16pm On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

Omo Agba wey Sabi... I no go talk much... just hold true to ur believe... Wetin some of us don try and see for this Life ehnn... Experience get levels sha...

Oya make I teach U guys 1 African Science

Use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil an Unripe plantain + some wordings, Nah sure Anti-Bullet (Any Type and form).. Tested Personally but kids everywhere
If you use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil plantain, you'll fall sick and get severely infected. There's nothing like juju or jazz, wake up from your slumber. All these nonsense can't prevent a bullet from entering you.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:17pm On Oct 03, 2020
Lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 7:32pm On Oct 03, 2020
KingAzubuike:

If you use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil plantain, you'll fall sick and get severely infected. There's nothing like juju or jazz, wake up from your slumber. All these nonsense can't prevent a bullet from entering you.
Lol cheesy
Baba jazz dey..
It's just that where ur own stop an there another person own start. Because u don't believe in it no mean e no dey work.

Las las na only God fit protect us all

Most of those senior officers use it, no form woke here abeg..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 8:00pm On Oct 03, 2020
I don laugh tire today....
If na by juju/sorcery Haiti and India suppose be world powers...
Even if the devil stands in front of a GPMG he's gon' get his head blown off back to the gates of Hades..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:01pm On Oct 03, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

They should kuku Ma Kill Me Nah grin grin grin... But the real question is this, How is this Inhumane Maltreatment Meant to make me a Better Soldier

Not only in Nigeria, Sir. Google about "Hell week" in US navy seal. Military maltreatment is meant to make u disciplined and tough. You know the say "Wad doesn't kill you makes you stronger".

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:11pm On Oct 03, 2020
Lol plantain boiled with urine will stop GPMG or AA-52 from tearing limbs from bones? Mad ooo
You juju fit work sha, that’s why boko haram uses anti aircraft gun/bullets..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ClassicMan202(m): 9:01pm On Oct 03, 2020
KingAzubuike:

If you use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil plantain, you'll fall sick and get severely infected. There's nothing like juju or jazz, wake up from your slumber. All these nonsense can't prevent a bullet from entering you.

You don come here with this your argument..... If you no believe say juju dey then hold on to your believe no dey disturb people wey believe

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KingAzubuike(f): 9:13pm On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
Some of my guys in immigration posted their pictures and all I can say is what!!!

Just look at their guns!!
This is just an advanced pistol. Don't be deceived and carried away. No be by looks. The AK 47s and her variants used by the army is more rugged, precise and efficient.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 9:28pm On Oct 03, 2020
ugo4u:
I don laugh tire today....
If na by juju/sorcery Haiti and India suppose be world powers...
Even if the devil stands in front of a GPMG he's gon' get his head blown off back to the gates of Hades..

Who fit stand kanuri juju??
For NE.... It all abt prayers.
When juju see AA.... He go run leave u.
#prayerworks.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KingAzubuike(f): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2020
I started reading this page from the last to first. Hopefully I'll reach page 1 in some days time, currently in page 680. The arguments and comments are engaging grin. I just want to wish you all the very best in your endeavors.

To that one that was arguing about a 2nd lieutenant dealing with a WO/MWO, I laugh in Afrikaan. Seems you don't know what it takes to get to that level. Small boy wey just enter bush dey find respect with his 1 star lol. WOs are the real soldiers, they do all the dirty job, they have tons of experience, they don tey for service, they are usually old . Even generals respect them and don't talk to them anyhow not to talk of you wey carry 1 star or 2 star for chest. Fine in the military, you have to drop your age at home ,nobody gives a damn about it but it's limited. Generally, NCOs are not to be messed with, even privates, once some of them start nagging and grumbling against you then you have to start threading with caution, just pet them for your own good else it will get worse. That's for privates o not to talk of the older babas with the WO ranks.

