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Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kyase(m): 10:46pm On Feb 24, 2021
lastboyem:
lol....not a billionaire yet oooh,, but life is exceptionally sweet, but my senior brother B is almost becoming a billionaire, the worst thing now that pains me most, is that people are now taking senior brother B as the first son of the family, we have prayed tire atleast for a change in our eldest brother life.
of course since elder brother A no wan get sense beg pop man........

abeg in case una get another odd, i go need am badly, man pikin dey broke
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by kingxsamz(m): 10:47pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Go and ask your father that smiley
Ancient of days, wise one. Won't you impact us with your knowledge and wisdom? Why so hurt by my request?
Let us know how your belief in these things have helped us achieve a lot so far. cheesy

Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by KingAzubuike(f): 10:47pm On Feb 24, 2021
opsyswagger:
Have experience this before
When i lost my dad in 2013 i went to the motuarary to see my dad dead bodies because he was move to a a center in ota in ogun state which we pay 1000 per day the attendance told me he was going out that he will come and join us that he want to pick his phone in the other room immediately i enter the room i saw a male dead body on top a female body he left were he was place i was afraid i haveto shout and leave imediately i shouted the attendance came and told me that i should leave i just saw the attendance hiting the dead body like twice at the back and they carry him to were he was place


My question is how did he left his position to meet a femal dead body

I cant realy forget that day
Hope you know these morticians carelessly place bodies . It could have been a mistake from one of them.
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Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 10:49pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
Whoever said it was you slowpoke? Aren't you useless elders responsible for Nigeria's situation?

You still haven't said how it is?

You elders all need to die in your ignorance, hurry up and go.
With a daughter like you, your parents are probably dead by now I know smiley
Unfortunately for you, I've still got a whole lot of time here and you may probably go before me so don't be too sure. smiley wink
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kyase(m): 10:51pm On Feb 24, 2021
lastboyem:
dont worry, i will gain nothing if you believe or do not believe. my senior brother was also told to tread softly so that his attitude will not be his undoing, he said no, but as at today he is softer than a slice bread. all i narrated up there is my life story, in which i can take you to my family to verify. my mother and brothers are all alive. if you can drop your number for me, once i come into nigeria, i will take you to my family... i will pay your transportation fee and hotel bills.
seriously i believe you, just that dey way you put the story and the bet thing funny.......

will message you now
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by 1Sharon(f): 10:52pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
With a daughter like you, your parents are probably dead by now I know smiley
Unfortunately for you, I've still got a whole lot of time here and you may probably go before me so don't be too sure. smiley wink
Oh, the holy spirit bestowed upon you this knowledge?

You're mad because your time is almost up, dementia has already set in.
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 10:54pm On Feb 24, 2021
kingxsamz:
Ancient of days, wise one. Won't you impact us with your knowledge and wisdom? Why so hurt by my request?
Let us know how your belief in these things have helped us achieve a lot so far. cheesy
You say I'm hurt Boy? Nah I'm just sparing with you and that other silly kid. But seriously it's your dad who's meant to teach you those; not a stranger online so I rightly referred you to him
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Rawhumper(m): 10:54pm On Feb 24, 2021
As you are blessed.....its not bad if you transfer some of your blessings to me.












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Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kyase(m): 10:55pm On Feb 24, 2021
lastboyem:
he don beg tire now,
with the kind of money in my family now, no one remembers anything called bet not to talk of odd.
feeling sad for him cry cry
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Rawhumper(m): 10:56pm On Feb 24, 2021
As you are blessed.....its not bad if you transfer some of your blessings to me. Anything is appreciated.

Thanks alot.











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Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 10:57pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
Oh, the holy spirit bestowed upon you this knowledge?

You're mad because your time is almost up, dementia has already set in.
Funny how you call the holy spirit in one sentence and insult your father in the same vein grin cheesy
You dumb kids on won't ever fail to amuse me
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by hstar: 10:57pm On Feb 24, 2021
Kayberg:
I don't argue with those who claim they do not believe in superstition, supernatural and paranormal.
I see them as people inexperienced to be argued with.
When reality deal with them, they'd learn.
Abi

Na because reality never hit dem

U are right
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by kingxsamz(m): 10:58pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
You say I'm hurt Boy? Nah I'm just sparing with you and that other silly kid. But seriously it's your dad who's meant to teach you those; not a stranger online so I rightly referred you to him
Wise one, why the matter pain you like this?
Na simple question I ask o.
As ancient of days wey you be and with all the knowledge of the spiritual wey you don gather through out your life, wetin and wetin you don use am do and how you don use am change your life and the life of people wey dey around you?
Abi your own spiritual knowledge na just for cruise? grin grin talk na.
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by themanderon: 10:59pm On Feb 24, 2021
This world is big, this world is full of mysteries. Who knows where we came from before we were born and who knows where all those that died went to? Spirits exists everywhere as the spiritual controls the physical. Science cannot explain it but its there and for those saying it's only Africans that believe in spiritual stuffs I cannot but laugh at their ignorance. No one is more spiritual than these whites you use as your yardstick. Google spirit cooking, wickan witches, necromancy etc and find out who partakes in stuffs like these. The Chinese, Japanese etc also believe in stuffs like these. Because you have not experienced it or cannot explain it doesn't mean it's not real.
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:00pm On Feb 24, 2021
kingxsamz:
Wise one, why the matter pain you like this?
Na simple question I ask o.
As ancient of days wey you be and with all the knowledge of the spiritual wey you don gather through out your life, wetin and wetin you don use am do and how you don use am change your life and the life of people wey dey around you?
Abi your own spiritual knowledge na just for cruise? grin grin talk na.
Na why I say make you go ask your father na abi you no get? If you need a father figure you can say you're up for adoption so I can consider smiley
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by 1Sharon(f): 11:00pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Funny how you call the holy spirit in one sentence and insult your father in the same vein grin cheesy
You dumb kids on won't ever fail to amuse me
Hope you haven't bred and passed on your loser genes and infected the worlds genes pool

