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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Samylekey(m): 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2020
iamyemiakins:
Na CSP Nwafor teach you that one abi?

This pics cracks me up every time

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by lilybonny(f): 10:25pm On Nov 21, 2020
Lolz, odikwa risky o smiley
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Arizonaz: 10:25pm On Nov 21, 2020
grin grin grin wahala .
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by femi4: 10:25pm On Nov 21, 2020
LovesickG:
Hmm, doesn't apply to all women o. I speak for myself tho
Exactly, if the woman is the life of the party
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Richykaycee(m): 10:26pm On Nov 21, 2020
don't try it with all those short fellow their temper get level,even those Nsukka girls the will disgrace you for public of igwe mmadu lolz
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by pozehnani(f): 10:27pm On Nov 21, 2020
Lol.... Let any man try that trash with me. He'll learn to load his phone next time.

Beautiful lady kor. What am I?

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Tywo2018: 10:28pm On Nov 21, 2020
Be careful ok

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DarkJeddi(m): 10:28pm On Nov 21, 2020
DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10
Seems you don't know women.. shocked

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DarkJeddi(m): 10:30pm On Nov 21, 2020
geolabious:
Not always true. Some ladies will just reciprocate and the rest will be history.
99.9% of women will react in typical fashion.. shocked

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DarkJeddi(m): 10:32pm On Nov 21, 2020
bigdot1759:
what if she's with another man
She would still react,jealous is an intrinsic female trait..

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by baloest: 10:33pm On Nov 21, 2020
not with someone like me, I no send u o
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by rashmanny(m): 10:36pm On Nov 21, 2020
[color=#000099][/color]Woro si woro
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Collins0609(m): 10:36pm On Nov 21, 2020
One thousand way to die.. Women way no dey reason straight

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by mrkings84(m): 10:43pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.


Mumu mumu sense will not kill you!

Lol.....
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by banmee(m): 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2020
At night, if i was ever looking for her, we have an arrangement. All she has to do is smile. It's like a torchlight.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Jaqenhghar: 10:49pm On Nov 21, 2020
banmee:
At night, if i was ever looking for her, we have an arrangement. All she has to do is smile. It's like a torchlight.
Na wa O

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by bendike: 10:51pm On Nov 21, 2020
DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10
HA shocked
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by bukatyne(f): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2020
DarkJeddi:
She would still react,jealous is an intrinsic female trait..

Men don't exhibit jealousy undecided

They are just possessive. cheesy

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by dudusky007(m): 10:53pm On Nov 21, 2020
HOW THIS NONSENSE TAKE MAKE FRONT PAGE NEWS.. NAIRALAND DON REALLY TURN KOBOLAND
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by kayo80(m): 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.


Hahahahaha! This is so true. This reminds me of one girl I was "toasting" in my area back then...she was doing shakara for me. So, there was a party in the area, and my friend had invited two girls over. So, he begged me to keep one of them company. I hadn't even been talking to this new girl for more than 2 minutes when the girl that has been doing shakara popped up from nowhere and sat on my lap, and started feeding me barbecue like she was my wife. grin grin

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Greenback: 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2020
DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

Shut up jare,spoil sport......School principal,sense if humor,babu grin
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by oluwasegun007(m): 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2020
You'll regret not using your airtime by the time you dont get food to eat in the bedroom Tonight.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by kiddkash(m): 10:59pm On Nov 21, 2020
XINOIX:
correct guy I go try am and see
u wan sleep for outside eh?
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by aBrokeRichDude: 10:59pm On Nov 21, 2020
Hmmm.. this country is becoming depressing

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by banmee(m): 10:59pm On Nov 21, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

Na wa O

I swear. I never see pesin wey im teeth white like here own. I just like to de tease am about it.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Achor1111(m): 10:59pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.
Wisdom will not kill you

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by richie240: 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.
Walahi, d original poster of ds clip nor well atall-atall!
Its confirmed!
grin grin grin


He/she's correct tho! grin

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by iLegendd(m): 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2020
Hahahahaha.

Short and sweet post.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Jaqenhghar: 11:03pm On Nov 21, 2020
banmee:


I swear. I never see pesin wey im teeth with like here own. I just like to de tease am about it.
So if she dey vex for the crowd and she no gree smile nko? grin

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Jaqenhghar: 11:05pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.
Then when she appears you start explaining that you were looking for for her that's why you were talking to someone else abi.

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