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I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 7:23am On Oct 15, 2020
After scanning my car and diagnosing the issues wrong with it, I was compelled to seek knowledge from youtube which has actually revealed a wide knowledge gap Nigerian mechanics are dangerously deficient in, and funny enough, are actually not rocket science at all! Infact I put it to you that you can actually tutor these guys if you develop an interest in auto repairs.

Such a shame these grease monkeys shoved the scan results aside, and went on with their trial and error. It's like me, being a doctor, not engaging the use of diagnostic equipments in the management of my patients, and banking only on my clinical accuracy in diagnosing cryptic medical cases.

Though the car has been fixed- to the best of their knowledge though, and no longer overheating, but it still shows obvious signs that a guess work was done on it.

I'm an evidence based fixer by default, and it's infact it's one of the reasons I bought this jalopy, so I can acquaint myself of the aetiology behind the signs and symptoms of faulty mechanics in a car, and ofcourse it's management; which would overall furnish me with a firm grasp of basic car parts and components, and their functions.

I hope I enjoy the "ride" smiley
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by chatinent: 7:32am On Oct 15, 2020
You've said it all.

People don't know you can actually learn anything online these days.
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by buygala(m): 8:39am On Oct 15, 2020
PaulH07:
After scanning my car and diagnosing the issues wrong with it, I was compelled to seek knowledge from youtube which has actually revealed a wide knowledge gap Nigerian mechanics are dangerously deficient in, and funny enough, are actually not rocket science at all! Infact I put it to you that you can actually tutor these guys if you develop an interest in auto repairs.

Such a shame these grease monkeys shoved the scan results aside, and went on with their trial and error. It's like me, being a doctor, not engaging the use of diagnostic equipments in the management of my patients, and banking only on my clinical accuracy in diagnosing cryptic medical cases.

Though the car has been fixed- to the best of their knowledge though, and no longer overheating, but it still shows obvious signs that a guess work was done on it.

I'm an evidence based fixer by default, and it's infact it's one of the reasons I bought this jalopy, so I can acquaint myself of the aetiology behind the signs and symptoms of faulty mechanics in a car, and ofcourse it's management; which would overall furnish me with a firm grasp of basic car parts and components, and their functions.

I hope I enjoy the "ride" smiley
May God not allow us buy cars that will turn us to mechanics smiley







Can i hear a resounding Amen?
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by Kingdemu: 9:11am On Oct 15, 2020
buygala:
May God not allow us buy cars that will turn us to mechanics smiley






Can i hear a resounding Amen?
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by froshbuddy: 11:33am On Oct 15, 2020
lmao....always a vibe reading your posts
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by dicksonadams(m): 11:41am On Oct 15, 2020
Actually it is not a car that Makes one a mechanic, it is interest and passion... My car rarely have issues but oh boy I love researching and solving car issues... kiss sometime I smile the smile of joy when I see a check engine Light or hear a noise from my ride.

Proudly inspired by
Gazzuzz {straight to the point mecnahic} ,

boss trygo {small but mighty, self driven} ,

radautoworks {if a woman can do it}

and autologic {makes machanic look like sweet science}

Nb �may God not let us jam car wahala wey pass us or our pocket
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by babyboy4every1: 11:47am On Oct 15, 2020
buygala:
May God not allow us buy cars that will turn us to mechanics smiley







Can i hear a resounding Amen?
knowing basic things about your car is'nt a bad idea. who knows when you might ye stranded.
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by Nobody: 12:30pm On Oct 15, 2020
Another ikenna Peugeot in the making but yours will be Paul honda
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 2:22pm On Oct 15, 2020
dicksonadams:
Actually it is not a car that Makes one a mechanic, it is interest and passion... My car rarely have issues but oh boy I love researching and solving car issues... kiss sometime I smile the smile of joy when I see a check engine Light or hear a noise from my ride.

Proudly inspired by
Gazzuzz {straight to the point mecnahic} ,

boss trygo {small but mighty, self driven} ,

radautoworks {if a woman can do it}

and autologic {makes machanic look like sweet science}

Nb �may God not let us jam car wahala wey pass us or our pocket
My brother, the average Nigerian can't see beyond their noses.

