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Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 2:04pm On Nov 25, 2020
The journey of a man begins when he's able to become an observer and not the observed.

I call them GODS cause they have gone beyond the conventional, pushing through limitations imposed by our biological brain.

This wondrous plant evolved with us, and has been used for over 2000 years by our ancestors. It has led to the spiritual and physical awakening of the human species, allowing us to breakthrough technology and science.

My best of works as a writer came when stoned. At that state, I'm like an omnipresent, stealing ideas and concepts as if they were my own.

Not forgotten, my greatest orgasm came when I was stoned. I often feel the energy surge through my spine, as if convulsing, I will redirect the energy to my desires and wants.

My wealth came because I was strong and powerful enough to utilize my chore - my energy. We all have this energy, but we don't really know how to channel these energies to materialize our desires.

Ignorance!

Every wisdom, every knowledge, I have acquired in that state of consciousness. They have been applied to real conditions and the result was astounding.

When I'm stoned, I can move beyond this 3d plane, and walk among the gods who came before me.

We often have issues answering "who am I?"

When you unlock your brain through this wondrous plant, you become known and one with who you are.

How wonderful!

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Jashub: 2:13pm On Nov 25, 2020
These are the ramblings of a marijuana addict. undecided

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Darkerberry: 8:07am On Dec 10, 2020
You needed to write this post, cos marijuana has never ever done you wrong...
How would you like to smoke with me bro grin wink

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 8:12am On Dec 10, 2020
Darkerberry:
You needed to write this post, cos marijuana has never ever done you wrong...
How would you like to smoke with me someday bro grin wink

Damn bro, it's been long I smoked with someone, covid and shit. If you're in Umuahia, it's possible smiley

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Darkerberry: 10:47am On Dec 10, 2020
GodWrites:


Damn bro, it's been long I smoked with someone, covid and shit. If you're in Umuahia, it's possible smiley

Hahaha.. guess we could only smoke together virtually cos last time I was in umuaiah was in 2013.
Stay high and productive bro.

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 10:49am On Dec 10, 2020
Darkerberry:


Hahaha.. guess we could only smoke together virtually cos last time I was in umuaiah was in 2013.
Stay high and productive bro.

Sure boss. I prefer to smoke in the evening, just relax and watch some movies. Nothing is more enjoyable than watching a movie when stoned lol. It's paradise. Stay safe bro.

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Godada(m): 10:59am On Dec 10, 2020
angry
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 11:29am On Dec 10, 2020
Real stoners don't eat unless the lung inhales that pot

stoner4life

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Darkerberry: 1:54pm On Dec 12, 2020
GodWrites:


Sure boss. I prefer to smoke in the evening, just relax and watch some movies. Nothing is more enjoyable than watching a movie when stoned lol. It's paradise. Stay safe bro.

Anything one likes to do is more enjoyable after being stoned.
Have a STONEing weekend boss.

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by milann: 2:08pm On Dec 12, 2020
Weed is life

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Psych412(f): 2:19pm On Dec 12, 2020
Ganja life

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 2:26pm On Dec 12, 2020
Darkerberry:


Anything one likes to do is more enjoyable after being stoned.
Have a STONEing weekend boss.

You met me at the right time. Weekend blazing..

Manage this half stick

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by FearGod199(m): 4:56pm On Dec 12, 2020
During my depression period only God and weed I look up to..

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by winnersilver22: 5:00pm On Dec 12, 2020
you guys are not scared of lungs cancer.........stupid weed, who he help
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Openbusiness: 5:17pm On Dec 12, 2020
Keep stoning or smoking till your lungs turn to stone or burnt meat, he no consign me lipsrsealed

Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Dreyton36: 6:31pm On Dec 12, 2020
When you smoke you don't get high, you get medicated

God bless every stoner out there

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by thaoriginator: 7:05pm On Dec 12, 2020
GodWrites:
The journey of a man begins when he's able to become an observer and not the observed.

I call them GODS cause they have gone beyond the conventional, pushing through limitations imposed by our biological brain.

This wondrous plant evolved with us, and has been used for over 2000 years by our ancestors. It has led to the spiritual and physical awakening of the human species, allowing us to breakthrough technology and science.

My best of works as a writer came when stoned. At that state, I'm like an omnipresent, stealing ideas and concepts as if they were my own.

Not forgotten, my greatest orgasm came when I was stoned. I often feel the energy surge through my spine, as if convulsing, I will redirect the energy to my desires and wants.

My wealth came because I was strong and powerful enough to utilize my chore - my energy. We all have this energy, but we don't really know how to channel these energies to materialize our desires.

Ignorance!

Every wisdom, every knowledge, I have acquired in that state of consciousness. They have been applied to real conditions and the result was astounding.

When I'm stoned, I can move beyond this 3d plane, and walk among the gods who came before me.

