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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester: 5:19pm On Feb 26, 2021
budaatum:


Yesterday we explained to you man how you get your understanding about women from your fellow men. Today we will be educating you about Feminism, which is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes, though I advise you click on this link. We know you will misinterpret!

Of course you will advise we shun Feminism. You obviously know it is asking us to organise and fight for equal treatment and rights so you can not continue to oppress us as you have done for eons, so why would you stand by and allow us empower ourselves and bring you down to the level you deserve to be at, which is beneath our high heels? For you man know you are not the equal of woman. We are superior to you. Or do you think you have become like God and can create lifeforms as we can?

Of course, you will say, you have sperm. Oh and indeed you have sperm. But if I take my toto to down the road would you know it is not your sperm that bakes in my womb? Woe you stupid man! I really pity your demand. But I have no time for your scam. I will call the sisters to arms.

We are strong, sisters, We are strong. They claim different, but I repeat, we are strong. You may be just a girl now but I repeat it again, we are strong. And the men know that we are strong. Which is why they weaken us least we rise up and show them our strenght! Just see how for centuries they ensured we are weakened by depriving us of knowledge and education so they can lord they willy over us!

They marry and own lots of us. And their Gods say we must shut up. While they rule us with their priks! But look at the state they have made nations be with their wars and pandemics.
Or do tell, are they not rotten fruit?

They call us their mere rib. As if we do not know that while they slept their Lord God took them from between our legs and we fed them the tits on our chest. I mean, can it be made more obvious to you that the man came out of the wo[b]man[/b]? O how they have fed us lies!

They write a book with their hands. They lie that we are responsible for death! I mean, how much more evil can pigs who can't keep their eyes of our tits be, to claim woman who brings forth life from between our legs caused the death they accuse us of sin?

Well, Feminism says you must rise up. Just as we did when it was pleasant to the eyes, we must desire to make ourselves wise. And instead of letting them ruin the world, it is time for us to take charge. For men, we know, they live for the day while we live for the faith of our life. A life worth our living. So do consider our plight, and know that feminism is simply saying we are stronger when we unite!

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I have purposely left this shortish because long word is unnecessary for the wise woman. I will call on my mod sister Ishilove (she says I am tit obsessed, lol), to put this where it will be seen so pigs know where they belong. Just know that if it is left to me we will be Feminisuperiorwomen!

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You deserve an award for writing things people won't read. Well, I know you know the truth but you're just too emotional to accept it and I don't blame you, neither will I argue with you else my facts might get you emotionally broken.

So I respectfully withdraw. Take care.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by balebrown19: 7:46pm On Feb 27, 2021
Nice list
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by binaie(m): 7:48pm On Feb 27, 2021
Women should sometimes embrace their femininity rather choose to be pseudo
masculine hybrid beasts

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by mountmoriah(m): 7:51pm On Feb 27, 2021
Morientez:
Avoid married men at all cost.
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Nobody: 7:51pm On Feb 27, 2021
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnn


My own be say I will not marry in this life but if I am to marry then she must be a virgin and from a wealthy family.

Stop daydreaming

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by k4all(m): 7:53pm On Feb 27, 2021
Words on Marble! grin grin
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 7:54pm On Feb 27, 2021
ThiagoKid:
11. Always refrain from requesting for "urgent 2k"
.................................
12. Avoid men who don't respect womanhood.
13. Avoid men who want you to depend on them for everything. They will make you depend on the and treat you like trash afterwards.
13. Stay away from guys who think women were created to be their sex dulls.
15. Don't let any guy who doesn't contribute to your life either financially, emotionally or even spiritually give you sleepless night.
16. Remember your happiness is in your hands. Don't ever forget that.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by unamamatoto: 7:55pm On Feb 27, 2021
Mikester:


Simps are shallow and dumb just as some bad boys are but the thing is that the bad boys exhibit attractive traits such as confidence, masculinity and self respect while the simps degrade themselves for validation which is disgusting to most ladies. Hence, their choice for bad boys but there is good news.

