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Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by chiomaeva: 1:57am On Aug 09, 2013
This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. - Hon Patrick

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by OfficerNaughty(m): 2:09am On Aug 09, 2013
Lol. His brain looks like a crinkum crankum grin

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by MizCiNdYpWaY: 2:12am On Aug 09, 2013
Kakistocrascyhmmm
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by xcllaxix(m): 2:06pm On Aug 10, 2013
Ok...my turn..I cannot categorically comprehend these hibbie-jibbies..

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by babanne(m): 10:27pm On Aug 10, 2013
Unwholesome gibberish spattered within supposed african inteligenstia.

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by UyiIredia(m): 10:35pm On Aug 10, 2013
One day we will have our Planck's, Oppenheimeir's, Nash's, Buckminster and Tesla's minus some disorders.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by xcllaxix(m): 12:08am On Aug 14, 2013
Amen!!

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by obainojazz(m): 12:48pm On Aug 14, 2013
i can't even comprehend what this homo sapiens is trying to vocalize to us...it all sounds like giberrish....well....his anglaise makes me bewildered...flagabasted...astonished...smh
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Detonatorrex(m): 2:36pm On Aug 15, 2013
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Maximus85(m): 11:50pm On Sep 13, 2013
The gbegephistic nature of the Nigerian educationship systematic is in a state of jawadice. And the solution is the studentistical and lecturalistic consentration of interests.

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by caesardgreat1(m): 6:41pm On Oct 13, 2013
Bro patrik, what away by dis ASUU 2 miwiankali beway d life of Nigerian students, and honestly, it is an odoriferous saga!!! Cus igiagaly I can't decode.

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by delepaul(m): 7:02pm On Oct 13, 2013
the unfortunate thing is dt d pple he's trying to talk to doesn't understand anything he's telling dm. The guy is a well disguised muntulla of d highest order

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by JECBOSS: 3:29pm On Nov 27, 2013
OK
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by mamagee3(f): 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2013
He is speaking in Crinkum Crankum

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by adexsimply(m): 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2013
always repeating the same thing grin grin

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by clnzo: 3:31pm On Nov 27, 2013
He is high on weed!!!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Nobody: 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
Uncle yi ya weryrey gan. Walahi,won ya W gan

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by AGgal(f): 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
Communication has not taken place

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by cutebobo(m): 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
Stupid man, shey na u english go solve the issue.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by SenatorM(m): 3:33pm On Nov 27, 2013
UR FADA "DEJAVU"

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by GeneralShepherd(m): 3:34pm On Nov 27, 2013
I wanted to yab the man but see what google yield when I searched kakistocracy

Noun
kakistocracy (plural kakistocracies)
1. Government under the control of a nation's worst or least-
qualified citizens.
1894, James Russell Lowell, Letters of James Russell
Lowell - To Joel Benton [1876], p.159:
Is ours a "government of the people, by the people, for
the people," or a kakistocracy rather, for the benefit of
knaves at the cost of fools?


en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/kakistocracy

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Briel33: 3:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
Shon. Patrick with vocabs IT IS A PETTIABLE DISMALPIZMA, IT IS REGRETTABLY LUCRUVIOUS dat ASUU has not call off da strike hahahahahhaha patrick tins on my mind

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by esbjaygmailco(m): 3:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
this guy must be a kegite when he was in university, speaking in kegites language (HLL).

i hail nija

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by olorunthobby(f): 3:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
what a peregrinated dis-spartuancholic eewcrescence incarnation of an exemph abnegation rusurgiment candour are yu vocabulating?? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by juman(m): 3:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry

It means why nah ASUU. grin

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by rioemmanuel(m): 3:36pm On Nov 27, 2013
lol.......I Respect Dis Man.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by dryakson(m): 3:36pm On Nov 27, 2013
meaningsMIASMA=vapor from
decayingorganic matter.hemorrha
ging=discharge of
bloodPLUTOCRACY=1. the rule or
powerof wealth or of the wealthy2.
government or state in whichthe
wealthy class rules3. class or
group ruling, orexercising power or
influence,byvirtue of its
wealthCASCADING=1. waterfall2.
anything falling like a waterfall-
verb (used without object)3. to fall
in a cascademalodorous=smelling
badMOBOCRACY=1. political
controlby a mob2. the mob as a
ruling classTERMAGNANT=1.
violent,turbulent, orbrawling
woman2. mythical deity
popularlybelieved in the Middle
Ages to beworshiped by the
Muslims andintroduced into the
morality playas a violent,
overbearingpersonage in long
robes- adjective3. violent;
turbulent; brawling;shrewi
shOSSIFYING=to convert into
boneKAKISTOCRACY=government
bythe worst persons; a form
ofgovernment inwhich the
worstpersons are in
powerCRINKUM CRANKUM=(nt
indictionary abeg )if u can help
witdatLOGOMANIA=pathologically
excessive(and often incoherent)talk
ingALL MEANINGS/
DEFINATIONSFROM
www.dictionary.com

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Pacesetter2: 3:36pm On Nov 27, 2013
Is he soliloquizing or communicating?
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Nobody: 3:37pm On Nov 27, 2013
Lol This man n his grammer again
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Nobody: 3:37pm On Nov 27, 2013
I understand English, Yoruba even a little Igbo, but this Crinkum Crankum beats me. The language is too hard joor...

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by map96(m): 3:37pm On Nov 27, 2013
In summary all wat he said is dat... Ebi n pa mi:p

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