This morning around 3am my wife and I were having sex and the kids were fast asleep , I couldn’t bother to locked the door because I knew they were fast asleep and none of them would wake up , as we continue I was in the mood about to cum when my son of two years walked into the room shouting for his mummy I was still on the top of her and doing it slowly because I was about to cum without my son noticing , it was dark too.

I whispered to my wife to not say anything we will keep quiet until he leave but while I was still riding his mother in silence , he climbed to our bed and started crying mummy where are you, at this point I had to allow him to go to his mum , I was so angry and locked myself to the bathroom and mastrubate until i cum. This is not the first time he has been doing this .
I came out of the bathroom and he was asking me so many questions which I ignored him and slept. I left for work without playing with him like we do every day.
I am beginning to hate him because he is trying to separate my wife and I . Anytime we are busy he is also interfering and our two daughters of eight and four are never like him , I do allow them to have their mum attention during the day all day unless they are at school and why can’t he allow me to enjoy my wife at night . I feel like my son want to take over my wife and I hate him. What do I do to stop him for interfering between my wife and I ?

Kyrian has gone mad again

He will soon grow up. .lol. . Abi make u do DNA. . Ur s0n should n0t be depriving u of ur wife. .laughing {just kidding} . . He go s00n gr0w. .manage am. .endure till then

Lol. Your two years old son wants to take over your wife? like Oedipal complex?

Op, you forgot the story you told me already?



This is karma.


What you sowed, you are reaping.

*'runs out of thread*

Hahahahaha
Wahala be like COVID 19 case updates,
before you know it your state don enter for the list

Send him to boarding school

OP, hatred will not solve anything..do d following
1. Lock your door

2. Lock his own door

3. Start training him not to near ur room unless with permission

4. Use the cane&shouts to drive d point if necessary

5. Be patient, ur efforts will yield results

How old are you Sir?

How can you say you hate an innocent toddler who hardly knows what he's doing because of sex?? For goodness sakes, hes just two!!! Get a hold on yourself and stop to think about what you just said.

For all you know, you could be depriving him of his mother because he's still very young hence needs her more than you and he has every right to dislike you but guess what... He didn't dislike you. That was why he still came to chat you at dawn but you chose to snub him. Aren't you being childish and despicable?

The worst you can do is lock him out! Not hate him. Damn!

When I thought I've read the most hilarious

This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

Your wife must be sweet o...so u still dey chop ur wife after 3 kids...most men na away match then come home and sleep off

Maybe your wife screams and moan too loud.

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating.
It happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his might.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

EmekaBlue:
Your wife must be sweet o...so u still dey chop ur wife after 3 kids...most men na away match then come home and sleep off

Hahahahahaha the man na raw-get pilot nah

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating.
It happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his might.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

Madman Don come back. No one does it better

Werey full this thread sha.. lol

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating.
It happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

Hahahahahaha

As in, this was a huge comic relief!

Chai!

CheedyJ:
Werey full this thread sha.. lol

Seriously

Next time do short time and cum faster

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

Baddest !

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

Bros you ehn

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

nkogheri

He is two years old. He is not doing it to annoy you. I can't believe you even decided to punish him in the morning and used the word hate to describe the feelings for your child of two. SMH

With this sulking, am wondering who is the child between the OP and the 2 year old!

Mindlog:
With this sulking, am wondering who is the child between the OP and the 2 year old!

Seriously.

This topic is somehow
Hating your only son because of sex? You’re definitely joking.

very funny thread.
no hate my guy abeg, naim time to shine!!

Hahahahaha. Laugh wan kill me here o! See this one? You hate your son cos his disturbs your sex with madam!

I have 4 sons. They all did that to me. The last one still does till today. Even the 1st one who is 10 years old is over protective of his mum till today.

I cant have privacy with his mum without him sneaking in. Even to discuss privately na wahala. My wife is a screamer, I just cant help it the gbola too good.

Boys do that a lot. They always protect their mum. Even if I have the door locked, they will knock and demand for one thing or the other even at mid night.

Though, a little cool now from the older ones but the last born is damn not giving up.

Do your thing in the morning or weekends when they have all gone out to play. Or send them to neighbors house. Thats how I do mine this days.