Make Oyinbo just do something, and make dem consume dem sabi...bone dem, we go use dem chop taya cheesy
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by radautoworks: 2:27pm On Oct 15, 2020
buygala:
May God not allow us buy cars that will turn us to mechanics smiley







Can i hear a resounding Amen?
Amen grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2020
chatinent:
You've said it all.


People don't know you can actually learn anything online these days.
Almost anything grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by Nobody: 5:27pm On Oct 15, 2020
buygala:
May God not allow us buy cars that will turn us to mechanics smiley







Can i hear a resounding Amen?
You have no idea the joy and satisfaction in fixing ur own car grin, Something that you just need 30 minutes to fix or replace. Mechanic go chop 1-5k on top ur Head grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by diportivo:
until u jam ur paddy nissan

or

ur babe vw

u go sabi say YouTube is just youtube grin

Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by radautoworks: 7:29pm On Oct 15, 2020
diportivo:
until u jam ur paddy nissan

or

ur babe vw

u go sabi say YouTube is just youtube grin
grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by weyreypey: 9:23pm On Oct 15, 2020
buygala:
May God not allow us buy cars that will turn us to mechanics smiley







Can i hear a resounding Amen?
Alaye Soro Sokey
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by weyreypey: 9:25pm On Oct 15, 2020
dicksonadams:
Actually it is not a car that Makes one a mechanic, it is interest and passion... My car rarely have issues but oh boy I love researching and solving car issues... kiss sometime I smile the smile of joy when I see a check engine Light or hear a noise from my ride.

Proudly inspired by
Gazzuzz {straight to the point mecnahic}

boss trygo {small but mighty, self driven} ,

radautoworks {if a woman can do it}

and autologic {makes machanic look like sweet science}

Nb �may God not let us jam car wahala wey pass us or our pocket
Na tiger generator carry gazzuzz enter mechanic

Radautoworks is NOT a mechanic. She's a solution provider. I repeat she's NOT a mechanic.

Autologic...Baba scope...na disguise...
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by melviniyke2002(m): 9:53pm On Oct 15, 2020
weyreypey:
Na tiger generator carry gazzuzz enter mechanic

Radautoworks is NOT a mechanic. She's a solution provider. I repeat she's NOT a mechanic.

Autologic...Baba scope...na disguise...
grin...dis guy self.....
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by emmyN(m): 10:12pm On Oct 15, 2020
PaulH07:
After scanning my car and diagnosing the issues wrong with it, I was compelled to seek knowledge from youtube which has actually revealed a wide knowledge gap Nigerian mechanics are dangerously deficient in, and funny enough, are actually not rocket science at all! Infact I put it to you that you can actually tutor these guys if you develop an interest in auto repairs.

Such a shame these grease monkeys shoved the scan results aside, and went on with their trial and error. It's like me, being a doctor, not engaging the use of diagnostic equipments in the management of my patients, and banking only on my clinical accuracy in diagnosing cryptic medical cases.

Though the car has been fixed- to the best of their knowledge though, and no longer overheating, but it still shows obvious signs that a guess work was done on it.

I'm an evidence based fixer by default, and it's infact it's one of the reasons I bought this jalopy, so I can acquaint myself of the aetiology behind the signs and symptoms of faulty mechanics in a car, and ofcourse it's management; which would overall furnish me with a firm grasp of basic car parts and components, and their functions.

I hope I enjoy the "ride" smiley
Congratulations. Glad you finally worked your way around it.
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 10:48pm On Oct 15, 2020
emmyN:
Congratulations. Glad you finally worked your way around it.
Thanks bro! Been cruising round town with it sinceMonday, and the true colors of the AC has started showing itself.

Guess what? It's chilled as fvck! Gotta reduce it to the minimum make I no go get frostbites cheesy
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 10:49pm On Oct 15, 2020
diportivo:
until u jam ur paddy nissan

or

ur babe vw

u go sabi say YouTube is just youtube grin
cheesy
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by emmyN(m): 10:58pm On Oct 15, 2020
PaulH07:
Thanks bro! Been cruising round town with it sinceMonday, and the true colors of the AC has started showing itself.

