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May the GOD of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob have mercy on you.

TenQ:
Stop calling the co-pilot a terrorist. He is just a believing Muslim unlike the Unbelieving Muslims around.

Dying as a martyr is better than 1000years of prayers.

He wants his virgins so much that he has probably bid his family bye-bye. He knows that his intercession as a martyr alone will bring half of his family into Al-janna.


Here are the TRUE servants of Allah and his Messenger!

So now
Criteria for you to go on a date includes the guy buying you a dress
All these girls from abject poverty stricken homes forming woke or classy.
What a shame.
I really dont blame them
Na the werey boys wey dey give them mouth.
Date classy well mannered girls with brains,dem plenty for outside.

What a pity
So this can actually happen in the house of God
People better know where you go to worship God, so you don't collect in collective judgement.
Imagine even the girls and ladies who supposedly came to worship God shouting at the top of their voice and screaming money dey

D bull quit all this your shenanigans
Nobody dey see u for nairaland
200k per month for service apartment.
Na brothel or ashawo house u go rent.
Behave matured for once.
It's not everything you bring online for stupid clout.
You aren't a small boy anymore

Wisdom is profitable to directt

Let them recruit more foot soldiers. They will end up dead. Gumi too much talk, go to burkina faso and rant,i want to check something

adenigga:
Nigeria’s Islamic scholar, Sheikh Ahmad Gumi has criticised Burkina Faso’s military leader, Captain Ibrahim Traoré, over his position on Sharia and governance.

In a post on his Facebook page on Saturday, Gumi described Traoré as too young and inexperienced.

He further said that the Burkina Faso’s leader is very naive to fully understand the complexities surrounding religion, society and global politics.

According to him, Traoré’s approach could create opportunities for extremist groups to exploit public sentiment and attract more supporters.

He warned that leadership decisions require a deeper understanding of social and geopolitical realities.

“Captain Ibrahim Traoré (born 14 March 1988), with his anti-Shariah stance, at the age of 38, with nothing but military training on his resume, is too naive to understand even the complicity of the society he is ruling under the gun, let alone the dynamics of contemporary geopolitics.

“He has given the extremists the weapon they need to conscript more foot soldiers against his secular regime,” Gumi said.

Source: https://dailypost.ng/2026/07/25/hes-too-young-to-challenge-sharia-law-sheikh-gumi-blasts-burkina-fasos-traore

She went there for other reasons. That girl went there for runs and got used. Fear politiciansat all cost. When you pursue every glitteringthing instead of putting in the work to achieve success.. what a shame and pity. Small girl big God syndrome has taken this one.

EmperorIsaac:
No one deserves to die like that, much less those assigned to Ministers for "physio-services"! May the Lord comfort her family, and deliver us from the evil that is on suit in broad day light and the ones roaming under the cover of darkness!

I support you with my full chest.
You served him all you can eat breakfast buffet.

Kingsland24:
I danced at my husband’s side chick’s naming ceremony. I sprayed them money. I ate the Jollof rice. But inside my bag, I had a gift that would end the party.
They say "Fear Women," but honestly? You should fear a calm woman.

My name is Adesuwa. I have been married to Kunle for six years. Six years of "God will do it." Six years of his mother calling me a "man-woman" because I couldn't give them a child. I took all the insults. I drank the bitter herbs. I went for the prayers.

So, when Kunle walked into our house in Magodo three months ago with a young, pregnant girl named Titi, I didn't scream.

"Adesuwa," he said, puffing his chest like a peacock. "This is Titi. She is carrying my son. Since you have refused to give me an heir, Titi will live here. She will give me what you could not."

I looked at Titi. She was young, maybe 22. She was rubbing her stomach and chewing gum, looking at me like I was a maid.

"You will cook for her," Kunle commanded. "You will clean for her. She is carrying the King of this house."

My friends told me to leave. They told me to poison the girl. They told me to burn the house down. I told them, "Calm down. Let us watch the movie."

I became the perfect fool. I cooked Titi’s peppersoup. I washed her clothes. When her feet swelled, I massaged them.

Kunle was laughing at me. "You see?" he told his friends over beer on weekends. "A woman who knows her place is a blessing. Adesuwa knows she has expired."

Titi gave birth last week. A bouncing baby boy. Kunle almost ran mad with joy. He bought a cow. He bought Aso-ebi for the whole street. He named the boy "Babatunde," Father has returned.

The Naming Ceremony was yesterday. The compound was full. Kunle’s mother was dancing, casting bad eyes at me. "The barren tree has been shamed!" she sang in Yoruba.

When it was time for the gifts, I stood up. I was wearing my best gold jewelry. I looked expensive. I walked to the high table where Kunle and Titi were sitting with the baby.

I picked up the microphone. The DJ stopped the music.

"My husband," I said, smiling. "Congratulations on your heir."

