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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by wunmi590(m): 9:11am On Nov 21, 2020
kingsolomonjnr01:


That's hilarious.... Sadly none of them trusted their wife.
Good fiction


Honestly, you really understood the whole write up cheesy

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Austin4Jesus(m): 9:29am On Nov 21, 2020
Na Nigerian Snake na, so it's looking for money to swallow.. all na hustling ..

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Warrikelvin777: 9:30am On Nov 21, 2020
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL......maybe he was looking for money to swallow.....
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by nams77: 9:48am On Nov 21, 2020
Playthepianos:
Such a beautiful creature - but deadly.
This one is not venomous. It is a harmless green grass snake.
But my theory is to shoot first and ask questions last

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by harmargedon: 9:57am On Nov 21, 2020
e be like say the snake wan replace your prick
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Oduduwaboy1(m): 10:12am On Nov 21, 2020
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Looking for another 36billon
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by musty16: 10:32am On Nov 21, 2020
Playthepianos:
Such a beautiful creature - but deadly.

yes it looks like a green mamber
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Creeknigga(m): 10:43am On Nov 21, 2020
Playthepianos:
Such a beautiful creature - but deadly.
From its eye I don't thing its poisonous.
I stand to be corrected though.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by vetrovialMan(m): 11:23am On Nov 21, 2020
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


the situation of the country no funny, maybe bros forget small change for the pocket, abi wetin una want make i talk
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by McTominay(m): 12:11pm On Nov 21, 2020
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
E dey harmless for your house abi?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by McTominay(m): 12:13pm On Nov 21, 2020
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
Op go wash your trouser again, e don dirty
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Omopelola: 12:43pm On Nov 21, 2020
Bro you get 36million for pocket?
Snake wey swallow money for govt office don come your house. Sorry oh. I feel for you.



Boya keni nice day sir.�
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Azyne(f): 12:48pm On Nov 21, 2020
Creeknigga:

From its eye I don't thing its poisonous.
I stand to be corrected though.

Exactly it's not venomous, practically harmless. I can tell from it's eye
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Victorclean1: 1:47pm On Nov 21, 2020
This very VENEMOUS green mamba. Dont be deceived and misinterpret it to be just green grass snake. Look at the shape of the head.

Guy you are very lucky it did not bite u
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by tfash96(m): 2:26pm On Nov 21, 2020
Poor snake dey look for palliative
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by melviniyke2002(m): 2:28pm On Nov 21, 2020
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

more like village people....
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by AprokoGirl: 4:54pm On Nov 21, 2020
nairalander2020:

were are the snake eaters gather here!
TD Jakes Sermons
this should be highly nutritious judging from the color fresh and green no need of vegetable.
tumbs up to lala and associatesq food is ready.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by ezekuche(m): 10:59pm On Nov 21, 2020
even an inland taipan or sea bleacher can't even shutdown the nerverous system in ten minutes lol.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Zeroenochone(m): 5:32pm On Nov 22, 2020
Grandmeister:

Dem go carry expo enter exam still fail lol..and some people are actually colour blind you know?

Seems to be the case in this scenario grin
Green mamba kor, purple mamba nih
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by sylve11: 8:24am On Nov 23, 2020
God o shocked cool

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