Guess what? It's chilled as fvck! Gotta reduce it to the minimum make I no go get frostbites cheesy
You mean the AC is now motuary standard? Me likey cheesy.
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 11:02pm On Oct 15, 2020
emmyN:
You mean the AC is now motuary standard? Me likey cheesy.
As in ehn!!!

I even smoke in the car with the windows rolled up, and I no dey feel anything. Abeg is that good?

Though na only the occasional going off when I'm trying to turn in a tight corner and have to reverse and move forward again, also the check engine light continues to blink, and I'm so worried cos I know a serious issue is going on. I plan taking the car to Yola tomorrow to see if i can get a reliable autotech...

Apart from that, I've been perfecting my driving skills with my left hand only. ..driving sweet for night meen! Na for morning people dey always shout ontop my head, as hand never strong for hold ups grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by emmyN(m): 11:16pm On Oct 15, 2020
PaulH07:
As in ehn!!!

I even smoke in the car with the windows rolled up, and I no dey feel anything. Abeg is that good?

Though na only the occasional going off when I'm trying to turn in a tight corner and have to reverse and move forward again, also the check engine light continues to blink, and I'm so worried cos I know a serious issue is going on. I plan taking the car to Yola tomorrow to see if i can get a reliable autotech...

Apart from that, I've been perfecting my driving skills with my left hand...driving sweet for night meen! Na for morning people dey always shout ontop my head, as hand never strong for holds up grin
Bro come, when I say mortuary standard I don't mean you should turn the car into real mortuary o, this one you dey puff smoke inside car cheesy.

The blinking CEL points to a critical issue. It's a good move taking it for repairs tomorrow. Still update us how it went when you are done.
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by radautoworks: 12:55am On Oct 16, 2020
weyreypey:
Na tiger generator carry gazzuzz enter mechanic

Radautoworks is NOT a mechanic. She's a solution provider. I repeat she's NOT a mechanic.

Autologic...Baba scope...na disguise...
FINALLY!! HE GETS IT!
I know a lot about cars but I'm NOT a tech. My HUSBAND Glen is! An ASE certified master tech of 35 years! Most of what I know I learnt from him, some from my uncles the rest from owning shop in Houston and learning some tricks from my techs. I don't have room left in my brain to learn much else! Book too plenty. That being said,I can run circles around most of the "techs" I've seen in Naija and on NL grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by weyreypey: 5:34am On Oct 16, 2020
Mtcheeeew.... husband this husband that.... hope not ... . What do I know sef





Let me look away
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 6:27am On Oct 16, 2020
emmyN:
Bro come, when I say mortuary standard I don't mean you should turn the car into real mortuary o, this one you dey puff smoke inside car cheesy.

The blinking CEL points to a critical issue. It's a good move taking it for repairs tomorrow. Still update us how it went when you are done.
Sure bro...

Lols at real mortuary cheesy, what's the risk in puffing in an airconditioned ride? Shebi AC go filter everything comot na?
Meen no mechanic wey person sabi for Yola oh...
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 6:38am On Oct 16, 2020
radautoworks:
FINALLY!! HE GETS IT!
I know a lot about cars but I'm NOT a tech. My HUSBAND Glen is! An ASE certified master tech of 35 years! Most of what I know I learnt from him, some from my uncles the rest from owning shop in Houston and learning some tricks from my techs. I don't have room left in my brain to learn much else! Book too plenty. That being said,I can run circles around most of the "techs" I've seen in Naija and on NL grin
Why you no come talk anything for that my post wey I put my scan result na?

E no good oh.
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by radautoworks: 7:58am On Oct 16, 2020
PaulH07:
Why you no come talk anything for that my post wey I put my scan result na?

E no good oh.
What post?
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by PaulH07(op): 8:00am On Oct 16, 2020
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by radautoworks: 8:00am On Oct 16, 2020
weyreypey:
Mtcheeeew.... husband this husband that.... hope not ... . What do I know sef





Let me look away
Wetin na grin
Re: I Wanna Become A Mechanic. by radautoworks: 8:05am On Oct 16, 2020
PaulH07:
This na...

https://www.nairaland.com/6166411/scan-information-jalopy-written-out
It's been done justice to already and I don't get involved when so many people are already talking and the op is not listening.
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