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Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82(op): 1:57pm On Jan 15, 2021
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up
on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof
for lizards to take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands
instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted
buildings or under d bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses
with sands.
11.- if u never wrote your name on a
paper and
insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if u didn't close the fridge door really slowly
and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting
your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under
mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking
leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i
didn't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw
dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living
standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and
laugh it off. ***%
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by InfernoNig: 2:01pm On Jan 15, 2021
I swear with my left testis, Never did 14 & 16
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Freestainworld(m): 2:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
That sandalili sandalili, never knew the real word till now, childhood was more than fun
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
Freestainworld:
That sandalili sandalili, never knew the real word till now, childhood was more than fun
Don't mind him. How can sandalilili sandalili be standard living? Sing it with standard living as see if it will enter.
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Degrezhaa: 9:53pm On Jan 17, 2021
OcVoice:
Don't mind him. How can sandalilili sandalili be standard living? Sing it with standard living as see if it will enter.
You are areal niggour... E no fit enter at all grin
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82(op): 11:59pm On Jan 18, 2021
OcVoice:
Don't mind him. How can sandalilili sandalili be standard living? Sing it with standard living as see if it will enter.
Lol, anyway standard living is the correct spelling
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82(op): 12:01am On Jan 19, 2021
Freestainworld:
That sandalili sandalili, never knew the real word till now, childhood was more than fun
You are not alone in this, many old cargoes doesn't know it too
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82(op): 12:02am On Jan 19, 2021
InfernoNig:
I swear with my left testis, Never did 14 & 16
Atleast you have some fun with the rest
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