7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig - Jokes Etc (4)

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by golddare: 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2020

streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

You better bone straight away.

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nmezor(f): 6:30pm On Dec 22, 2020

Lolz, OP u be clown oo

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 6:54pm On Dec 22, 2020

Honestly I don't know what is in that wig
I never see how im special pass others oh undecided

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Estellie: 7:01pm On Dec 22, 2020

Biko someone should post a pic of this bone straight. I don't even know what it looks like.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by emmanuelpopson(m): 7:03pm On Dec 22, 2020

mammy water fashion abi

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Filly3(f): 9:12pm On Dec 22, 2020

Not for bone straight but to off set some heavy debts, please any idea of where I can sell my eggs? �

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Herbephe1(m): 9:35pm On Dec 22, 2020

streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

You forgot to mention their pants,yahoo guys are still on look out

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by stieyven(m): 10:49pm On Dec 22, 2020

streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

Great use of sarcasm but trifling with heaven and it's glory is where you misfires.
Do not take the name of the Lord in vain nor His abode.The Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain. EXODUS 20 :7
The power of life and death are in the tongue and those who love it will eat its fruits. Proverbs 18 :21

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by phenzy(m): 11:54pm On Dec 22, 2020

Akwaibom1stlady:
Waste of MB

Meanwhile, I have a US HP folio 1040 G2 (fingerprint 8gig 256SSD) laptop for sale... Check my signature and page

How much

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by osazsky(m): 12:46am On Dec 23, 2020

If we sell Nigeria how many bone straight can the shit hole buy less than 1000 pieces

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 1:30am On Dec 23, 2020

The hair is not even fine

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Danielmegg(m): 2:44am On Dec 23, 2020

dis guy no get joy atall

Bahd Guy cheesy

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Lenient001: 6:06am On Dec 23, 2020

Even the name no match its appearance. Girls with the calamities

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by yetty247(f): 6:20am On Dec 23, 2020

what's straight bone?

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by yassinattah(m): 7:20am On Dec 23, 2020

Estellie:
Biko someone should post a pic of this bone straight. I don't even know what it looks like.

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Clinghton: 8:45am On Dec 23, 2020

Pls, can someone explain to me the meaning of bone straight hair.

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by olash: 10:48am On Dec 23, 2020

You get bad mouth but I love this. grin

streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Akwaibom1stlady(f): 11:22am On Dec 23, 2020

phenzy:
How much

190k

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