No matter how "bad" a guy is, women still love men who are intelligent, good looking, with ambition, confident, with status, respect, sense of humour, wealthy and taller than they are. They will drop these bad boys in a flash for a guy like that, even a guy with just about 5 of those qualities.

Isn't that right Ishilove, Pocohontas, Shortyyy, PrimadonnaO, pozehnani, cococandy, sapphire, budaatum, Elmiguel?


simp

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by 99thEnemy(m): 7:55pm On Feb 27, 2021
Slawormiir and BadRadio .... grin
How about SmellySperm ? grin
I am beginning to suspect 2 girls here! grin Just 2 grin grin grin

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Abdanny2000(m): 7:57pm On Feb 27, 2021
That number 3 & 8 should touch some ladies heart here
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Ishilove: 7:58pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


I can not say I am happy that you mentioned me for this Mikester, though I understand why you would. And while I was not going to respond, the continuous mentions I keep getting every time someone quotes your mention post keeps bringing me back to it, so I must and I will, but only to the above, which is based on a generalisation, which really pisses me off, because while some "Women are more likely to view things from an emotional perspective than a logical one", most Women are more likely to view things from a practical perspective.

You see, women have this thing called a womb in which life grows and comes forth into the world, and there's nothing emotional about it. Bun goes in oven, and 9 months later a life is fully baked. But its not over at that particular point in time, not by a long shot. For the first few months after coming out the oven and up to a year for some or two for others, that life clings to the woman's chest, sucking at her tits while she wipes its bum, and there's nothing emotional about a crying smelly brat stuck to your tits; there's nothing more practical than being solely responsible for nurturing a life and for keeping it growing and for showing it the path to trod so it does stumbles not.

I do not know about most of you of course, but for all tit food will stop, and daddy might be rich and become the provider of the food, but does he have time for the bunny you he baked? I mean, just you read what many men write on here. Do many not sound very irresponsible to you? Would you like to be their child? Especially the child of a redpiller or a pig? Just you listen to some of them talk about their hoes. Then consider if you were cursed to be their girl or be their daughter, or they baked in your oven and you bore a daughter for them. They might not bake buns in her oven but they sure sound like they would, or sell her to their friend so he may bake in her, and my only joy is there must be very few of them though they make a lot of noise and make it seem like most are pigs like them which just can not be true. Or I pray it is not true. Indeed I hope it is untrue!

You see, everything you men know about women is from men. You write things like this without asking a woman, for none of them you ask will say they are emotional. Their brain is in their heads, unlike you men with half your brain in your pants. Ignorant as fuq! Even in the Garden you daily walk past a tree that will give you knowledge and wisdom, but do you pluck and eat? Hell no you just eat what you are told to eat and remain dumb as fuqs because you are afraid you might die while believing I'm a rib! And when we woman test what you've been told and surely do not die but find it good for wisdom and say "man you eat too", despite not surely dying and living till 930 you claim woman made you eat yet you still do not die from the fruit she made you eat, and you stupidly refuse to accept that it was she who freed your silly ignorant man ass from the slavery it was held in so you may become as us, knowing where you came from same as Cain and Abel we made for you!

I think I'm going to stop now because I am getting emotional and feel like I will go and kick some mans ass but one last thing. You see that Messiah you all call Jesus Christ that you worship everyday? Dear sweet Mary put her tit inside his mouth and a brain inside his head, for though you may not know it, nay you most definitely do not know it, It was she who read Isaiah and taught her Son to read, so that when he was on a mountain and a demon tempted him, he was able to conquer it with, "It is written", and now He sits with your Lord God saving your ignorant asses while you worship him, forgetting the mighty oven that He was baked in.

So, emotional? O you very poor mans!

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Questions are welcome.
Wise you

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Logic007: 7:58pm On Feb 27, 2021
Numbers 6, 7 and 8 are all nonsense.

Sexist giving women advice lol

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by WoundedLamb: 7:59pm On Feb 27, 2021
Interesting... So what is feminism that they should hate with their last blood? It would have made more sense if you had defined it so they'd know exactly what you're asking them to discard.

Lol... African men giving women advice.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by MrNipplesLover(m): 7:59pm On Feb 27, 2021
Funny... This is just like fetching water inside a basket.... grin


Dem no go make use of any of those points you explained.


