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Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2021
Downey:
I don't like to comments on the things about Church... Especially bad comments.
Good girl keep it up smiley
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Lewisdinho(m): 6:52pm On Jan 16, 2021
I admire you for this
Downey:
I don't like to comments on the things about Church... Especially bad comments.
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by femi4: 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2021
Patrioticman007:
You mean most of these pastorspreneurs are e bows from the yeasts.
What of the picture below ?.
His foolishness is greater than your wisdom
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 7:02pm On Jan 16, 2021
Franking:
Stupid thing. What's the difference between them and Oyakhilome, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, TB Joshua, Adeboye, Adefarasin, etc? Just packaging. And u open ur gutter mouth to spew thrash.
East kee u there.
He said the truth
Why pained?
Have u seen those pastors you mentioned make such stupid banners?
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by desthan(m): 7:03pm On Jan 16, 2021
In our present world, and within the context of our exceptional Nigerian situation, where there are all manner of senseless and spiritually meaningless themes of churches conferences, its is heartwarming for me to find a man after God's heart who did not make money, materialism mesmerism or the killing of perceived enemies etc, the focus of the Church's message/theme/conference. The integrity of the tags and the themes of church meetings in recent time have actually gone from bad to worse.

We now see and hear of crazy Church names or programs like ''Locust Army Church'', ''Run for your life chapel'', ''Go tell ahab that Elijah is in Town conference'', ''Suya Night-Operation roast your enemies like suya'', ''Night of Vengeance''. . . . . . through the use of Mirrors & pepper, Broom (like member & leaders of Action Congress party in a political rally), Cane, Feet washing, Blood of Sprinkling, the Life of God in the bottle, Salt licking. . . . . etc'' all in the name of dealing ruthlessly with some perceived enemies.

Most of such events depict nothing but abysmal ignorance, dangerous desperation, public display of greed driven Creed and strong determination to manipulate and ruthlessly exploit gullible people.

The concept of ''A Spirit Filled Church'' was indeed originally the vision of God, who is the Father of all Spirits, and that of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Spirit filled founder and the leader of the true Church. ''And He said to them, ''It is not for you to know times or seasons which the Father has put in His own authority. But you shall receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and you shall be witness to Me in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the end of the earth.''

Therefore, any Church where there is no passionate commitment to becoming and remaining filled with the Holy Spirit is out of touch and out of tune with Heaven. Such a Church will soon become filled with some destructive scheme and the activities of some strange and contrary spirits. They might be occupied with some laudable activities, the might be claiming to be spiritually alive and materially rich, but from a divine perspective, they have fallen, they are dead, they are naked, poor and wretched
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Franking: 7:08pm On Jan 16, 2021
theMagnet:
He said the truth
Why pained?
Have u seen those pastors you mentioned make such stupid banners?
Pained ke? Whether it's Oyedepo or anyone else the christian religion is bastardized, doesn't matter who's bastardizing it. Nor that I care though. It's all scam. Say it as it is.
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 7:13pm On Jan 16, 2021
Franking:
Pained ke? Whether it's Oyedepo or anyone else the christian religion is bastardized, doesn't matter who's bastardizing it. Nor that I care though. It's all scam. Say it as it is.
Lol
All these because your hometown seems to dominate this category of stupidity?
If it was another Tribe you'll be laughing along
Mtcheeww
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Franking: 7:18pm On Jan 16, 2021
theMagnet:
Lol
All these because your hometown seems to dominate this category of stupidity?
If it was another Tribe you'll be laughing along
Mtcheeww
That's ur opinion and it's subjective until u can prove it.
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2021
femi4:
Most of them are from the East.... bastardizing spiritual things for monetary gain
All the Kumuyi,Oyebode,TB Joshua and Adeboye milking their F00lish Congregations,are they from the East? angry
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by mechanics(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2021
Hmmmm, funny.
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 7:31pm On Jan 16, 2021
theMagnet:
He said the truth
Why pained?
Have u seen those pastors you mentioned make such stupid banners?
No,they prefer to tell us how COVID 19 and 5G are government conspiracies,designed to stop you from attending Church and parting with your tithes and monies..
How SOPHISTICATED.. undecided
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Focusmind: 7:40pm On Jan 16, 2021
Onitsha crusade pastors no go kill person. grin grin

