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Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by Slimslimqq(op): 12:55pm On Mar 08, 2021
Nigeria is where a lot of weird things are happening, from politicians to militaries to civilians and religious leaders
below are samples of weird stuff I noticed:

where terrorist are given amnesty, whereby protesters are jailed

where civilian arrest a fellow civilian because the police is so bleeped

Where a blind beggar will reject a
fake naira note.

Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles
& Waters
sold in Satchets.

Where You Can Be A Driver For Years
Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'

Where Presidents and other
government officials
don't know the national anthem.

Where the Police/agbero on a road block and bustops makes
more
money a day than motorist and their
owners.

Where you are jailed for stealing
Maggi and yam
and others given a chieftancy title for
stealing billions
and Front row seat in churches.

Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission
to university, to get a job and to enter a
bus!

y'all can add yours
Re: Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Mar 08, 2021
Slimslimqq:
Nigeria is where a lot of weird things are happening, from politicians to militaries to civilians and religious leaders
below are samples of weird stuff I noticed:

where terrorist are given amnesty, whereby protesters are jailed

where civilian arrest a fellow civilian because the police is so bleeped

Where a blind beggar will reject a
fake naira note.

Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles
& Waters
sold in Satchets.

Where You Can Be A Driver For Years
Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'

Where Presidents and other
government officials
don't know the national anthem.

Where the Police/agbero on a road block and bustops makes
more
money a day than motorist and their
owners.

Where you are jailed for stealing
Maggi and yam
and others given a chieftancy title for
stealing billions
and Front row seat in churches.

Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission
to university, to get a job and to enter a
bus!

y'all can add yours
The rich politicians want Nigeria to remain like this.
Re: Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by harmargedon: 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2021
That's why it's called Niger area. No one cares about anyone

Re: Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by Monogamy: 1:18pm On Mar 08, 2021
If you are truly in a bleeped country, I doubt if you would have data, not that your can't afford it but not available.
Re: Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by Slimslimqq(op): 1:42pm On Mar 08, 2021
HellVictorinho:
The rich politicians want Nigeria to remain like this.
seriously speaking.. everywhere just dey hot
Re: Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by Slimslimqq(op): 1:43pm On Mar 08, 2021
harmargedon:
That's why it's called Niger area. No one cares about anyone
Bleep shit
Re: Why Is Nigeria So Fücked? by Slimslimqq(op): 1:43pm On Mar 08, 2021
Monogamy:
If you are truly in a bleeped country, I doubt if you would have data, not that your can't afford it but not available.
u are always saying jargons
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