Let dem be.
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by 99thEnemy(m): 7:59pm On Feb 27, 2021
On behalf of 'H.R.H Mosdii the First' . I say:
Nigerian girls are useless, all of them grin grin grin

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Walkee: 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


Yesterday we explained to you man how you get your understanding about women from your fellow men. Today we will be educating you about Feminism, which is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes, though I advise you click on this link. We know you will misinterpret!

Of course you will advise we shun Feminism. You obviously know it is asking us to organise and fight for equal treatment and rights so you can not continue to oppress us as you have done for eons, so why would you stand by and allow us empower ourselves and bring you down to the level you deserve to be at, which is beneath our high heels? For you man know you are not the equal of woman. We are superior to you. Or do you think you have become like God and can create lifeforms as we can?

Of course, you will say, you have sperm. Oh and indeed you have sperm. But if I take my toto to down the road would you know it is not your sperm that bakes in my womb? Woe you stupid man! I really pity your demand. But I have no time for your scam. I will call the sisters to arms.

We are strong, sisters, We are strong. They claim different, but I repeat, we are strong. You may be just a girl now but I repeat it again, we are strong. And the men know that we are strong. Which is why they weaken us least we rise up and show them our strenght! Just see how for centuries they ensured we are weakened by depriving us of knowledge and education so they can lord they willy over us!

They marry and own lots of us. And their Gods say we must shut up. While they rule us with their priks! But look at the state they have made nations be with their wars and pandemics.
Or do tell, are they not rotten fruit?

They call us their mere rib. As if we do not know that while they slept their Lord God took them from between our legs and we fed them the tits on our chest. I mean, can it be made more obvious to you that the man came out of the wo[b]man[/b]? O how they have fed us lies!

They write a book with their hands. They lie that we are responsible for death! I mean, how much more evil can pigs who can't keep their eyes of our tits be, to claim woman who brings forth life from between our legs caused the death they accuse us of sin?

Well, Feminism says you must rise up. Just as we did when it was pleasant to the eyes, we must desire to make ourselves wise. And instead of letting them ruin the world, it is time for us to take charge. For men, we know, they live for the day while we live for the faith of our life. A life worth our living. So do consider our plight, and know that feminism is simply saying we are stronger when we unite!


I have purposely left this shortish because long word is unnecessary for the wise woman. I will call on my mod sister Ishilove (she says I am tit obsessed, lol), to put this where it will be seen so pigs know where they belong. Just know that if it is left to me we will be Feminisuperiorwomen!


Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by 99thEnemy(m): 8:04pm On Feb 27, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Where fati2001,and her co-wahala female nairalanders,hope una dey see wetin una supposed do before 30 years
there is still enogh time for fati2001 , she has 10 more years.
I don't know about Zzor though grin grin

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Abdanny2000(m): 8:06pm On Feb 27, 2021
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnn


My own be say I will not marry in this life but if I am to marry then she must be a virgin and from a wealthy family.
just look at your foolishness

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Munzy14(m): 8:06pm On Feb 27, 2021
Small advise weh OP drop, na em person come vomit full thick cover note join for the thread... Nawa o.


And some people are quoting the epistle...

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by womenareapes1: 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2021
Mikester:
This is a sequel to my previous thread @ https://www.nairaland.com/6427941/things-every-guy-should-know for the ladies in the house.

Disclaimer : This isn't to bash women neither is it meant to surface gender war. I'm no expert on women affairs but quite well-informed. Thanks. Love from Mikester. cool

10 things ladies should know before 30.

1. Set your priorities straight

Women are more likely to view things from an emotional perspective than a logical one which in most cases make them to stick to some wrong choices consistently.

That's why every sensible and wise lady should know how to chase her needs before her wants and to ensure to stick to that decision. Know thy needs young woman. The woman who knows how to set her priorities straight gets her heart desires.

2. Don't be materialistic

Especially when you're broke. A materialistic broke lady will not be able to prioritise wisely thus she's bound to fall.

