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Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 1:57pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2.- if u didn't play rubber band. 3.- if u neva bath in the d rain. 4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1 5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed. 6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones. 7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school. 8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d bed with friends. 9.- if u have never flew a kite. 10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands. 11.- if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. 12.- if u didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off. 13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter. 14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night. 15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car. 16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while walking on the street. 17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire. 18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. ........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!.... Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw either until i grew up. ....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles... ***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laugh it off. ***% 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by InfernoNig: 2:01pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I swear with my left testis, Never did 14 & 16 2 Likes |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Freestainworld(m): 2:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
That sandalili sandalili, never knew the real word till now, childhood was more than fun 1 Like |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Freestainworld: Don't mind him. How can sandalilili sandalili be standard living? Sing it with standard living as see if it will enter. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Degrezhaa: 9:53pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
OcVoice:You are areal niggour... E no fit enter at all |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 11:59pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
OcVoice: Lol, anyway standard living is the correct spelling |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 12:01am On Jan 19, 2021 |
Freestainworld:You are not alone in this, many old cargoes doesn't know it too |
Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 12:02am On Jan 19, 2021 |
InfernoNig:Atleast you have some fun with the rest |
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