If you no be brig.gen and above and you want to enjoy army work, just avoid being hated by your surbordinates else you'll be frustrated. You go lock this one for guard room, report that one, lock this one how many you wan lock? grin you go lock tire as in na you go tire.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2020
During the NDA interview in 2012 while I was discussing with the RSM, he told us of how a new Lt. who had just passed out from NDA and was on peacekeeping mission in one African country almost blew their cover when he heard gunshots of the rebels.
They were actually hidding from the rebels when he unexpectedly stood up in an attempt to run, he said one NCO had to use a dirty slap to programme the Lt's brain. He was crying, my mama say make I no join soldier ooo.
They were lucky he didn't expose them, they survived and after the episode, the Lt always referred to the said NCO as oga, jokingly saying you saved my life.

Now, come to think of it, wetin we wan learn for 6/9 months weh we go compare to 30 years of peacekeeping experience.

We gat so much to learn from the so called NCO than hunting for salutes.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:08pm On Oct 03, 2020
MrSuama:
During the NDA interview in 2012 while I was discussing with the RSM, he told us of how a new Lt. who had just passed out from NDA and was on peacekeeping mission in one African country almost blew their cover when he heard gunshots of the rebels.
They were actually hidding from the rebels when he unexpectedly stood up in an attempt to run, he said one NCO had to use a dirty slap to programme the Lt's brain. He was crying, my mama say make I no join soldier ooo.
They were lucky he didn't expose them, they survived and after the episode, the Lt always referred to the said NCO as oga, jokingly saying you saved my life.

Now, come to think of it, wetin we wan learn for 6/9 months weh we go compare to 30 years of peacekeeping experience.

We gat so much to learn from the so called NCO than hunting for salutes.

Oga sir, just chat me up tomorrow when you are free, for this this your wisdom wey you drop so , I dey owe you two plates of Catfish pepper soup.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:09pm On Oct 03, 2020
Arisukuni:


Oga sir, just chat me up tomorrow when you are free, for this this your wisdom wey you drop so , I dey owe you two plates of Catfish pepper soup.

Roger that.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 10:32pm On Oct 03, 2020
KingAzubuike:
I started reading this page from the last to first. Hopefully I'll reach page 1 in some days time, currently in page 680. The arguments and comments are engaging grin. I just want to wish you all the very best in your endeavors.

To that one that was arguing about a 2nd lieutenant dealing with a WO/MWO, I laugh in Afrikaan. Seems you don't know what it takes to get to that level. Small boy wey just enter bush dey find respect with his 1 star lol. WOs are the real soldiers, they do all the dirty job, they have tons of experience, they don tey for service, they are usually old . Even generals respect them and don't talk to them anyhow not to talk of you wey carry 1 star or 2 star for chest. Fine in the military, you have to drop your age at home ,nobody gives a damn about it but it's limited. Generally, NCOs are not to be messed with, even privates, once some of them start nagging and grumbling against you then you have to start threading with caution, just pet them for your own good else it will get worse. That's for privates o not to talk of the older babas with the WO ranks.

If you no be brig.gen and above and you want to enjoy army work, just avoid being hated by your surbordinates else you'll be frustrated. You go lock this one for guard room, report that one, lock this one how many you wan lock? grin you go lock tire as in na you go tire.


The tin tire me o... How many u wan lock?
Sm dont kno dat a soldier can write for " REDRESS" hmmmm... Officer cader na wisdom o.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KingAzubuike(f): 10:53pm On Oct 03, 2020
damibjs:



The tin tire me o... How many u wan lock?
Sm dont kno dat a soldier can write for " REDRESS" hmmmm... Officer cader na wisdom o.
Lol as far as those NCOs are concerned an injury to one is an injury to all and If you mess one up and his colleagues get to know you're the one behind it, na you go frustrate. If you want to enjoy the military, try not to be hated by your surbordinates.

As for the WO or MWO part, forget those guys are near untouchable. If you carry two or one star and he no salute you jejely waka your go in peace. Forget rank, they're aren't your mates at all. Even generals try their best to give them some respect. Also they have alot of loyalist which is part of what you lack. Even with a staff sergeant, you as a 2nd lieutenant will think before you act not to now talk of warrant officer loun loun.grin. If you dey find "morning sir" you can get it from those VV and V

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:54pm On Oct 03, 2020
My own is just as much as you have hot takes about how to run the army and be the most humble officer ever! Put the same effort to getting shortlisted..
Won’t make sense if you are the one that knows how officers should be saluting nco and you bounce on exam list..

