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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Timberwolves(m): 7:46pm On Feb 13, 2021
Adiadi1:
Hello peeps, please urgent suggestions will be highly appreciated.
I have an elder brother who graduated 6 years ago with a first class in electrical engineering, he obtained his msc from Ukraine, since then he has been less fortunate with jobs, all efforts to nail a good job prove abortive. He is underpaid where he is working now as programmer. my issue now is,i was shortlisted for NCS documentation and I'm not planning to take the job,I don't know if it will be possible to give him my credentials to embark on NCS screening since it is not doctored? the guy in question looks so much alike with me and studied the same profession with me, would it be possible for him to take over my position without affecting him in the service since I have moved on for something else.

From your write up the guy really needs it n he deserves it from you, but I'm a kind of person that likes to play safe, I don't wanna give room to my enemies, I don't know who, or when n through what means they will try to dig dirt on me.....I don't know you, but it's possible you might become an important person in the country in the future, n this kind of things are what will start haunting you n may be even your down fall...... play it safe, research n enquire more to see the implications, way the risks to reward ratio n see if the risk worth taking

Rather try get strong connect to change the APL from your name to his, I think that is doable n been done before....... peace

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by jlomz: 7:54pm On Feb 13, 2021
Nwanyiogwashi:
[/s] Your lies get cap cry

Hello @Nwanyiogwashi I sent you a PM, please kindly check your mailbox it's very important.
Kindly do reply
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by ennyj01(m): 8:01pm On Feb 13, 2021
Nwanyiogwashi:
[/s] Your lies get cap cry

HI, do you mind me asking which has the best salary package and upfront since you canceled what he said about NCDMB?

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2021
Adiadi1:
Hello peeps, please urgent suggestions will be highly appreciated.
I have an elder brother who graduated 6 years ago with a first class in electrical engineering, he obtained his msc from Ukraine, since then he has been less fortunate with jobs, all efforts to nail a good job prove abortive. He is underpaid where he is working now as programmer. my issue now is,i was shortlisted for NCS documentation and I'm not planning to take the job,I don't know if it will be possible to give him my credentials to embark on NCS screening since it is not doctored? the guy in question looks so much alike with me and studied the same profession with me, would it be possible for him to take over my position without affecting him in the service since I have moved on for something else.

During documentation, will it require BVN, if yes, they will detect somehow and you will loose the both.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Clintsoch: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2021
Don't try it please and do not succumb to pressure, pray for your brother and look out for him he'll get something nice.

What you're saying is a crime, it's punishable by law. The only reason why you won't be caught immediately is because NNPC isn't under IPPIS.
But I bet you, you'll be fished out.

Nonetheless, I advice you not to try it, it's very risky for the duo.
Adiadi1:



I'm working with NNPC, since last night the guy has been giving me reasons to do that, but the question now is "if it will affect us in future since we will get paid by federal government "

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by africanman85: 8:42pm On Feb 13, 2021
Nwanyiogwashi:
For those that apply for NCDMB job start pressing your button. Slots was shared to some federal character commissioners,chairman and some directors.
Aunty pls help me with job abeg. I need strong connect. I wrote custom exam but was not shortlisted

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Iyajelili(f): 9:29pm On Feb 13, 2021
Adiadi1:



I'm working with NNPC, since last night the guy has been giving me reasons to do that, but the question now is "if it will affect us in future since we will get paid by federal government "
PLEASE DON'T DO IT. HE'LL GET LUCKY AND GET A GOOD JOB SOON

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2021
Please make una help us wey no get 4g connect kwanu
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 9:34pm On Feb 13, 2021
Misscheery:
Please make una help us wey no get 4g connect kwanu
Funny lady...

I like your zeal sha.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Midex88(m): 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2021
Pls help, I need urgent assistance of the number of FCC commissioner of Ondo State.

