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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by TheGiftedOne(m): 11:42am On Nov 23, 2020
Gangstars in sheep clothing. By their utterances you'll identify them.

in one poster we have

Missionary

F**k

Sars

What nonsense!
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by JoshB92: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2020
I hope it's just cruise
Abi which one b hammers ministry again ..see the men of God face like comedians
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by olatunjithomas(m): 11:43am On Nov 23, 2020
Bacteriologist:
The lying con-artist pastors looking to cash out as usual using trendy terms. It is called aggressive marketing.

Smh

When one person believes in stupid nonsensical unproven claims it's called LUNACY.

When a group of people believe in stupid nonsensical unproven claims it's called RELIGION.
Pls don't tell me you didn't see the joke in the poster.
The poor Photoshop and all... Jesus never Bleep up ministry doesn't ring any bells too?
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Ayo2004: 11:51am On Nov 23, 2020
True or not,I am going to set up my own church in my house,give my tithe and offering to the poor people around,do good things and enjoy my life... Christianity in Nigeria is not Christianity
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by MrNipplesLover(m): 11:55am On Nov 23, 2020
see church name self: HAMMERS....

grin grin

una no go kill person.
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by wellmax(m): 11:59am On Nov 23, 2020
Fake pastors everywhere
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by adexeli(m): 11:59am On Nov 23, 2020
How come no one is thinking this could just be someone's attempt to just catch some fun... Even a con ministry can't be this extreme...
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by tamunobello: 11:59am On Nov 23, 2020
Man of God
lalasticlala:
This church poster spotted in Imo state has gone viral online for obvious reasons. The poster reads:

HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH Aka 'Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry' Presents

A 3 day open heaven & one thank you night for all the single sisters:

Titled: O Lord! End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives

PST. URCH ACHUGO (General Superintendent)

Bishop Kelechi Kelechukwu (HOST)
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Bighead5: 12:00pm On Nov 23, 2020
IGBO PASTOR. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by ofiko123(m): 12:03pm On Nov 23, 2020
This one Na ministry of tax collectors and wine bibbers..
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by ofiko123(m): 12:03pm On Nov 23, 2020
Bighead5:
IGBO PASTOR. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Fear them grin
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Kestolove(m): 12:08pm On Nov 23, 2020
Churches are business ventures, look at all d pastors, dey are igbos
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by stillmaticOG(m): 12:08pm On Nov 23, 2020
So many clowns posing as pastors these days.

Religion has been one of the worst things to have ever been introduced in Nigeria
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Bighead5: 12:17pm On Nov 23, 2020
ofiko123:
Fear them grin
Aswear. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by pacespot(m): 12:17pm On Nov 23, 2020
Some people see end-time church but I see creativity in passing their message across. This will definitely argur well with people in that area to attend the crusade.
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 23, 2020
Idiot
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Cantonese: 12:29pm On Nov 23, 2020
It is a fake poster. It may have been intended as a joke, but I think it is a joke taken too far.

People from Orogwe community in Imo state have stated that there is no such school there claimed as the venue neither is there any church as that.
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Nobody: 12:30pm On Nov 23, 2020
Many mentally unstable peeps on this planet.



Got me laughing though grin grin
Mind you,people will still troop in on the d-day.
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by demoBaba: 12:39pm On Nov 23, 2020
Ayo2004:
True or not,I am going to set up my own church in my house,give my tithe and offering to the poor people around,do good things and enjoy my life... Christianity in Nigeria is not Christianity
You got it bro.
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by 400billionman: 12:40pm On Nov 23, 2020
These pastors keep deceiving these ladies.

Nigerian ladies are not looking for husbands.

They are searching for job opportunities in form of relationships where money is the determinant factor.
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Burna440(m): 12:44pm On Nov 23, 2020
Pweetyccee:
Lol A.K.A Jesus never Bleep up ministry grin cheesy

Funny people

Which 1 be one thank u night for all d single sister cheesy
I think say na only me notice that “one thank you night” ���
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Soarr(m): 12:50pm On Nov 23, 2020
lalasticlala:
This church poster spotted in Imo state has gone viral online for obvious reasons. The poster reads:

HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH Aka 'Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry' Presents

A 3 day open heaven & one thank you night for all the single sisters:

Titled: O Lord! End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives

PST. URCH ACHUGO (General Superintendent)

Bishop Kelechi Kelechukwu (HOST)
pastor urch for Hushpuppi
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by IamPlato(m): 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2020
Monoplik:
Wetin Musa No Go See Inside Iron Condem Cart
look at everybody on that poster looking like hungry rats.


new money making technique
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Hassanmaye(m): 12:57pm On Nov 23, 2020
jesusjnr2020:
See what the absence of the Holy Spirit has reduced the church to.

Instead making efforts to get Him back, men are resorting to every means possible even the outright ridiculous to make up for His absence.

Really embarrassing.

God help us!
H ah h men of guard
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Hassanmaye(m): 12:58pm On Nov 23, 2020
Lucrative business
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Emyogalanya: 12:59pm On Nov 23, 2020
Michaeltreasure:
Jesus said, ''It is finished!'
and bowing down his head he gave up on nigeria
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Emyogalanya: 1:01pm On Nov 23, 2020
jesusjnr2020:
See what the absence of the Holy Spirit has reduced the church to.

Instead making efforts to get Him back, men are resorting to every means possible even the outright ridiculous to make up for His absence.
Really embarrassing.
God help us!
and your name contradicts your post
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Ezedavo12(m): 1:31pm On Nov 23, 2020
not surprised by their names we shall know them hammers baba wan hammer
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Nobody: 1:42pm On Nov 23, 2020
Brandonx:
But this isn't real na undecided
Anyone can draft anything on photoshop and add one caption to it.
Peddlers of Fake news!
God bless you.
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