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Adeboi12:
I no teach anything o I be pastor

I understand, u are a pastor in the bedroom Christian church of pussy

iLegendd:
If you guys know any female virgin on NL, drop her moniker.

Me, I'm not trolling, I'm serious.

Fountainofyouth:
Me, I'm not trolling, I'm serious.

I pray.

SILENTandSMART2:
Aswear the issue of virgin tire me jare,


Moreover where's the package that you're talking about ?


Lol this man never know anything


For the issue of nairaland virgin nah two I know though they might be plenty,


Sorrsorr : she's a stubborn being though she said she have 3 boys around her , but she's still virgin,



Second girl is


Fountainand youth you ehh this one is a virgin but boys give her head , she love it when they're sucking her plate, it always gat me thinking whether it doesn't smell down there,


That's The two virgin dat i Kno for nairaland

You're obsessed with me, I understand your frustration.

iLegendd:
Nothing — it just happens naturally; not when it's being influenced.

Okay Sir. Thanks for your response.

iLegendd:
I pray.

Ok,

Thanks for the other day though, that was cool of you

Fountainofyouth:
You're obsessed with me, I understand your frustration.

but i never get frustrated nah




Moreover you're not the only one dat i mentioned


Are you fountainand youth ?


Please no offense , why did you like it when they're giving you head


Anyway God nogo shame us

Fountainofyouth:
Ok,

Thanks for the other day though, that was cool of you

I can be cooler than that most times, but life has forced us to hide our cool and act bad.

Anyway, you're welcome, dear.

SILENTandSMART2:
but i never get frustrated nah




Moreover you're not the only one dat i mentioned


Are you fountainand youth ?


Please no offense , why did you like it when they're giving you head


Anyway God nogo shame us

Which lady doesnt like cunninlingus?

And why does what I like upset you?

Fountainofyouth:
Which lady doesnt like cunninlingus?

And why does what I like upset you?

Lol, i just like the fact that you don't pretend at all,


Lemme know if you've gotten cunnylingused before, no vex oo, i was asking for one of my guy dat is beside me

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol, i just like the fact that you don't pretend at all,


Lemme know if you've gotten cunnylingused before, no vex oo, i was asking for one of my guy dat is beside me

Are you high? You no understand English ni? Pls don't quote me again.

Fountainofyouth:
Are you high? You no understand English ni? Pls don't quote me again.

No vex sis,

Yunno in the night like this everywhere always bubble so I'mma be doing nonsense,


Please what have I missed ?

Tell me nah

Ano get what you wrote, aswear my brain doesn't work properly sometimes in the night , wetin i got wrong ?

Fountainofyouth:
Which lady doesnt like cunninlingus?

And why does what I like upset you?

Bobrisky alert

SILENTandSMART2:
No vex sis,

Yunno in the night like this everywhere always bubble so I'mma be doing nonsense,


Please what have I missed ?

Tell me nah

Ano get what you wrote, aswear my brain doesn't work properly sometimes in the night , wetin i got wrong ?

The guy na bobrisky no waste your time

Leeshank:
The guy na bobrisky no waste your time

lmao

So nah hairy balls i dey talk with with a gayish syndrome


thanks man

Leeshank:
Bobrisky alert

Aswear you wicked

Haha kilode

Leeshank:

Maybe he don forget say we dey tech era, no shit for modern world


He wanna scam nairaland boys though he don scam ilegend already

Ilegend love girls alot

She get tribal mark ?

Leeshank:
Bobrisky alert

Oh so I'm a man cos I use a pineterest picture to illustrate how I look like for real? You guys are funny

SILENTandSMART2:
Maybe he don forget say we dey tech era, no shit for modern world


He wanna scam nairaland boys though he don scam ilegend already

Ilegend love girls alot

Oh so now I'm a man, lmao

Maybe I should call monikers that know me personally to verify that I'm a lady, lol.

Fountainofyouth:
Oh so now I'm a man, lmao

Maybe I should call monikers that know me personally to verify that I'm a lady, lol.

Abeg who you wan fool, hope you know me sha,?


Why can't you say it for your profile dat nah illustration of you be dat and you got it from a particular website, abeg deactivate and try another female moniker,


My condolence to ilegend and other man you don scam with recharge card or any other things,


NO need for you to start playing smart, you're a man,


Yunno dat that's how you're saying shit the other day say one girl is ugly ano say a woman cannot say dat despite the fact that that girl ain't ugly at all,



But what you're doing is not good,

. anyway God nogo shame us bro ✌️❤️,


We dey together my brother ❤️

SILENTandSMART2:
Maybe he don forget say we dey tech era, no shit for modern world


He wanna scam nairaland boys though he don scam ilegend already

Ilegend love girls alot

Ilegendd dey whine dis ones ni nah

Fountainofyouth:
Oh so now I'm a man, lmao

Maybe I should call monikers that know me personally to verify that I'm a lady, lol.

Calm down baba. Deactivate and start hustle with another akant
E no hard

SILENTandSMART2:
Abeg who you wan fool, hope you know me sha,?