Thanks
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by elaino: 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2021
Adiadi1:
Hello peeps, please urgent suggestions will be highly appreciated.
I have an elder brother who graduated 6 years ago with a first class in electrical engineering, he obtained his msc from Ukraine, since then he has been less fortunate with jobs, all efforts to nail a good job prove abortive. He is underpaid where he is working now as programmer. my issue now is,i was shortlisted for NCS documentation and I'm not planning to take the job,I don't know if it will be possible to give him my credentials to embark on NCS screening since it is not doctored? the guy in question looks so much alike with me and studied the same profession with me, would it be possible for him to take over my position without affecting him in the service since I have moved on for something else.
I feel your pain bro... in as much as you want to help your brother, this route you are threading on is a dangerous one. There should be other ways you can transfer the slot to him without impersonation. Exhaust other possible options but please, don't indulge in impersonation.. you may likely pay dearly for it one way or another. I wish you, your brother and the entire family the very best.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by youngcizza(m): 9:58pm On Feb 13, 2021
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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CBNwords(m): 10:01pm On Feb 13, 2021
Nwanyiogwashi:
For those that apply for NCDMB job start pressing your button. Slots was shared to some federal character commissioners,chairman and some directors.

Nne I greet you o. And I be apply for this one too o... Abeg kuku answer your mail na, biko zi nu
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Seankelly: 10:12pm On Feb 13, 2021
Someone should Please answer me I beckon on you guys. Any updates regarding bpp APL?
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Midex88(m): 10:22pm On Feb 13, 2021
Midex88:
Pls help, I need urgent assistance of the number of FCC commissioner of Ondo State.

Thanks

My Ogas, Anybody with this, should kindly help. Abeg
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Midex88(m): 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2021
Kmartt:


I have also asked this times without numbers here but no response yet. Kindly come to our aid please. Thanks

Hello bro. Have you gotten the contact
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 11:22pm On Feb 13, 2021
JidennaJason:
Funny lady...

I like your zeal sha.

Ok
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Iyajelili(f): 11:39pm On Feb 13, 2021
NEZON:
I just meet a connection,his work is to sell job and get buyer from any govt firm,he is been given,but no be small money agency 3.5 to 4m but uniform job is 1.5 to 2m.This amount is for Bsc.even me self I cannot buy, but working to save it n buy, am so sure of the contact,if you are interested you can call me let talk 08106292069.Better thank

Payment after collection and authentication of appointment letter?

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ekenem123: 4:55am On Feb 14, 2021
Your number is not on WhatsApp?
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ekenem123: 4:56am On Feb 14, 2021
NEZON:
my bro,u make me lol, Any one available should hint me up,is over sure contact am fully involve,No story,this is my 2cent for serious n financial person,




Your number is not on WhatsApp
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 5:40am On Feb 14, 2021
Adiadi1:
Hello peeps, please urgent suggestions will be highly appreciated.
I have an elder brother who graduated 6 years ago with a first class in electrical engineering, he obtained his msc from Ukraine, since then he has been less fortunate with jobs, all efforts to nail a good job prove abortive. He is underpaid where he is working now as programmer. my issue now is,i was shortlisted for NCS documentation and I'm not planning to take the job,I don't know if it will be possible to give him my credentials to embark on NCS screening since it is not doctored? the guy in question looks so much alike with me and studied the same profession with me, would it be possible for him to take over my position without affecting him in the service since I have moved on for something else.

Let's look at this situation from a footballing perspective.

We are two central defenders trying to defend against two strikers in a counter attack and we are almost close to our penalty area.

I am defender A, intelligent, faster and with a good positioning skill (NNPC Engineer), while my elder brother is defender B, intelligent, stronger and with a good positioning skill like myself (Programmer).

As defender A (intelligence, pace and positioning = NNPC Engineer), I would man-mark the striker with the ball without letting him out-turn me from the middle to be through on goal, try to make him drift away from the penalty area to the side.