Kunle grinned. "Thank you, Adesuwa. I hope you learn from Titi."

"I have a special gift for the baby," I said. I pulled out a large, brown envelope from my bag.

"Six years ago," I started, my voice clear, "Before we got married, we did some tests. You didn't go to collect your results because you were busy. You asked me to collect them."

Kunle frowned. "What are you talking about?"

"I collected them, Kunle. But I hid them because I loved you. I didn't want to bruise your ego."

I opened the envelope and pulled out a framed document. It was a medical report from LUTH.

"This is a diagnosis of Azoospermia," I announced.

The crowd went silent.

"It means 'Zero Sperm Count,' Kunle. You had Mumps when you were 12 years old. It destroyed your factory. You have been shooting blank bullets since 2018."

I turned to Titi. Her face had lost all color. She looked like a ghost.

"So, my darling husband," I continued, "If you have zero sperm? And Titi has a baby?"

I looked at Kunle’s best friend, Jide, who was sitting in the front row. Jide was sweating. He was shaking.

"Maybe Uncle Jide can explain why the baby has his nose?"

The silence in the hall was heavy. You could hear a pin drop.

Then Kunle screamed. It was the scream of a dying animal. He grabbed the paper from me. He read it. He looked at Titi. He looked at Jide.

I dropped the microphone. Gbim.

"I have packed my bags," I said off-mic. "The house belongs to my father, so you and your 'heir' have 2 hours to leave."

I walked out of the gate while Kunle was breaking bottles on Jide’s head.

I am currently in a hotel, eating grilled fish and drinking cold fearless. My phone has been ringing non-stop. His family is begging. They say I shouldn't have disgraced him in public.

But tell me the truth. Did I go too far? Or did I serve him the breakfast he ordered?

Hello teacher, please give him his full marks. He deserve it. This is a job well done.

UnbiasTruth:
This is obviously a creative child. I smiled when I saw this drawing of a skeleton.

This is different from the usual longitudinal drawings we see in textbooks.
This student was told to draw again.

My feedback would have been:

"This is a beautiful drawing of a skeleton. A longitudinal drawing would have been appropriate for this subject."

What are your thoughts on the feedback below?

Mere looking at the two deceased men, sorry to say,terrorist is written all over their faces. You cannot in a million years persuade me that they don't have a hand in some of the killings that have happened in benue.
The secret war to Islamic this country will never come to pass.

Psalm 144:1
Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle.

Oga you are part of them. Turn and twist anyway you want to turn. You are their patron

You really dont have sense

SixSeven:
. There's no I in team but I understand the bigger picture. It's a brand product. Messi posted the World Cup winning picture alone but maybe Ronaldo should have posted 1 picture instead of cloning himself all around that image

Oga shut your mouth
Which one is 150gigs go zap with background apps in 6days.
Who are you.
Definitely you are not y2k compliant

karmaolu1:
Obviously background apps or streaming

Dey play

Mumu army
Expel book harem, then we can talk.
Dem go dey carry shoulder up when dem hear ipob/esn
This country and the entire security network is a bloody joke

We dey d same boat
My Sim card is over 20yrs old

So Dino is 52 years old
Ok o
We have heard

You support iran
Go and live there and see if you can comprehend the magnitude of what's going there
Foolish supporters

If it's true
Rest in peace my legend
Gave me some round house kicks as inspiration

I can see you are mad

bolaayenimo:
President Bola Ahmed looking youthful and ageless in pose with King Charles

May it not be well with APC
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It was the late entry that messed you up.
You had a 6months visa, and left for the country like 3-4days to the expiration of ur visa.
You must be very very dumb to think they would allow u in.
2ndly, you have never been to that country like once or 2ce b4 then. They would have given u benefit of doubt if u had been in and out of the country like once or twice

What a country

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAhlyV0Lgm4?si=ziChSaAos4lBPRvj

May GOD forgive samcleff.
What a stupid idiot
Ignorant malade

BAILMONEY:
Samklef Is Actually Correct — Islam Is Older Than Christianity

Many people are attacking Samklef for saying Islam is older than Christianity, but if you understand Islamic teachings, what he said is not wrong.

In Islam, the religion did not start with Prophet Muhammad. Islam means submission to the will of God, and Muslims believe that all prophets from the beginning preached the same message worship one God.

Prophets like Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, and Jesus Christ are all considered Muslims in the sense that they submitted to one God.
Even Jesus Christ himself preached the worship of one God.

The religion called Christianity developed later after his time.

So from the Islamic perspective, Islam is the original message of monotheism that existed long before Christianity as an organized religion.

People may disagree, but Samklef’s statement reflects what Islam teaches that the message of submission to one God existed from the time of the earliest prophets.

Mynd44 Fergie001

Burna don dey smoke middle eastern drugs on a low

Endbest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWVpJ81tywU