Who raised the dumb kids? It took a dumb elder to raise a dumb kid.

You all need to be shot.
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by 1Sharon(f): 11:02pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Na why I say make you go ask your father na abi you no get? If you need a father figure you can say you're up for adoption so I can consider smiley
He's better off being an orphan than being adopted by you.
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by kingxsamz(m): 11:03pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Na why I say make you go ask your father na abi you no get? If you need a father figure you can say you're up for adoption so I can consider smiley
Wise one, there's no need to cry over this matter. grin
If your spiritual knowledge na just cruise, and it's not useful or tangible, just say so. Nobody will beat you. Afterall, you're an elder. So why don't you take a seat and rest and stop stressing your old heart crying on the internet? cheesy
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:04pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
Hope you haven't bred and passed on your loser genes and infected the worlds genes pool

Who raised the dumb kids? It took a dumb elder to raise a dumb kid.

You all need to be shot.
Yeah your parents were so dumb; reason you've become a pain to the world. If you're so bitter online, I wonder how your life would be like outside. I can literally feel the bile oozing out from you.

If your parents failed you I apologize on their behalf. Hope you didn’t shoot them? cheesy
Well there's limited access to guns in Nigeria so I'm guessing they didn’t die at your hands smiley
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:05pm On Feb 24, 2021
kingxsamz:
Wise one, there's no need to cry over this matter. grin
If your spiritual knowledge na just cruise, and it's not useful or tangible, just say so. Nobody will beat you. Afterall, you're an elder. So why don't you take a seat and rest and stop stressing your old heart crying on the internet? cheesy
Hahahaha the boy thinks he's got jokes grin cheesy
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by kingxsamz(m): 11:05pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
He's better off being an orphan than being adopted by you.
grin That elder is too wise o. As for me, I would love to be adopted by him. His knowledge is far beyond.

Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by kingxsamz(m): 11:06pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Hahahaha the boy thinks he's got jokes grin cheesy
Crying behind those keyboards I see, wise one. cheesy
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:06pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
He's better off being an orphan than being adopted by you.
grin and I'm sure if you came with a million dollars prize gift hung on your neck, people would rather pass. Misery they say loves company cheesy
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by 1Sharon(f): 11:07pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Yeah your parents were so dumb; reason you've become a pain to the world. If you're so bitter online, I wonder how your life would be like outside. I can literally feel the bile oozing out from you.

If your parents failed you I apologize on their behalf. Hope you didn’t shoot them? cheesy
Well there's limited access to guns in Nigeria so I'm guessing they didn’t die at your hands smiley
Why wonder when you should know? Elder? Oh elder, you know it all why do you need to wonder?

Who told you I live in the cesspit? The fumes from the generators must have made you lose it.
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by koolaid87: 11:07pm On Feb 24, 2021
kingxsamz:
You've never had an encounter but you believe because someone who makes money off YouTube videos posted stuff like that? grin
You're one of those "my aunty said", "my grandmother said", "my Father said" type of people who share third party stories.
Even dreaming while you sleep is a mystery on its own.

Bermuda triangle sounds like a mystery yet we've never been there but believe it exists
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
Why wonder when you should know? Elder? Oh elder, you know it all why do you need to wonder?

Who told you I live in the cesspit?
Where do you live then?
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by kingxsamz(m): 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2021
koolaid87:
Even dreaming while you sleep is a mystery on its own.

Bermuda triangle sounds like a mystery yet we've never been there but believe it exists
What does this have to do with dead bodies in the morgue buying Suya at night? undecided
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2021
hstar:
Abi
Na because reality never hit dem
U are right
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by 1Sharon(f): 11:10pm On Feb 24, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
grin and I'm sure if you came with a million dollars prize gift hung on your neck, people would rather pass. Misery they say loves company cheesy
Hurry up and die
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:10pm On Feb 24, 2021
kingxsamz:
Crying behind those keyboards I see, wise one. cheesy
Oh foolish one. Its bed time already. Hopefully by morning your mum would have her phone back wink
Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Foolishbuhari: 11:11pm On Feb 24, 2021
1Sharon:
Hurry up and die
You're dying before me my dear. I can assure you that smiley
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