By taking the striker with the ball sideways, I have the options of out-muscling him and winning the ball outrightly or kicking the ball out for a throw-in or corner-kick so that our team-mates can come back and defend in their numbers.

My brother as defender B (intelligent, stronger with good positioning = Programmer), will also man-mark the second striker without the ball. There is no way this second striker will out-muscle him.

If my brother and I were to mark the striker with the ball (using my details to get him the Customs job), we will be punished sooner or later. The second striker will be free and the striker with the ball will see the space to pass to him. Boom! He's one-on-one with our goalkeeper.

Even if we adopt a zonal marking system, the striker with the ball can make a through pass or play a one-two with him. Again, one-on-one with our goalkeeper and they would still score.

What I would do for my brother to get him a job is contained in my next post.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Kmartt(m): 5:49am On Feb 14, 2021
Midex88:


Hello bro. Have you gotten the contact

No
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 6:27am On Feb 14, 2021
Champella:


Let's look at this situation from a footballing perspective.

We are two central defenders trying to defend against two strikers in a counter attack and we are almost close to our penalty area.

I am defender A, intelligent, faster and with a good positioning skill (NNPC Engineer), while my elder brother is defender B, intelligent, stronger and with a good positioning skill like myself (Programmer).

As defender A (intelligence, pace and positioning = NNPC Engineer), I would man-mark the striker with the ball without letting him out-turn me from the middle to be through on goal, try to make him drift away from the penalty area to the side.

By taking the striker with the ball sideways, I have the options of out-muscling him and winning the ball outrightly or kicking the ball out for a throw-in or corner-kick so that our team-mates can come back and defend in their numbers.

My brother as defender B (intelligent, stronger with good positioning = Programmer), will also man-mark the second striker without the ball. There is no way this second striker will out-muscle him.

If my brother and I were to mark the striker with the ball (using my details to get him the Customs job), we will be punished sooner or later. The second striker will be free and the striker with the ball will see the space to pass to him. Boom! He's one-on-one with our goalkeeper.

Even if we adopt a zonal marking system, the striker with the ball can make a through pass or play a one-two with him. Again, one-on-one with our goalkeeper and they would still score.

What I would do for my brother to get him a job is contained in my next post.

As an NNPC staff, here is my one-year plan based on the assumption that my (your) salary and allowances are about N500,000 monthly.

1. Save towards getting him a job in 12 months.

2. Open an account and instruct my bank to deny me access to the funds until after 12 months.

3. The amounts to be deposited monthly are as follows:
January to February (N100,000 x 2) = N200,000.
March to June (N200,000 x 4) = N800,000.
July to October (N400,000 x 4) = N1,600,000.
November to December (N500,000 x 2) = N1,000,000.
Total Sum saved after 12 months = N3,600,000.

4. Look for a genuine contact in an A-list Agency and pay for a job slot for him with the money I saved for 12 months.

5. I would choose NNPC as the agency for my brother since I would have had up to 12 months of experience there.

6. I would make very good and useful contacts here such that getting him a job would be a bit easier. Remember, he's also an Engineer and a Programmer who is equally intelligent with an M.Sc abroad.

Alternatively, I would try to get the contacts of my state's FCC Commissioner, Senator from my constituency and House of Representatives Member and submit my CV to them.

Good luck!

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by burg93: 6:49am On Feb 14, 2021
Champella:


Let's look at this situation from a footballing perspective.

We are two central defenders trying to defend against two strikers in a counter attack and we are almost close to our penalty area.

I am defender A, intelligent, faster and with a good positioning skill (NNPC Engineer), while my elder brother is defender B, intelligent, stronger and with a good positioning skill like myself (Programmer).

As defender A (intelligence, pace and positioning = NNPC Engineer), I would man-mark the striker with the ball without letting him out-turn me from the middle to be through on goal, try to make him drift away from the penalty area to the side.

By taking the striker with the ball sideways, I have the options of out-muscling him and winning the ball outrightly or kicking the ball out for a throw-in or corner-kick so that our team-mates can come back and defend in their numbers.

