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How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 6:39pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Thanks for reading. Today I'll be revealing my real physical features that makes every woman drool over me. Below are some of the features I possess -Tall & fair -Six packs & muscles -Handsome with pink socculent & soft lips -Dick: Hulk size -S** duration: 4hrs -Level of wealth: Filthy rich with 3 Benzes, 2 G wagon,4 Ferraris & 3 rolls royces. Landed properties at banana island & UK. 2 private jets & 6 invesments -Am so loving & caring -Give my lady breakfast in bed -Net worth: €80 Billion -Give my girlfriend €1 million monthly, €50,000 weekly -Am hardworking & intelligent -Boss of 3 companies -Philantropist and lover of kids -Hate alcohol -Never smoked before -Holder of 2 masters degree -Love being around people -Good at kungfu, shaolin & taekwondo -Have no babymama & ex -Can speak 15 languages -Good at mathematics. Infact am Einstien the II -Quiet and funny -Never boring -Treat ladies like precious gems -Never laid my hands on any lady -100% Virgin what else is missing? Am indeed every ladies dream aint I |
Re: How Perfect Am I? by WoundedLamb: 7:10pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
So what will now make the relationship exciting? 1 Like |
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Organsmuggler(f): 8:57pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
rawbish!
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Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 11:08am On Nov 27, 2020 |
Organsmuggler:Hater!!! |
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 11:10am On Nov 27, 2020 |
WoundedLamb:You getting out of my life |
Re: How Perfect Am I? by WoundedLamb: 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2020 |
Jasonharvey: Sorry. |
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Jasonharvey: Imaginary |
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 9:39am On Nov 29, 2020 |
mename:Hater!!!...Start hittin' the gym and avoid weed |
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