Discussions here are pure discussions as we all know that once everyone gets in, orientation will change.. Do what you must... if you will drink urine to make final list, do it. As long as you make the list.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 11:01pm On Oct 03, 2020
U guys are missing d point. D jazz prevents the gun from working totally if it's pointed at you. But I don't think it works on RPGs cheesy
There is also the disappearing jazz, makes you invisible.



Am kidding.......probably grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 11:03pm On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
My own is just as much as you have hot takes about how to run the army and be the most humble officer ever! Put the same effort to getting shortlisted..
Won’t make sense if you are the one that knows how officers should be saluting nco and you bounce on exam list..

Discussions here are pure discussions as we all know that once everyone gets in, orientation will change.. Do what you must... if you will drink urine to make final list, do it. As long as you make the list.
Boss u go far oo... Lol cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ClassicMan202(m): 11:04pm On Oct 03, 2020
Abeg make person answer me o...

I learnt SSC and DSSC don't train in the same venue, and I've also heard alot about the serious training SSC guys receive, so I want to ask is it still the same training or what should we expect (DSSC)

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by HitlerGaddafi: 11:27pm On Oct 03, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Lol as far as those NCOs are concerned an injury to one is an injury to all and If you mess one up and his colleagues get to know you're the one behind it, na you go frustrate. If you want to enjoy the military, try not to be hated by your surbordinates.

As for the WO or MWO part, forget those guys are near untouchable. If you carry two or one star and he no salute you jejely waka your go in peace. Forget rank, they're aren't your mates at all. Even generals try their best to give them some respect. Also they have alot of loyalist which is part of what you lack. Even with a staff sergeant, you as a 2nd lieutenant will think before you act not to now talk of warrant officer loun loun.grin. If you dey find "morning sir" you can get it from those VV and V
The warrant in warrant officers means they can perform the duties of a a commisoned officer when they're not deployed . Infact a lieutenant wey dey find salute from a warrant officer go collect slap join. I know this because I've been in the system.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:43pm On Oct 03, 2020
HitlerGaddafi:

The warrant in warrant officers means they can perform the duties of a a commisoned officer when they're not deployed . Infact a lieutenant wey dey find salute from a warrant officer go collect slap join. I know this because I've been in the system.
youve been in the system and you’ve seen a warrant officer slap a lieutenant? Maaaad
We learn everyday.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:48pm On Oct 03, 2020
HitlerGaddafi:

The warrant in warrant officers means they can perform the[b] duties of a a commisoned[/b] officer when they're not deployed . Infact a lieutenant wey dey find salute from a warrant officer go collect slap join. I know this because I've been in the system.


Captains and lieutenants are both "Commissioned officers", that doesn't mean dat a captain should collect slap for demanding complements from a lieutenant.

MWO acts like a "Commissioned officer" as u said, mostly d hold d post of RSM, dat doesn't mean dat he snrs a 2nd Lieutenant, d seniority doesn't depend on d Commission alone, being in d same Commission doesn't mean dat u r mates.

Military has hirrrecahy! D funniest thing is dat, it's not dependent on d age. Anyone here dat studied in any military school or comprehensive school own by d military won't doubt dis fact!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by HitlerGaddafi: 11:52pm On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
youve been in the system and you’ve seen a warrant officer slap a lieutenant? Maaaad
We learn everyday.
Bro, let me not lie to you,





I witnessed it firsthand. No be matter of them talk, them say..,

I was there... Live.. and guess what?



Nothing happened to the W/O.

Thats to tell you how powerful they are. Colitos collect your one star and come and be doing gragra with a staff sergeant. They'll fvck your life up. Who you be? Weytin you know? Where your leg don carry you waka? 2nd LT no get mouth abeg just pipe low. If you chop 3 star then you can begin to get the salutes

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:54pm On Oct 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
youve been in the system and you’ve seen a warrant officer slap a lieutenant? Maaaad
We learn everyday.