My belle o. All these idiotic pastors know say gullible people plenty for onitsha
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by nelxxy(m): 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2021
Donspicey:
What of lord End my Sars and open my doors of palliativeshuh
i saw this poster at onitsha
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Bigredmachine: 7:49pm On Jan 16, 2021
africans i hail o... what is holding back the chi;dren of Africa... R . . . . . . N grin grin grin
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 7:54pm On Jan 16, 2021
DarkJeddi:
No,they prefer to tell us how COVID 19 and 5G are government conspiracies,designed to stop you from attending Church and parting with your tithes and monies..
How SOPHISTICATED.. undecided
At least they are smart at it
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Mummymahdi(f): 7:58pm On Jan 16, 2021
Lies upon lies created to solve imaginary problems.
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 8:10pm On Jan 16, 2021
theMagnet:
At least they are smart at it
What exactly is smart about baseless Conspiracy theories ? shocked
Any F00l can come up with one.. grin
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 8:30pm On Jan 16, 2021
DarkJeddi:
What exactly is smart about baseless Conspiracy theories ? shocked
Any F00l can come up with one.. grin
If you are a very good and observant thinker
You'd have observed that most of Conspiracy theories have a very strong backbone
They are most times correct
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jan 16, 2021
I don't go to church today thanks to people like this.

Everything about church and sadly christianity in general look fake to me. I don't wanna talk about Islam because that's worse.

Christians seem to always create fake problems and provide fake solutions to gullible minds.
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 8:43pm On Jan 16, 2021
theMagnet:
If you are a very good and observant thinker
You'd have observed that most of Conspiracy theories have a very strong backbone
They are most times correct
grin

Hahaha..

Make I laugh in Latin..

They are most of the time correct?

Are you sh1ting me?

cheesy

This must be a candidate for joke of the decade.

So?

5G is the cause of COVID19? undecided

Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by paschalj4(m): 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2021
samincredible44:
Which one be landlord give me time
abeg help me ask them d tin shock me oooundecided
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Donspicey: 8:48pm On Jan 16, 2021
nelxxy:
i saw this poster at onitsha
Wetin person no go see for obodo naijahuh
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 9:00pm On Jan 16, 2021
DarkJeddi:
grin
Hahaha..
Make I laugh in Latin..
They are most of the time correct? Are you sh1ting me? cheesy
This must be a candidate for joke of the decade.
So?
5G is the cause of COVID19? undecided
Lol That is an exception But on a serious note 5G causes cancer and other Radiation-related problems As I said there's always. An iota of truth in every rumour Always “sense” in non“sense” Good Night Dulces suenos
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by luminouz(m): 9:03pm On Jan 16, 2021
Downey:
I don't like to comments on the things about Church... Especially bad comments.
You look familiar!
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 16, 2021
Fake banners tongue
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2021
luminouz:
You look familiar!
I once took the lady, Downey, for someone I know. I got to know she's not when she mentioned I.T stuff on a thread. The Elewade that I know couldn't have had her IT
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by luminouz(m): 9:30pm On Jan 16, 2021
SimplyFacts:
I once took the lady, Downey, for someone I know. I got to know she's not when she mentioned I.T stuff on a thread. The Elewade that I know couldn't have had her IT
Oh...ok


She might be who I knew sha...but still the face struck a chord
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Daniella2252(f): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2021
achierosion:
na lie biko, mostly pigi English area of SS and SW
See this mumu
If I hear you mention SW again you hypocrite... You want to start your denial again abi ??
I can tell you that 87.9999999999 % of this is from the East and the rest from SS...


NOTE: I'm not saying that this can't happen in the SW but it can never be in this way...
Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by masqot(m): 9:52pm On Jan 16, 2021
This one weak me o > undecided How to identify a witch: Operation point and kill
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