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You are there to study, they are not your wives.

You go dey there dey look boys from engineering wey no dey get women go come take care of them for free

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

This your post will definitely earn you something. Don't say I didn't warn you. This is not how to start a university education.

Most Likely Microbiology Department

JustJesse:
I'm actually studying a pretty useless course (in my opinion at least), dad wants me to get an international fellowship after my first degree, the man doesn't know that I don't even plan to make it to 200L, I'm already deep into FOREX and crypto trading, currently perfecting my affiliate marketing skills, the day I can guarantee myself of constantly hitting $2k per week, UI will not see my legs again.
What I'm doing in school isn't even that important to me anymore, it's just the gender ratio that's kinda funny that's all

bro come show me way nah

yusman14:
She is really lucky..I am an engineering student.we have 70 boys and only 2 ladies in my dept...but we don't worship them like this ..who get time

Na your school or kind of school you are go determine na. Some schools na kpako on their own let alone the students that attended them. So those 2 ladies aren't lucky to go better school be dat

JustJesse:
I'm actually studying a pretty useless course (in my opinion at least), dad wants me to get an international fellowship after my first degree, the man doesn't know that I don't even plan to make it to 200L, I'm already deep into FOREX and crypto trading, currently perfecting my affiliate marketing skills, the day I can guarantee myself of constantly hitting $2k per week, UI will not see my legs again.
What I'm doing in school isn't even that important to me anymore, it's just the gender ratio that's kinda funny that's all

bro teach me forex trading

dadarasak:
Our own case was opposite. Elect-Elect Engr. 2 admitted, only 5 vaginas.

you better face your studies and stop all these vagina penis talk. as a freshman electrical engineer, I advice you to start working with microcontrollers. start with arduino. buy your kits, use ESP32, use raspberry pi pico and start following up the trend so by final year you are ready for the real world out there. attach your self to installers too. build and model systems. penis and vagina is not your problem now.

U don die

JustJesse:
I'm actually studying a pretty useless course (in my opinion at least), dad wants me to get an international fellowship after my first degree, the man doesn't know that I don't even plan to make it to 200L, I'm already deep into FOREX and crypto trading, currently perfecting my affiliate marketing skills, the day I can guarantee myself of constantly hitting $2k per week, UI will not see my legs again.
What I'm doing in school isn't even that important to me anymore, it's just the gender ratio that's kinda funny that's all

Either you are lying or you are very green. Guy, I advice you to be very very careful. That shiit will ruin your life.

OP could have said " a school in South West"

And then specified the department.

JustJesse:
I'm actually studying a pretty useless course (in my opinion at least), dad wants me to get an international fellowship after my first degree, the man doesn't know that I don't even plan to make it to 200L, I'm already deep into FOREX and crypto trading, currently perfecting my affiliate marketing skills, the day I can guarantee myself of constantly hitting $2k per week, UI will not see my legs again.
What I'm doing in school isn't even that important to me anymore, it's just the gender ratio that's kinda funny that's all

Oboy just give us your contact,You have formally been confirmed a P.i.m.p...Na you we go dey call for control now when we dey enter UI.

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

Then reason with your head & not with your penis.

JustJesse:
I'm not gonna tell (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Lol. we know it's nothing close to STEM.

No dey lose focus.

It seems you got beyond what you were looking for.

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

My problem now is who runs the department or class, if its not you, then mtcheeew

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

well in Catholics voice : blessed art thou amongst women

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

By the time you get to 300L your thinking will change when reality starts staring at you that's when you will know that its not by the number of males or females in your department...

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

So you never see female penis
e go shock you

Tenis4brain.

Ye are blessed amongst women nurse justjesse

In my university years in first year, Physics Electronic, We were about 84, only 7 female. Final year, about 57 students of which we have only 2 female and about 38 of us graduated with only one female without extra year. Follow me to Hala #OgorchukwuNwagbara#firstlady. That lady has a magnetic brain.

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

See that penis as an organ for you to urinate only and focus on your academics.

Who go genuinely teach me this crypto and forex trade thing. I feel left out how everyone keep talking about it and stating big figures.

JustJesse:
(not gonna specify my department)

I'm suspecting this OP, pls does Uni Ibadan offer HSM or FST. The OP might b from one of this department hence the many Female's.

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

Op na better palliative be this oh,no dull am

7victor:
I heard a story of one engineering department that had over 100 males and one female.

The males so much loved the only female student that they were contributing about N500 each every year to pay her school fees.

If more than 100 students contribute N500 each,it would be more than N50,000 which was about the school fees.

There was one rich boy in that department who was always giving the lady money.

When they were doing night reading, she would also come to read with the others and to do night tutorials.

Trouble started when the rich boy convinced the lady to stop attending the night tutorials but rather he paid the guy who was doing the tutorial to do it only for him and the lady in his (the rich boy's) house.

The rich boy also went and paid the lady's fees without involving the others.

The others thought he was looking down on them.

Every other male students were against him for doing that.

But the issue was soon resolved.

She really enjoyed love from the male students since she was the only female.

According to the story, throughout her 5 years as a student, she never paid school fees because it was always paid for her by the males of her department.

Anything that involves money was always taken care of by the males.

All assignments that were given, someone would do it for her.

I hope she won't run out here to complain when they start contributing pen(cil) to her

Heterodox:
You're the mad one here.

Yet, dis fool sef go claim say na be graduate oooo. And y'all wonder why 200 Million fools keep electing similar fools as leaders.

No comment!

The future is female!

Don't expect free pussy, you aren't the only student in that university.

More likely than not you will probably be used for a lot of work.

JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So what is the issue here?

Your mind is already corrupt.