Why can't you say it for your profile dat nah illustration of you be dat and you got it from a particular website, abeg deactivate and try another female moniker,


My condolence to ilegend and other man you don scam with recharge card or any other things,


NO need for you to start playing smart, you're a man,


Yunno dat that's how you're saying shit the other day say one girl is ugly ano say a woman cannot say dat despite the fact that that girl ain't ugly at all,



But what you're doing is not good,

. anyway God nogo shame us bro ✌️❤️,


We dey together my brother ❤️

Hahahaha reluctantadult, righttoreject, they said I'm a male o

Leeshank:
Calm down baba. Deactivate and start hustle with another akant
E no hard

Hustle? Wtf am I hustling

Leeshank:
Ilegendd dey whine dis ones ni nah

Lol ,


I thought ilegend don send his account number and pin to him
becausee him dey thank ilegend for the other day, check the upper part of this page

Fountainofyouth:
Hustle? Wtf am I hustling

Free me jae

Fountainofyouth:
Hahahaha reluctantadult, righttoreject, they said I'm a male o

Mtchweeew just dey deceive yourself



Dey call your alternative moniker or your partner in crime or the fools dat think say you're a female,


I don't give a forkkk about anybody here but the day you said dat girl is ugly, girls don't feel comfortable saying that at all, because 90% of my friends are girls, you can be decieveing people not me ,


Moreover dat girl is not something we can call ugly at all only boys can say because we always want a very very beautiful girl


Bro deactivate abeg ,


God nogo shame us my brother ❤️✊

Message to women. Learn to love yourself the same way I love myself.

I remember when I was going to the gym regularly and exercising my chest too much. There was this stretching exercise I overdid and it induced stretchmark on me.

Guess what? I love that stretchmark. It always reminds me of how I didn't give up and how I suffered to gain these muscles.

If it were a woman, she'll become self-conscious, self-sabotaging, and depressed. She'll buy all the cream in the world to remove it.

For me, it's my pride and reminder.

So, when this cute 18 year old, that looks mature like a 23 year old with a goddess body came, I gave her remote to switch to her favorite channel.

When it was time to give her a massage, we entered the room and I signaled her to remove her T-shirt and she did, but refused to remove her bra. The sight of her cleavage alone can make 99% of men cum instantly.

I queried why she doesn't want to remove it and she said she doesn't like her breast. I wanted to scream. The breast I already love with ALL my heart is what the owner doesn't like?

Why? And she said it's falling and my mom said it's because it's getting too big. I tried removing it to see what she's complaining about, but she refused. I gave up, then she shyly let go and wow!

What I saw was a sight to behold for an 18 year old. She immediately covered them with her two hands, but couldn't cover all.

At this point, I was shirtless — with just a boxer. Now her upper side is off, it's her lower side I need to remove.

Since she was on short, we both removed it together and I was met with a black g-string. I removed it for her and wow! I won't say a word.

Everything about her body was what most men on Earth can't resist. Lasting long in bed with such a girl — if you're not trained, is impossible.

I brought out my hard rod and her eyes widened. "It's big," she said. I grabbed the base and tap the head on her clit and teased the entrance — as usual (wickedness).

I breathe on her neck, ear, and other sensitive places and she was wet. I knew it, but I need to punish her. She grabbed a kiss from me, but I pulled out and brought a massage oil.

She laid flat on the bed nakéd and I laid and sat on her ass nakéd while massaging her back, spine, ass, shoulders, next, etc. and it felt good, but she wanted more — sex.

The entire package is irresistible, but I had to resist it. She turned and faced me as she watches my dangling rod while she covers her breasts again.

"Play music," she requested and I played some soothing sex and romantic music as I put on a colorful light in the room.

I came back to the bed and she was still covering her breasts, but this time, crying.

"Wait," I said, "has the insecurity gotten to this?"

I laid flat on the bed and told her to rest her head on my chest. I started telling her stories about life, confidence, loving yourself, believing in yourself, etc.

I told her a story of when I used to be skinny and how people laughed at me. A story of how I overstretch during workout and got stretchmarks, but when I'm at the swimming pool, I'm always the first to take off my clothes — I'm not insecure about anything and that is the type of life she should live, else she will not be great in life.

The nakéd conversation was really toughing and educational and she nodded her head as she smiled and laughed at some funny stories I told her.

She got up to ease herself and I was on bed staring at her huge teenage ass and breasts as they dangle and shake side-to-side to the bathroom.

I got up after some minutes and met her in the bathroom and we both showered. I took her to the second room and we cuddled each other and had some fun conversation about life. We walked to the kitchen nakéd, dinning nakéd and watched TV again nakéd.

All I did was to reprogram her from hating her breasts and saying her ass is small or breast is falling. Only if that girl knows what she has — or is she being jealous after seeing Nicki Minaj's plastic ass?

She doesn't want a big breast — she wants an apple and firm one that will never fall. Unfortunately, the bigger your breast, the more it looks as if it's fallen.

Question. Did sex happen? I won't answer that.

All I did was reprogram the young lady into loving what she has and forget about what she sees on TV, used to have, or doesn't have.

At the end of the day, we drank wine, ate this and that, and I gave her tp and she left feeling as happy as ever.

The moral of the story is: a woman came for something, but I gave her something better than sex and that is confidence, self-belief, and massage.

That is how to treat a woman — not everything should be sex even though two of you are nakéd. But, what if we did it? My dear, that one is none of your business. #Smile.

So, ladies, learn to love yourself and whatever God gave you. Stop letting the media control what is good or bad for you and your body.

It's good to love what you have or who you are, but don't overdo it. But, it it totally bad to hate what God gave you for free.

Know the limit between narcissism and self love.

Men, always make an insecure woman comfortable. Don't just rush into sex and chase her away when you're done — she is a human like you too.

And oh, her pussy is so cute/tender and smells nice. Don't ask me how I knew. Nothing is hidden under the sun. So ladies, learn to keep your pussies smelling nice and clean just as this girl does.

Health is wealth. Smelling nice and looking good is a good business.

Love yourself first, if you want others to love you.


The end.

Where is ilegendd, two fools said I'm a male