If you're a materialistic lady, you will always want to have a lot which you don't really need. You won't think twice before buying expensive things (bone straight hair, 60k dress, e.t.c.) but will find it very difficult to invest in yourself.

It is only a while before you eventually turn your head towards prostitution or other illegal means to sustain your extravagant lifestyle. If you want to be materialistic, then be rich.

3. Don't put your looks forward and your hygiene behind

Though some women prioritise their looks and hygiene, we still have some who do not really care because they somehow tend to believe that they will get admirers no matter what. They are the "take me as I am" crew but they fail to realise that for a lady, her body shape, quality and looks equates her self worth and will also determine the kind of men that will approach and cherish her.

Women, your body is your money, high value men prefer better looking and clean women. Don't neglect that.

4. Be busy with something

Though you're beautiful and have an attractive shape, you still need to engage in something. Don't be idle. Don't be a queen waiting on a king. Be a queen busy with her kingdom until her king arrives. Work and earn money and quit prostitution and idle living.

5. Do not depend on your man for everything

It's disgusting when a woman tends to rely on her man for everything even her basic needs. Women like this won't be kept around for long.

6. Shun feminism

Don't be a feminist in your home if you want to have a healthy marriage, that will be lying to yourself and anyone who wants to be happy and successful shouldn't lie to his or herself.

If you yearn for a successful and peaceful marriage, shun feminism as it is against it. Let feminism be for women who choose to be single.

Hate feminism till your last blood drops and you will enjoy a better marriage.

7. Hug feminity

Feminity is the power a woman have to get what she wants. Women who imitate men tend to be unhappy and ridiculed by society. Feminity aids a woman far beyond marriage as well.

A feminine woman is nice, humble and caring. The traits men love most in women. A man would rather fall for a feminine woman than a masculine woman because she makes him feel like a man the most and he'll be eager to give in to her desires more than the other.

Moreover, a woman can't change a man to favour her but her feminity can be a reason for him to change. Thus, she becomes happy and other women will see her as an inspiration.

8. Close your legs

Your body value determines the class of men that will approach you, the more you lose your value through sex, the more serious high value men will despise you. Men study women. Men are watching you and most men will rather choose a virgin whether primary or secondary over a slut. You know that. Deal with it.

Besides the fastest way for men to loose interest in you is by sleeping with you. When you give it to me today, Xenry tommorow, Slawormiir the day after and BadRadio the next week, you're just giving the impression that you have less or no value which lowers your chance of getting or keeping better men.

9. Stop chasing bad boys and scornful men

For God sake, chasing people will always put you at a loss. Consider a man who sells yam at the road and sees Uncle Lalasticlala driving by and chases after him with a tuber of yam, begging him on arrival to purchase the yam.

If the yam's original price was #1, 200, Uncle Lalasticlala will be at power to reduce the price to his own choice, perhaps as low as #500 which will make the man out of desperation to tender it to him leading to his sad loss BUT peradventure the man had opened a nice yam shop with an attractive display that lures people to it, he would sell at a much better price and may even find a better buyer.

Therefore my point is this, chasing people especially bad people will put you at a huge loss. You'll have to follow their own terms to be accepted and what do most guys require from ladies? You'll answer that yourself.

Besides studies have shown that being a bad boy is no longer perceived as cool. Chase a bad boy if you love to be taken advantage of.

As I said to the guys in my previous thread, so I'll say, Don't chase people man or woman, rather be yourself and invest in yourself more and the right people would come around you.

10. Invest in yourself

It will do you good and no evil. People who invest in themselves increase their value and are revered by society. Read more books than people's statuses. Look more attractive, engage in something, add to your cooking skills, be hygienic as though no one has ever be hygiene before. Invest in yourself today.

Hope I'm making sense


Courtsey - Mikester
Those female apes won't take advise,

Even at 30 those black piece of shiit still Making the worse mistake undecided


My humble advise for ya guys, don't look in the way of this black women!
So arrogant and selfish!
Find a foreigner and date and you shall know the big gap different.