My brother as defender B (intelligent, stronger with good positioning = Programmer), will also man-mark the second striker without the ball. There is no way this second striker will out-muscle him.

If my brother and I were to mark the striker with the ball (using my details to get him the Customs job), we will be punished sooner or later. The second striker will be free and the striker with the ball will see the space to pass to him. Boom! He's one-on-one with our goalkeeper.

Even if we adopt a zonal marking system, the striker with the ball can make a through pass or play a one-two with him. Again, one-on-one with our goalkeeper and they would still score.

What I would do for my brother to get him a job is contained in my next post.

sad Thank you for giving me head ache this morning

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 7:01am On Feb 14, 2021
Champella:


As an NNPC staff, here is my one-year plan based on the assumption that my (your) salary and allowances are about N500,000 monthly.

1. Save towards getting him a job in 12 months.

2. Open an account and instruct my bank to deny me access to the funds until after 12 months.

3. The amounts to be deposited monthly are as follows:
January to February (N100,000 x 2) = N200,000.
March to June (N200,000 x 4) = N800,000.
July to October (N400,000 x 4) = N1,600,000.
November to December (N500,000 x 2) = N1,000,000.
Total Sum saved after 12 months = N3,600,000.

4. Look for a genuine contact in an A-list Agency and pay for a job slot for him with the money I saved for 12 months.

5. I would choose NNPC as the agency for my brother since I would have had up to 12 months of experience there.

6. I would make very good and useful contacts here such that getting him a job would be a bit easier. Remember, he's also an Engineer and a Programmer who is equally intelligent with an M.Sc abroad.

Alternatively, I would try to get the contacts of my state's FCC Commissioner, Senator from my constituency and House of Representatives Member and submit my CV to them.

Good luck!

Thanks boss, i think I will explore this route. im looking out for NCC,DPR and PTDF. I'm ready to dish out 2.5-3M for me.. Any reliable conne?
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 7:07am On Feb 14, 2021
elaino:
I feel your pain bro... in as much as you want to help your brother, this route you are threading on is a dangerous one. There should be other ways you can transfer the slot to him without impersonation. Exhaust other possible options but please, don't indulge in impersonation.. you may likely pay dearly for it one way or another. I wish you, your brother and the entire family the very best.

Thanks sir, thought that is possible. how to convince him now that it will not be possible is another problem .And I have promised him and his wife that I will forward my credentials to them.
Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 7:11am On Feb 14, 2021
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From your write up the guy really needs it n he deserves it from you, but I'm a kind of person that likes to play safe, I don't wanna give room to my enemies, I don't know who, or when n through what means they will try to dig dirt on me.....I don't know you, but it's possible you might become an important person in the country in the future, n this kind of things are what will start haunting you n may be even your down fall...... play it safe, research n enquire more to see the implications, way the risks to reward ratio n see if the risk worth taking

Rather try get strong connect to change the APL from your name to his, I think that is doable n been done before....... peace[/quot

Seriously bro, he deserved that. He paid my bills while in the uni, loyalty is earned .I think I will explore the option of looking out for a reliable agent at any of the A list agencies for a slot.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nobody: 7:14am On Feb 14, 2021
Thanks fam for the inputs, may God continue to enlarge una coast.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:20am On Feb 14, 2021
burg93:


sad Thank you for giving me head ache this morning

My Senior man, no vex abeg. Na village people been want dial him number and he was about picking their calls.

In terms of decision making, Lions are considered one of the most successful hunters because they don't chase all the preys at a time.

They strategise properly, choose the most vulnerable prey amongst the herd, isolate it and strike.

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Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Nwanyiogwashi(f): 7:32am On Feb 14, 2021
CBNwords:


Nne I greet you o. And I be apply for this one too o... Abeg kuku answer your mail na, biko zi nu
Happy Valentine sir

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