This church poster spotted in Imo state has gone viral online for obvious reasons. The poster reads:

HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH Aka 'Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry' Presents

A 3 day open heaven & one thank you night for all the single sisters:

Titled: O Lord! End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives

PST. URCH ACHUGO (General Superintendent)

Bishop Kelechi Kelechukwu (HOST)

Wetin Musa No Go See Inside Iron Condem Cart

Bwahahaha. Physical SARS don end and na spiritual SARS remain

Just to see them you go begin suspect their authenticity.
Episode 5 of things that can only happen in Imo state

The lying con-artist pastors looking to cash out as usual using trendy terms. It is called aggressive marketing.

Smh

When one person believes in stupid nonsensical unproven claims it's called LUNACY.

When a group of people believe in stupid nonsensical unproven claims it's called RELIGION.

Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry

spiritual end sars

See what the absence of the Holy Spirit has reduced the church to.

Instead making efforts to get Him back, men are resorting to every means possible even the outright ridiculous to make up for His absence.

Really embarrassing.

God help us!

this people are just hustlers looking for money

This na guy men church o.
The pastor na guy man

Okoroawusa people dem

EndTime ministry.

Even Jesus will be surprise how people use his name to amass money...


Nonsense and Bulhari

Jesus said, ''It is finished!'

"Jesus never bleeped up ministry?"
nothing choir no go see for Saturday rehearsal
hahaha

A.k.a
Jesus never fuckup ministry
Hmmmm

Ok

Churches now should focus on preaching the Rapture of the Prepared Saints and imminent New World Order, Global socialism announced by U.N, Economic forums.
Unfortunately, many are lukewarm churches of the last days prophesied to be. AWAKE TO RIGHTEOUSNESS, HEAVENLY CONSCIOUSNESS.

Beware of materialism, covetousness.

Lol. Nigerians can be creative Sha..

I just weak

This guy has been consistent in his weird way of holding crusade

Who still go to to Pentecostal churches?

Clown pastors.

Hnmm

Lol...

Lol

Nigeria is a scam, nothing good can come out of this country

Very creative

...one thank you night for all the single sisters OR rather One Night Stand for all the single sisters!!! Radarada!