Naija women are unworthy piece of shiit.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by BlessedNuel: 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2021
smiley
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Machinegun91(m): 8:08pm On Feb 27, 2021
14. stop eating roasted catfish with hollandia yoghurt from men's pocket

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Offpoint1: 8:08pm On Feb 27, 2021
Lol, would have taken the thread serious if it was coming from a lady.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Liposure: 8:10pm On Feb 27, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
12. Avoid men who don't respect womanhood.
13. Avoid men who want you to depend on them for everything. They will make you depend on the and treat you like trash afterwards.
13. Stay away from guys who think women were created to be their sex dulls.
15. Don't let any guy who doesn't contribute to your life either financially, emotionally or even spiritually give you sleepless night.
16. Remember your happiness is in your hands. Don't ever forget that.
blessed are the doers of your sermon

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Ishilove: 8:10pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


Yesterday we explained to you man how you get your understanding about women from your fellow men. Today we will be educating you about Feminism, which is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes, though I advise you click on this link. We know you will misinterpret!

Of course you will advise we shun Feminism. You obviously know it is asking us to organise and fight for equal treatment and rights so you can not continue to oppress us as you have done for eons, so why would you stand by and allow us empower ourselves and bring you down to the level you deserve to be at, which is beneath our high heels? For you man know you are not the equal of woman. We are superior to you. Or do you think you have become like God and can create lifeforms as we can?

Of course, you will say, you have sperm. Oh and indeed you have sperm. But if I take my toto to down the road would you know it is not your sperm that bakes in my womb? Woe you stupid man! I really pity your demand. But I have no time for your scam. I will call the sisters to arms.

We are strong, sisters, We are strong. They claim different, but I repeat, we are strong. You may be just a girl now but I repeat it again, we are strong. And the men know that we are strong. Which is why they weaken us least we rise up and show them our strenght! Just see how for centuries they ensured we are weakened by depriving us of knowledge and education so they can lord they willy over us!

They marry and own lots of us. And their Gods say we must shut up. While they rule us with their priks! But look at the state they have made nations be with their wars and pandemics.
Or do tell, are they not rotten fruit?

They call us their mere rib. As if we do not know that while they slept their Lord God took them from between our legs and we fed them the tits on our chest. I mean, can it be made more obvious to you that the man came out of the wo[b]man[/b]? O how they have fed us lies!

They write a book with their hands. They lie that we are responsible for death! I mean, how much more evil can pigs who can't keep their eyes of our tits be, to claim woman who brings forth life from between our legs caused the death they accuse us of sin?

Well, Feminism says you must rise up. Just as we did when it was pleasant to the eyes, we must desire to make ourselves wise. And instead of letting them ruin the world, it is time for us to take charge. For men, we know, they live for the day while we live for the faith of our life. A life worth our living. So do consider our plight, and know that feminism is simply saying we are stronger when we unite!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13175696_screenshot20210221220836_jpeg71e0f6071c3d8c3925ddc809fe8220ab

I have purposely left this shortish because long word is unnecessary for the wise woman. I will call on my mod sister Ishilove (she says I am tit obsessed, lol), to put this where it will be seen so pigs know where they belong. Just know that if it is left to me we will be Feminisuperiorwomen!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11000678_notablestrongwoman1_jpegfcb825ad574991670c3a5c5080380080

Dear buda my sister in arms, I am straight, but with you I may just consider swinging wink
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by fati2001(m): 8:10pm On Feb 27, 2021
USELEES AFRICAN NIGERIAN MEN GIVING WOMEN ADVICE BUT CAN'T CONTRIBUTE ONE[ADVICE] TO THEIR NATION (ZOOGERIA) FOR BETTER DEVELOPMENT!!

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by SerikiFulani(m): 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2021
What is it with nigerian women and this silly entitlement orientation..... Infact,some nigerian women,once you say hi to them,you already owe them money grin They think as a women with vagina, they're entitled to every man's money

Another thing is their love for materialism and baseless activities...All they know is iphone,bone straight hair,social media,fast foods,nightclubs and restaurants etc

Ask an average nigerian women what's her purpose for living and you'll be shocked at their response.

Smh

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by adesegun121(m): 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2021
Ok
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Kelechiezeribe3: 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2021
Nix one

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