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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

they are the same cos a ton is a ton

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by SILENTandSMART2: 10:46pm On Nov 11, 2020

They are the same sad

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:49am On Nov 12, 2020

BankyGee:
Honey you're always in the literature thread that's why

Thanks true hun! Readers are leaders o! I'm learning from the master himself!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:50am On Nov 12, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
Cos i know you babe

Lol... now you gat me thinking

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:51am On Nov 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

They weigh the same

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 9:59am On Nov 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Lol... now you gat me thinking

you're more attractive when you think

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Olarewaju89: 10:09am On Nov 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I'm here

He's hiding behind someone, you'll see him in about three days

I hope you are not trying to hide him because of the headache he's giving you here?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Olarewaju89: 10:19am On Nov 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

1 ton of bricks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:06pm On Nov 12, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Neither. They both have the same weight

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Zeemuthafuka!
SILENTandSMART2!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:16pm On Nov 12, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

A man describes his daughters saying, "They are all blonde but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.

How many daughters does the man have?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:26pm On Nov 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Thanks true hun! Readers are leaders o! I'm learning from the master himself!

That's my Queen kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:27pm On Nov 12, 2020

Olarewaju89:
1 ton of bricks

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:55pm On Nov 12, 2020

BankyGee:
That's my Queen

Rest now o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:56pm On Nov 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Three daughters. One is blonde, one brunette, and one redhead.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by SILENTandSMART2: 9:30pm On Nov 12, 2020

I'm so angry sad

They're just three wetin be 2 2 2 that you're puttin

You talked about three qualities dat mean nah three girl be dat,
wink

Anyway lemme light up my weed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:59pm On Nov 12, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
you're more attractive when you think

BankyGee is watching you o!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:00pm On Nov 12, 2020

Olarewaju89:

I hope you are not trying to hide him because of the headache he's giving you here?

Lol...nah, he doesn't give me headache anymore. He's hubby's bestie

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:01pm On Nov 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Three

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emiron18(m): 10:21pm On Nov 12, 2020

another hilarious video for you... see what this guy value more than 50k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztaGlAfDm0

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:27pm On Nov 12, 2020

pu7pl3:
Rest now o

Guy why na? Limme alone na grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:44pm On Nov 12, 2020

SILENTandSMART2:
I'm so angry

They're just three wetin be 2 2 2 that you're puttin

You talked about three qualities dat mean nah three girl be dat,

Anyway lemme light up my weed

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by SILENTandSMART2: 10:47pm On Nov 12, 2020

[quote author=BankyGee post=95977678][/quote] grin

Wetin i do ? grin

Paaakin shirt still dey pain me aswear sad

Maybe pakin shirt no get botton abi sad

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by SILENTandSMART2: 9:38am On Nov 13, 2020

jiushizheniu:
What was circulating most closely matched the strain of the virus circulating in Europe, not China, which President Donald Trump has repeatedly blamed for not preventing its spread to the US.
By the time the Trump administration had placed travel restrictions on Europe, the importation of the virus and the community spread of the disease had already started in New York City, according to the report. Testing was limited at the start of the epidemic in New York City, which allowed people with undetected cases to spread the virus.

Why did you post this here ? grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:43am On Nov 13, 2020

BankyGee:
Guy why na? Limme alone na

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:45am On Nov 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee is watching you o!

Let him watch while I watch you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:59am On Nov 13, 2020

SILENTandSMART2:

Wetin i do ?

Paaakin shirt still dey pain me aswear

Maybe pakin shirt no get botton abi

I said BOTTOM not BOTTON, which is spelt BUTTON. Lol

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:01am On Nov 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
Let him watch while I watch you

Bro what you mean now? huh

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:04am On Nov 13, 2020

jiushizheniu:
What was circulating most closely matched the strain of the virus circulating in Europe, not China, which President Donald Trump has repeatedly blamed for not preventing its spread to the US.
By the time the Trump administration had placed travel restrictions on Europe, the importation of the virus and the community spread of the disease had already started in New York City, according to the report. Testing was limited at the start of the epidemic in New York City, which allowed people with undetected cases to spread the virus.

This why Nigeria no dey move forward. Is this a politics thread? Haba bros.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by SILENTandSMART2: 11:08am On Nov 13, 2020

BankyGee:
I said BOTTOM not BOTTON, which is spelt BUTTON. Lol

Lol i thought you what you meant was botton,

You for but yansh or booty or ass next time so dat i won't get angry again wink

Me thinking of botton but the real spelling is bottom nah

Anyway God nogo shame us my brother ❤️

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:46pm On Nov 13, 2020

BankyGee:
Bro what you mean now?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:50pm On Nov 14, 2020

pu7pl3:
Let him watch while I watch you

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