We often have issues answering "who am I?"

When you unlock your brain through this wondrous plant, you become known and one with who you are.

How wonderful!
Sometimes the things you need in life maybe difficult not all the time it's going to be easy, that's why I just, smoke the marijuana and get highhh...


Stay above the wickeds and flyyy...

I'm feeling so very good about myself, Babylon ain't feeling too good that's they problem.. Me smoke the marijuana and get....

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by winnersilver22: 10:45pm On Dec 12, 2020
the more u smoke .......THE MORE YOU ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG........QUITE WEED NOW, AND STAY FRESH
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Darkerberry: 9:32am On Dec 14, 2020
GodWrites:


You met me at the right time. Weekend blazing..

Manage this half stick

Thanks brotha.. got some big smile for you too.
Dunno how I made that filter tho smiley smiley smiley

Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 9:56am On Dec 14, 2020
Darkerberry:


Thanks brotha.. got some big smile for you too.
Dunno how I made that filter tho smiley smiley smiley

Wow.. Looks sleek. I don't even know how to do filter. I just roll it like that lol cheesy

My supply just finished, and I want to stay two weeks before ordering.

Lemme call it a tolerance break.

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Darkerberry: 11:10am On Dec 14, 2020
GodWrites:


Wow.. Looks sleek. I don't even know how to do filter. I just roll it like that lol cheesy

My supply just finished, and I want to stay two weeks before ordering.

Lemme call it a tolerance break.

Lol..blunt na blunt anyway u roll ham bro.
And such tolerance break is always needed after sometime on the highland.
Stay safe bro.
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 11:16am On Dec 14, 2020
Darkerberry:


Lol..blunt na blunt anyway u roll ham bro.
And such tolerance break is always needed after sometime on the highland bro.
Stay sharp and safe bro.

You too boss

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by apatheticme(f): 12:03am On Dec 24, 2020
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 4:14am On Dec 24, 2020
Weed is great. I don't do much alcohol (rarely) but weed? I love it!
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 4:27am On Dec 24, 2020
Weed is my best friend.
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 6:31am On Dec 24, 2020
'When I'm fvcked up; that's the real me'

If I start listing out the wondrous things I have executed perfectly cuz of weed, I go type tire. I become an absolute super human when I'm faded
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 8:41am On Dec 24, 2020
see them smh
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Rafoski: 8:48am On Dec 26, 2020
winnersilver22:
the more u smoke .......THE MORE YOU ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG........QUITE WEED NOW, AND STAY FRESH
You can't even spell, idiot!

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 9:06am On Dec 26, 2020
GodWrites:
The journey of a man begins when he's able to become an observer and not the observed.

I call them GODS cause they have gone beyond the conventional, pushing through limitations imposed by our biological brain.

This wondrous plant evolved with us, and has been used for over 2000 years by our ancestors. It has led to the spiritual and physical awakening of the human species, allowing us to breakthrough technology and science.

My best of works as a writer came when stoned. At that state, I'm like an omnipresent, stealing ideas and concepts as if they were my own.

Not forgotten, my greatest orgasm came when I was stoned. I often feel the energy surge through my spine, as if convulsing, I will redirect the energy to my desires and wants.

My wealth came because I was strong and powerful enough to utilize my chore - my energy. We all have this energy, but we don't really know how to channel these energies to materialize our desires.

Ignorance!

Every wisdom, every knowledge, I have acquired in that state of consciousness. They have been applied to real conditions and the result was astounding.

When I'm stoned, I can move beyond this 3d plane, and walk among the gods who came before me.

We often have issues answering "who am I?"

When you unlock your brain through this wondrous plant, you become known and one with who you are.

How wonderful!

Smoked weed for 5 years almost everyday, like 10 I won't lie it leaves one less motivated ,I've stopped smoking weed and I'm far more productive. Take am easy it messes with your mood

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by GodWrites: 9:58am On Dec 26, 2020
pcguru1:


Smoked weed for 5 years almost everyday, like 10 I won't lie it leaves one less motivated ,I've stopped smoking weed and I'm far more productive. Take am easy it messes with your mood

I'm a millionaire today all thanks to weed. Quit smoking Nigerian weed, it's grass.

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Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 11:50am On Dec 26, 2020
GodWrites:


I'm a millionaire today all thanks to weed. Quit smoking Nigerian weed, it's grass.

grin I concur actually the foreign ones are usually better but costly , but I don quit sha but if you counting your bread because of it, hey ride on. Get the bag
Re: Don't Talk To Me If You've Never Smoked Weed by Nobody: 11:52am On Dec 26, 2020
pcguru1:


grin I concur actually the foreign ones are usually better but costly , but I don quit sha but if you counting your bread because of it, hey ride on. Get the bag
Merry Christmas sir

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