He won't collect any slap! He deserves his respect. The only problem dat he might have is a general dislike amongst subordinates, but let me shock u. U r thinking with a civilian mindset, in d military, u don't act dat way! But it's very good to respect d grey hair (MWO) no be small rank, dis men are old enough to be your father. But dat doesn't mean dat u will be slapped for demanding complements!!!! Abaaaa guy!!!

How MWO go take slap 2nd Lt? MWOs are 2 ranks below 2nd Lt ( ... MWO, AMW then 2nd Lt)

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:54pm On Oct 03, 2020
Ma rest sef, wen u get in, ur eyes go clear

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:57pm On Oct 03, 2020
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:57pm On Oct 03, 2020
AirmanB:


He won't collect any slap! He deserves his respect. The only problem dat he might have is a general dislike amongst subordinates, but let me shock u. U r thinking with a civilian mindset, in d military, u don't act dat way! But it's very good to respect d grey hair (MWO) no be small rank, dis men are old enough to be your father. But dat doesn't mean dat u will be slapped for demanding complements!!!! Abaaaa guy!!!

How MWO go take slap 2nd Lt? MWOs are 2 ranks below 2nd Lt ( ... MWO, AMW then 2nd Lt)
guy I was being sarcastic with my reply.. I’ve never seen it happen in command, neither in nda! Warrant officers pay newly passed out cadets their full compliments in the academy and in jaji.. me I don’t know where the slap came from but I won’t say anything

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 12:00am On Oct 04, 2020
sikowitz17:
guy I was being sarcastic with my reply.. I’ve never seen it happen in command, neither in nda! Warrant officers pay newly passed out cadets their full compliments in the academy and in jaji.. me I don’t know where the slap came from but I won’t say anything

I for resign grin grin grin grin,!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 12:07am On Oct 04, 2020
Make God just take control of this thread I swear grin, because some kind post I dey read here fit make laugh tear person belle. grin. This is one go come he go talk him own, another go come he go talk hin own. Another person go come con dey yarn us wetin hin hear from person mouth con dey talk say him witness am. Small time now another person go talk say NCO's, WO/MWO precisely fit lock Lieutenant For guard room. grin grin So much confusion everywhere grin sikowitz17, as you don talk say you will not say anything, me self will not say anything o grin

I hope all the commissioned officers here are following up this discussion so grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by HitlerGaddafi: 12:31am On Oct 04, 2020
sikowitz17:
guy I was being sarcastic with my reply.. I’ve never seen it happen in command, neither in nda! Warrant officers pay newly passed out cadets their full compliments in the academy and in jaji.. me I don’t know where the slap came from but I won’t say anything
That one na eye service. If you dey find respect go meet all those privates and Lance coporals, you go get am plenty. If you dey find am from those staff sergeants upwards, you dey jonz. Even if they give you, na because a very superior officer is around. If you dey come from North for balcony, W/O dey come from South and he no give you compliments , kindly go your go in peace, it doesn't add or remove anything from you else na you go suffer.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 12:32am On Oct 04, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

ALL ON GOD brother... Its All Past Life, Several years ago actually, Stuffs we just had to do then to Survive... Local Man Grew up in the Midst of 1st Class Evil people

My Narrative is just to stress on the Word of Advice that MAKE ALL OF US JUST BE CALMING DOWN AND MAKE WE NO DEY STEP ON TOES ANYHOW, NO BE EVERYBODY BE NORMAL HUMAN BEING... Many Commanders and Ogas have Fallen Victim Sha, but No one to Report it in the Media (things u can't explain)... Some No go Kill U but Trust me, Ur Life WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN

VICTORY IS FROM GOD ALONE

You are right bro
First class evil people indeed sad
Many young men are really struggling to overcome many circumstances being impose by wicked beings(especially village people) in this so called planet.
Sometimes you just gats to do some weird things only just to survive, this world is indeed a wicked one no doubt.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 12:40am On Oct 04, 2020
I've not seen RamirezSarki for a while now.
Guy where you enter?

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