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"Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by obembet(f): 11:28pm On Aug 06, 2021 |
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt. This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen. Chei why I marry dis girl 7 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Bigredmachine: 11:28pm On Aug 06, 2021 |
Good |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by chatinent: 11:32pm On Aug 06, 2021 |
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant. Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently. Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes. We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil. Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already. We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God. We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time. We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes? We are pastors. We called ourselves. We are humans too. We have to eat! 269 Likes 20 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Nobody: 11:42pm On Aug 06, 2021 |
Redeemed Christian Church Dis Adeboye na Onechance Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho Am nt surprised 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by obembet(f): 11:51pm On Aug 06, 2021 |
Lewisjohnson: Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum 100 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by chatinent: 11:53pm On Aug 06, 2021 |
obembet: Stop calling a spade a shovel because it's your church or because you like them. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Leun: 12:16am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage. I don't see where they wrote money 75 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by chatinent: 12:37am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Leun: “offering time, blessing time.” 62 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by yanabasee1(m): 12:45am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Business Centre.... 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by arthurwillia(m): 12:48am On Aug 07, 2021 |
I see nothing wrong in that title though It’s an interactive session on relationship to discuss on that topic, great caption to capture your attention using pidgin. People just comment without thinking Meanwhile I have no affiliation to the church, I’m just a logical thinker 84 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by PrimeWatermark: 4:25am On Aug 07, 2021 |
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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by seanwilliam(m): 4:25am On Aug 07, 2021 |
This one off me. Abeg make I be your PayPal funds and giftcards plug for the weekend |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by tuna85: 4:27am On Aug 07, 2021 |
obembet: those pix are hilarious 1 Like |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Akwaibomdude(m): 4:28am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Na so |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Kenneth10110(m): 4:28am On Aug 07, 2021 |
many go still troop to attend the service no be naija we dey again ? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by NoFucksToGive: 4:28am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Not surprised cause it's ph |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:28am On Aug 07, 2021 |
These are churches confused Nigerians run to when life has dealt mercilessly with them. Churches like these are for those who are confused, frustrated and those who have not been lucky in their activities. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by elmessiahs(m): 4:32am On Aug 07, 2021 |
E get be wetin we no dey see for naija?? |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by YorubaNinja: 4:33am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Nobody: 4:35am On Aug 07, 2021 |
It's high time these CHURCHES are listed on the FLOOR of the NIGERIAN STOCK EXCHANGE 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Eroms4life17(m): 4:36am On Aug 07, 2021 |
It can only be in port Harcourt. Check MA signature |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Nobody: 4:36am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Eroms4life17:..... and ABA 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by shiki(m): 4:36am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by YorubaNinja: 4:37am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: God bless you, Sir! You said it all! 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Eroms4life17(m): 4:41am On Aug 07, 2021 |
MALIGNANTGuest:Tell me about aba. Is it that bad? 2 Likes |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Ademola47(m): 4:44am On Aug 07, 2021 |
It's hilarious, but considering the inclination of religious centres to humorous content, I'm not surprised. A church once used Come, Let's Have Sex as catchphrase. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by asatemple(f): 4:46am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Everything about this country is gradually getting tired. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by MEGA4BILLION(m): 4:47am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Pastrepreneur spotted 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Ddokie: 4:50am On Aug 07, 2021 |
All those criticizing the theme are very shallow thinkers. What’s the difference between that theme and say ‘resolving marital issues ‘ or something like that? Una go just open mouth Dey talk anyhow. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Sluacoast(m): 4:51am On Aug 07, 2021 |
A |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by boolet: 4:52am On Aug 07, 2021 |
I have nothing against any god of men, meanwhile na thunder go faya all the people who continue to make gods out of men. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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