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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Raydos: 9:10pm On Nov 20, 2020
fados4sure:
Next time don't cut a snake head to avoid story that touch

Really bro??

Can you shed more light on this?? So I won't make this mistake next time?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Johnsinia(m): 9:11pm On Nov 20, 2020
Raydos:


Bro nah fear ooo!! I never kill snake for my life before grin grin grin
Did the snake attack you? No. And you just wasted a creature that was chilling in your trouser just for the main time
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by stealmatic(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2020
[quote author=Raydos post=96249809] looks lik dat snake for garden of eden,righteousness89 cum and cum and see the devil dat scope eve,cum and xplain
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Goalnaldo(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2020
This can be tree, house or grass snake but certainly not a green mamba. The experts says mambas are not found in West Africa.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by justifyme(m): 9:13pm On Nov 20, 2020
the snake is broke!!! That’s why it’s ransacking your pocket not knowing you are broke niggie too!!!
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Gabbriell: 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2020
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL

You put 36billion for that pocket?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by osazsky(m): 9:16pm On Nov 20, 2020
Goalnaldo:
This can be tree, house or grass snake but certainly not a green mamba. The experts says mambas are not found in West Africa.
then it's a western mamba deadlier than the eastern mamba..same physical build up

Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Nyanabo(m): 9:17pm On Nov 20, 2020
Though am not a fan of snakes but thats a harmless garden snake. it doesn't bite neither is it poisonous. grin

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by ovieokodhi(m): 9:17pm On Nov 20, 2020
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

as money no gree enter the pocket something must just enter

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by omaclarry(m): 9:18pm On Nov 20, 2020
The snake been wan swallow money lyk em broda wey smallow 30million, but it entered the wrong broke pocket grin grin
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by timisquare82(m): 9:19pm On Nov 20, 2020
Na trousers be this? Or rag
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Nyanabo(m): 9:21pm On Nov 20, 2020
timisquare82:
Na trousers be this? Or rag
When him and the snake don fight kung fu on top the trouser grin grin

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by johnnychuks(m): 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2020
your trouser pocket has turn to rain forest where snake stay of what?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by ednut1(m): 9:23pm On Nov 20, 2020
Non venomous
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 9:31pm On Nov 20, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


You might be right sha.

My tendency to associate with the weird and crazy is worrying, even to me.



But I'll still not near a snake, let alone pat its head even with that.
..
Lol....

You should see what I can do with a crocodile. You will go nuts babe wink
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Liposure: 9:31pm On Nov 20, 2020
gideonite98:
This is the cousin of that snake that stole our 36 million
I'm sure this one Also is looking for money inside your pocket
Thank God op no loose guard grin

Anyways lala you're welcome
Lala the unburnt,the Master of snakes, the snake lord on the iron throne cheesy
You're welcome
the snake is a pickpocket

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by pyro62(m): 9:32pm On Nov 20, 2020
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


That is the snake that have been swallowing money in Nigeria

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by KingDash: 9:33pm On Nov 20, 2020
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
I tell you bruh, the fuu just killed that harmless snake for nothing...
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by feed70: 9:33pm On Nov 20, 2020
You need to give ur life to christ. Na God de safe ur ass if not that snake for chop ur bolls



Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Liposure: 9:33pm On Nov 20, 2020
Obas101:


that's a green mamba... one of the most dangerous snakes in africa
i know of black mamba
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by israelp(m): 9:33pm On Nov 20, 2020
lala market don hammer
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 9:34pm On Nov 20, 2020
KingDash:
I tell you bruh, the fuu just killed that harmless snake for nothing...

You dey mind the small boy?

The snake brought him good tidings but he don kill am cheesy grin
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by KingDash: 9:35pm On Nov 20, 2020
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
you go kee harmless snake, you no dey watch animal documentaries for house...
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by pyro62(m): 9:35pm On Nov 20, 2020
Nyanabo:
Though am not a fan of snakes but thats a harmless garden snake. it doesn't bite neither is it poisonous. grin

Check the comment above yours and delete your comment ojere. You cannot just type anything because you have data.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Liposure: 9:36pm On Nov 20, 2020
iluvdonjazzy:
habaa e dey look for money to swallow na.
the snake is a pickpocket
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by trudpo: 9:36pm On Nov 20, 2020
This green snake is non poisonous.
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by KingDash: 9:37pm On Nov 20, 2020
Obas101:


that's a green mamba... one of the most dangerous snakes in africa
you are a liar, green mamba kee you there.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:44pm On Nov 20, 2020
Playthepianos:
Such a beautiful creature - but deadly.
but someone said it doesn't have poison
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by dermmy(m): 9:44pm On Nov 20, 2020
This your trouser looks like Kim Jong Un's trouser.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by undertaker007(m): 9:44pm On Nov 20, 2020
luminouz:

Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
Patoranking
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Joshcoli(m): 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2020
Playthepianos:
Such a beautiful creature - but deadly.

No it's actually non venomous

But men killing it was the right thing

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2020
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
now true is this cos the stuff boku for my house and I thought it's venomous

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