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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Lastmankc(m): 8:40pm On Nov 20
Your village people we be sad now, because they just missed their target
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Angelfrost(m): 8:40pm On Nov 20
Obas101:


that's a green mamba... one of the most dangerous snakes in africa

Nah... Not even close!!!... grin

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Patosky4U: 8:40pm On Nov 20
Lala on the beat ooooooh grin grin grin grin
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by dazzlingd: 8:40pm On Nov 20
This is why I don't dry my clothes on walls or around grasses
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by grandlexuz(m): 8:40pm On Nov 20
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.

Chai I cant say which is scarier . Your story or the snake in the guys pocket.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by ethicallyright: 8:40pm On Nov 20
That's a Philothamnus semivariegatus or an African Bush Snake in common parlance(100% sure). Totally harmless reptile, absolutely slender and royal. It feeds on lizards and rats after constricting them .

It was not worth the kill but it's okay not to take chances as a person who has limited enthusiasm about snakes.


SEUN, your site is under attack.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by osazsky(m): 8:41pm On Nov 20
Are u in the north ..do they still wear fubu trousers there?..lucky u that's a venomous snake it can shut down ur entire nervous system within 2 seconds..go do Thanksgiving this Sunday o.u dodge a bullet

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by EM123: 8:41pm On Nov 20
Bros abeg go thank GOD , because GOD really save u .
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Obas101(m): 8:41pm On Nov 20
y
Zeroenochone:


Lol you sure about that?
yea very sure... highly venomous
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Notatribalist(m): 8:41pm On Nov 20
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You non hear say snake swallow money for Abuja?So maybe this one they look for money to swallow.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by OneKinGuy(m): 8:41pm On Nov 20
damn, that's a green mamba. U are fucking lucky
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Obas101(m): 8:41pm On Nov 20
luminouz:


Green Dracula ni!!

Be calling snake names as if you know them like me

You know nothing Snow.
lol its a green mamba... wetin you dey call am
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by AstuteChap: 8:42pm On Nov 20
@OP, na you kill snake, but na the snake dey laugh you (third picture) grin

Abeg, make una try use style check my threads on how to earn money wink
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Obas101(m): 8:43pm On Nov 20
Angelfrost:


Nah... Not even close!!!... grin
so what do you call it
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Asquare84(m): 8:43pm On Nov 20
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL

Pepper soup things
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by deavicky(m): 8:43pm On Nov 20
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
by the way which kind trousers be this.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Angelfrost(m): 8:44pm On Nov 20
Obas101:

so what do you call it

That's more like a tree snake... Quite common in these parts.

A lot of them are quite harmless.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by rexlims(m): 8:45pm On Nov 20
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

d thing go find palliative too Na

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by osazsky(m): 8:45pm On Nov 20
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
stop misleading people it's a public forum...any green snake with a yellowish stomach is a eastern green mamba its venomous and can shut down ur entire nervous system in 2 sec if beaten

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Obas101(m): 8:46pm On Nov 20
Angelfrost:


That's more like a tree snake... Quite common in these parts.

A lot of them are quite harmless.
bro it's a green mamba mostly resides in trees and found commonly in Africa. do your research well and stop showing ignorance, and it isn't harmless.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by emmyrate1: 8:46pm On Nov 20
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
did you say green snake are harmless
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Neddyogu(m): 8:47pm On Nov 20
#Onetrouser
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Sixfeetbelle: 8:47pm On Nov 20
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.

Osino pat its head? Me? Pat a snake's head? Tufiakwa! undecided




Oga, you're mad and you have no one to tell you. Sorry.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by jaszplus12(m): 8:48pm On Nov 20
I once said the size of snake should determine if the story makes FP, this your snake is division 4. So, mods should have put your post in agriculture section.
Mambas, cobras, taipans, anacondas pythons are premier league, they should make FP.
This your snake is called a Grass snake...eats insects and doesn't bite.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Innobee99(m): 8:48pm On Nov 20
The snake thought they was money there so it could swallow it. Unfortunately the pocket was empty and the snake doesn't want to loose on both sides, so the snake decided to chill small

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by saintruky(m): 8:49pm On Nov 20
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Be like dis regime don bore hole for d niggarrrr pocket... D snake be wan help am sew d hole grin grin grin

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by osazsky(m): 8:49pm On Nov 20
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
oga u are very very lucky...Nigeria way nor get hospitals thank ur God o.go for Thanksgiving I know y
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by raypapy(m): 8:49pm On Nov 20
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

The snake is feeling also the air of CHANGE Buahri promise us..
Things tough too in snake kingdom undecided grin

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by nkemdi89(f): 8:49pm On Nov 20
This snake once enter our teacher's body when she was sleeping under a mango tree back then in primary school.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Zeroenochone(m): 8:49pm On Nov 20
Obas101:
y
yea very sure... highly venomous

Images of green mambas I'm seeing don't match this snake he killed though

And it seems the green mamba is really called can be subdivided into the eastern green mamba they can be found in Eastern Africa

Nigeria isn't an eastern African country so I don't think this kind of snake can be found here

Then there's the western green mamba which can be found in Western Africa Nigeria inclusive

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 8:49pm On Nov 20
osazsky:
stop misleading people it's a public forum...any green snake with a yellowish stomach is a eastern green mamba its venomous and can shut down ur entire nervous system in 2 sec if beaten

Stop these lies naaaa....

Even Google no lie reach you..
No snake on earth would shut your ENTIRE NERVOUS SYSTEM IN 2 SECS!!!! thats a fuqin lie..

About your assertions, if you dont the silent sarcasm in my post, goan watch comedy videos on YOUTUBE.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by osazsky(m): 8:50pm On Nov 20
emmyrate1:
did you say green snake are harmless
ignore him..na clown

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