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| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Downey:Good girl keep it up ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Lewisdinho(m): 6:52pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
I admire you for this Downey: |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by femi4: 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Patrioticman007:His foolishness is greater than your wisdom |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 7:02pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Franking:He said the truth Why pained? Have u seen those pastors you mentioned make such stupid banners? |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by desthan(m): 7:03pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
In our present world, and within the context of our exceptional Nigerian situation, where there are all manner of senseless and spiritually meaningless themes of churches conferences, its is heartwarming for me to find a man after God's heart who did not make money, materialism mesmerism or the killing of perceived enemies etc, the focus of the Church's message/theme/conference. The integrity of the tags and the themes of church meetings in recent time have actually gone from bad to worse. We now see and hear of crazy Church names or programs like ''Locust Army Church'', ''Run for your life chapel'', ''Go tell ahab that Elijah is in Town conference'', ''Suya Night-Operation roast your enemies like suya'', ''Night of Vengeance''. . . . . . through the use of Mirrors & pepper, Broom (like member & leaders of Action Congress party in a political rally), Cane, Feet washing, Blood of Sprinkling, the Life of God in the bottle, Salt licking. . . . . etc'' all in the name of dealing ruthlessly with some perceived enemies. Most of such events depict nothing but abysmal ignorance, dangerous desperation, public display of greed driven Creed and strong determination to manipulate and ruthlessly exploit gullible people. The concept of ''A Spirit Filled Church'' was indeed originally the vision of God, who is the Father of all Spirits, and that of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Spirit filled founder and the leader of the true Church. ''And He said to them, ''It is not for you to know times or seasons which the Father has put in His own authority. But you shall receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and you shall be witness to Me in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the end of the earth.'' Therefore, any Church where there is no passionate commitment to becoming and remaining filled with the Holy Spirit is out of touch and out of tune with Heaven. Such a Church will soon become filled with some destructive scheme and the activities of some strange and contrary spirits. They might be occupied with some laudable activities, the might be claiming to be spiritually alive and materially rich, but from a divine perspective, they have fallen, they are dead, they are naked, poor and wretched |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Franking: 7:08pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
theMagnet:Pained ke? Whether it's Oyedepo or anyone else the christian religion is bastardized, doesn't matter who's bastardizing it. Nor that I care though. It's all scam. Say it as it is. |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 7:13pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Franking:Lol All these because your hometown seems to dominate this category of stupidity? If it was another Tribe you'll be laughing along Mtcheeww |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Franking: 7:18pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
theMagnet:That's ur opinion and it's subjective until u can prove it. |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
femi4:All the Kumuyi,Oyebode,TB Joshua and Adeboye milking their F00lish Congregations,are they from the East? ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by mechanics(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Hmmmm, funny. |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 7:31pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
theMagnet:No,they prefer to tell us how COVID 19 and 5G are government conspiracies,designed to stop you from attending Church and parting with your tithes and monies.. How SOPHISTICATED.. ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Focusmind: 7:40pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Onitsha crusade pastors no go kill person. ![]() My belle o. All these idiotic pastors know say gullible people plenty for onitsha |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by nelxxy(m): 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Donspicey:i saw this poster at onitsha |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Bigredmachine: 7:49pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
africans i hail o... what is holding back the chi;dren of Africa... R . . . . . . N ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 7:54pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
DarkJeddi:At least they are smart at it |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Mummymahdi(f): 7:58pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Lies upon lies created to solve imaginary problems. |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 8:10pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
theMagnet:What exactly is smart about baseless Conspiracy theories ? Any F00l can come up with one.. ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 8:30pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
DarkJeddi:If you are a very good and observant thinker You'd have observed that most of Conspiracy theories have a very strong backbone They are most times correct |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
I don't go to church today thanks to people like this. Everything about church and sadly christianity in general look fake to me. I don't wanna talk about Islam because that's worse. Christians seem to always create fake problems and provide fake solutions to gullible minds. |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by DarkJeddi(m): 8:43pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
theMagnet: ![]() Hahaha.. Make I laugh in Latin.. They are most of the time correct? Are you sh1ting me? ![]() This must be a candidate for joke of the decade. So? 5G is the cause of COVID19? ![]()
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| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by paschalj4(m): 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
samincredible44:abeg help me ask them d tin shock me ooo ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Donspicey: 8:48pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
nelxxy:Wetin person no go see for obodo naija ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by theMagnet: 9:00pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
DarkJeddi:Lol That is an exception But on a serious note 5G causes cancer and other Radiation-related problems As I said there's always. An iota of truth in every rumour Always “sense” in non“sense” Good Night Dulces suenos |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by luminouz(m): 9:03pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Downey:You look familiar! |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
Fake banners ![]() |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
luminouz:I once took the lady, Downey, for someone I know. I got to know she's not when she mentioned I.T stuff on a thread. The Elewade that I know couldn't have had her IT |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by luminouz(m): 9:30pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
SimplyFacts:Oh...ok She might be who I knew sha...but still the face struck a chord |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by Daniella2252(f): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
achierosion:See this mumu If I hear you mention SW again you hypocrite... You want to start your denial again abi ?? I can tell you that 87.9999999999 % of this is from the East and the rest from SS... NOTE: I'm not saying that this can't happen in the SW but it can never be in this way... |
| Re: Funny Church Banners That Will Make You Laugh by masqot(m): 9:52pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
This one weak me o >
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