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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by banmee(m): 11:05pm On Nov 21, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

So if she dey vex for the crowd and she no gree smile nko? grin

That is a logical question. Then i guess we go shut the city down till i find am. wink

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by IJOBA2: 11:06pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.
NA IF YOU GET MONEY BE THAT O
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by ashawoKGB: 11:06pm On Nov 21, 2020
sapphiere:
Lame. Get a life whoever you are. No woman of this century would do that. We are wiser now.

I wonder o.
They said women , bro
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Jaqenhghar: 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2020
banmee:


That is a logical question. Then i guess we go shut the city down till i find am. wink
Hehehe Or you can grab the mic and tell a joke. How is the ankle

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by BadBradley: 11:17pm On Nov 21, 2020
DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10
no be by force to comment.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DragonFire442: 11:17pm On Nov 21, 2020
Greenback:


Shut up jare,spoil sport......School principal,sense if humor,babu grin

No problem shut up too cheesy
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Danny50: 11:18pm On Nov 21, 2020
As calabar boy wey i be... Story for the gods.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DragonFire442: 11:18pm On Nov 21, 2020
BadBradley:
no be by force to comment.

Thank you

No be by force to quote me and reply me
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by banmee(m): 11:20pm On Nov 21, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

Hehehe Or you can grab the mic and tell a joke. How is the ankle

Loooooool very funny. This ankle swell no wan leave me oooo. I guy it's a stark reminder that bros don de old. I gotta stop feeling funky and thinking that i'm invisible.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DragonFire442: 11:20pm On Nov 21, 2020
DarkJeddi:
Seems you don't know women.. shocked

It seems you are talking from experience and you know a lot about them by now
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Chinemeremjosh0(m): 11:22pm On Nov 21, 2020
This is what they called don't try it at home, school, at anywhere to avoid story that touches the foot
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by cooltola(m): 11:22pm On Nov 21, 2020
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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DaInferno(m): 11:22pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit...... good thinking bruh, you deserve puskas award grin


Credit

Anambra state police command.
good thinking bruh; you deserve puskas awardgrin

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by hinere(m): 11:27pm On Nov 21, 2020
Husband locate Wife. Wife locate husband. The bottom line is there should true love between husband and wife because I don't like what I'm seeing these days.
How can a wife be telling her husband "Shut Up...C'mon hold your lips"
And the husband will quickly hold his lips like a nursery school child. Men need to take charge and be the Man in the home I must say.
Men should start thinking of multiplying their income. Men should think Investments..Yes...Investment especially genuine investments.
Men need to think Agricultural Investment (Agrovest) and Real Estate Investment Investments.
Saving your money in the Bank will not add to it instead the Bank will deduct from it in form of charges.
But when you invest in either Agriculture or Real Estate, you get about 45-55% ROI (Profits) in months. Genuine investments is the way.
Agriculture is the future. Invest in Agriculture.
Real Estate is the Way. Invest in Real Estate.
Think Wisely.
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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by CYFANN: 11:50pm On Nov 21, 2020
DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

The op said "your wife" and not a baby mama or one hoe that has children for you.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by faithfull18(f): 12:06am On Nov 22, 2020
DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Burgerlomo: 12:44am On Nov 22, 2020
You better don't try that with a hot tempered wife who will break bottle on yah head from behind. grin
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Yhennyclassy: 12:51am On Nov 22, 2020
grin
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Kendz(m): 1:05am On Nov 22, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Good morning bro [color=#006600][/color]
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by UCMax1: 1:07am On Nov 22, 2020
jaydeevaa:
same way to locate a husband....
For married women,not single and ready to snatch ladies please
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by OyinO: 1:41am On Nov 22, 2020
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.

haaaahaaaahaa!!! Cracked me Up. Truest post.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by koolaid87: 1:57am On Nov 22, 2020
Dexpro:
Like seriously?

What of those blessed with a short fused wife

If you've got genuine need, visit my signature and get registered on the portal.


You don't have any reason being with a short fused wife. If she needs anger management issue, book her a class before marrying her. If she bath you with acid, it's a personal problem haha
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by bigiyaro(m): 1:58am On Nov 22, 2020
Warning, don't try this if your wife na abgero o...it will end in premium tears. This trick works only on responsible and homily wives.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by NobleDeSage001: 2:11am On Nov 22, 2020
May work on some wives.
Some may reciprocate with equal measure.
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by 15ssDRIVE(m): 2:29am On Nov 22, 2020
geolabious:
Not always true. Some ladies will just reciprocate and the rest will be history.


Dem say, Wife! Dem no say ,,,osho people !

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by lordswill03: 2:36am On Nov 22, 2020
Wisdom wisdom wisdom
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by prof2007: 3:33am On Nov 22, 2020
jaydeevaa:
same way to locate a husband....

...good one!
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Austineva(m): 4:10am On Nov 22, 2020
pozehnani:
Lol.... Let any man try that trash with me. He'll learn to load his phone next time.

Beautiful lady kor. What am I?
baby, always de calm down nah. Person no go play with una again?
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by sammirano: 5:01am On Nov 22, 2020
Its disgusting that many people here are saying trash about a woman overacting or doing drastic things. I will blame the men for that. A woman is like a dog, you need to train and culture her to the behaviour that suits you. But todays men dont even bother to do that anymore, their wives are now behaving like a pitbull without training. A real man should be able to communicate with his wife by mere body gesture.

What am I even saying sef. sad

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Dexpro: 5:01am On Nov 22, 2020
grin grin grin
koolaid87:



You don't have any reason being with a short fused wife. If she needs anger management issue, book her a class before marrying her. If she bath you with acid, it's a personal problem haha

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