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For some years now, I hardly believe in Diabolical entities, but my recent encounter has changed my narrative

Recently, I moved from Warri to Ughelli north because I am trying to expand my business into palm oil manufacturing. Aghara otor is a nice village I must confess, although there have not been light for close to 2 years now, but they are lovely people.


Where am living, I have been having this bad feeling about one of my neighbors wife. She doesn't go to church, she doesn't pray and she applies weird makeup . Whenever she going to bath , she will tie short towel and call me out for a brief talk before going to the bathroom and she keeps on talking, opening and closing the bathroom door not minding am looking. although I have masturbated while staring at her ass as she was taking water from the well sha, but still the temptations is too much.

Yesterday night, she bought a diabolic looking banana, wearing a mini light skirt and came to our kitchen where I was cooking and started eating the banana looking and smiling at me. I couldn't take it sha so, I quickly resisted the devil, rushed into my room and jerked off to regain my senses .

Please nairalanders, I seriously need advice on what to do in other to conquer both this evil lady and her banana next time. My vaseline is almost finished

How can I avoid this Ass ?

What an utterly useless post. May your phone fall into a well.

Buy her a long towel nah....

Badbunny:
What an utterly useless post. May your phone fall into a well.

I am serious and depressed

Please learn to be beneficial to the world

illicit:
Buy her a long towel nah....

I love what am seeing but, i don't want to fall victim of it, until ember month and january is over

Continue to masturbate

since she is married pls flee, dat na trap set 4 u by she n her husband

dollytino4real:
since she is married pls flee, dat na trap set 4 u by she n her husband

But, every guy has fuc.ked a girl and every girl is or will later become someones wife.

But this particular ass came at the wrong time. How can I resist it

Scientists:
But, every guy has fuc.ked a girl and every girl is or will later become someones wife.

But this particular ass came at the wrong time. How can I resist it

she is married

dollytino4real:
she is married

Do you know how many married Olosho guys fuc.k at brothels everyday ?

Scientists:
Do you know how many married Olosho guys fuc.k at brothels everyday ?

ok na u sabi

Scientist you be area sef.
Na wa.
Why you nor stay main ughelli.
Na proper village you dey stay

dollytino4real:
she is married

Marriage scares me a lot these days.
Jezebel nor do reach women of this generation.
Feminism is a bad movement

Emu4u2c:
Marriage scares me a lot these days. Jezebel nor do reach women of this generation. Feminism is a bad movement

my guy u run abi

Emu4u2c:
Scientist you be area sef.
Na wa.
Why you nor stay main ughelli.
Na proper village you dey stay

house rent go cheap there compare to main ughelli

Picture of the ass, or we no believe your story

Badbunny:
What an utterly useless post. May your phone fall into a well.

Amen x 7

Emu4u2c:
Scientist you be area sef.
Na wa.
Why you nor stay main ughelli.
Na proper village you dey stay

We are Developers. We discover villages, invest into it and then start cashing out. Main Ughelli is developed already

lmao. this guy is actually bonkers

dollytino4real:
house rent go cheap there compare to main ughelli

Are you in Ughelli?

what are we supposed to do now?

Instagram accounts dey.With 3k and 2k followers.
Facebook of 8 years too dey o.

PopSmoke:
what are we supposed to do now?

Advice me

Scientists:
Are you in Ughelli?

no! am talking to the person I quote

dollytino4real:
no! am talking to the person I quote

Okay

Scientists:
Okay

thanks

dollytino4real:
thanks

Don't thank me yet. I wanted to ask you out for sex if you were in Ughelli

Scientists:
Don't thank me yet. I wanted to ask you out for sex if you were in Ughelli

i 've tod u am not in ughelli, the one in ur house go finish dat one first

dollytino4real:
ok na u sabi

Lol... you dey follow mumu argue

omojesu202:
Lol... you dey follow mumu argue

Why do people hardly believe me, especially when I am Depressed ?