Politics › Re: Who Was Mary Habila? Career, Background And The Mystery Surrounding Her Death by postigar(m): 4:32pm On Jul 15 |
She went there for other reasons. That girl went there for runs and got used. Fear politiciansat all cost. When you pursue every glitteringthing instead of putting in the work to achieve success.. what a shame and pity. Small girl big God syndrome has taken this one. EmperorIsaac: No one deserves to die like that, much less those assigned to Ministers for "physio-services"! May the Lord comfort her family, and deliver us from the evil that is on suit in broad day light and the ones roaming under the cover of darkness! |
Romance › Re: I Danced At My Husband’s Side Chick’s Naming Ceremony. I Sprayed Them Money by postigar(m): 10:16am On Jul 13 |
I support you with my full chest. You served him all you can eat breakfast buffet. Kingsland24: I danced at my husband’s side chick’s naming ceremony. I sprayed them money. I ate the Jollof rice. But inside my bag, I had a gift that would end the party. They say "Fear Women," but honestly? You should fear a calm woman.
My name is Adesuwa. I have been married to Kunle for six years. Six years of "God will do it." Six years of his mother calling me a "man-woman" because I couldn't give them a child. I took all the insults. I drank the bitter herbs. I went for the prayers.
So, when Kunle walked into our house in Magodo three months ago with a young, pregnant girl named Titi, I didn't scream.
"Adesuwa," he said, puffing his chest like a peacock. "This is Titi. She is carrying my son. Since you have refused to give me an heir, Titi will live here. She will give me what you could not."
I looked at Titi. She was young, maybe 22. She was rubbing her stomach and chewing gum, looking at me like I was a maid.
"You will cook for her," Kunle commanded. "You will clean for her. She is carrying the King of this house."
My friends told me to leave. They told me to poison the girl. They told me to burn the house down. I told them, "Calm down. Let us watch the movie."
I became the perfect fool. I cooked Titi’s peppersoup. I washed her clothes. When her feet swelled, I massaged them.
Kunle was laughing at me. "You see?" he told his friends over beer on weekends. "A woman who knows her place is a blessing. Adesuwa knows she has expired."
Titi gave birth last week. A bouncing baby boy. Kunle almost ran mad with joy. He bought a cow. He bought Aso-ebi for the whole street. He named the boy "Babatunde," Father has returned.
The Naming Ceremony was yesterday. The compound was full. Kunle’s mother was dancing, casting bad eyes at me. "The barren tree has been shamed!" she sang in Yoruba.
When it was time for the gifts, I stood up. I was wearing my best gold jewelry. I looked expensive. I walked to the high table where Kunle and Titi were sitting with the baby.
I picked up the microphone. The DJ stopped the music.
"My husband," I said, smiling. "Congratulations on your heir."
Kunle grinned. "Thank you, Adesuwa. I hope you learn from Titi."
"I have a special gift for the baby," I said. I pulled out a large, brown envelope from my bag.
"Six years ago," I started, my voice clear, "Before we got married, we did some tests. You didn't go to collect your results because you were busy. You asked me to collect them."
Kunle frowned. "What are you talking about?"
"I collected them, Kunle. But I hid them because I loved you. I didn't want to bruise your ego."
I opened the envelope and pulled out a framed document. It was a medical report from LUTH.
"This is a diagnosis of Azoospermia," I announced.
The crowd went silent.
"It means 'Zero Sperm Count,' Kunle. You had Mumps when you were 12 years old. It destroyed your factory. You have been shooting blank bullets since 2018."
I turned to Titi. Her face had lost all color. She looked like a ghost.
"So, my darling husband," I continued, "If you have zero sperm? And Titi has a baby?"
I looked at Kunle’s best friend, Jide, who was sitting in the front row. Jide was sweating. He was shaking.
"Maybe Uncle Jide can explain why the baby has his nose?"
The silence in the hall was heavy. You could hear a pin drop.
Then Kunle screamed. It was the scream of a dying animal. He grabbed the paper from me. He read it. He looked at Titi. He looked at Jide.
I dropped the microphone. Gbim.
"I have packed my bags," I said off-mic. "The house belongs to my father, so you and your 'heir' have 2 hours to leave."
I walked out of the gate while Kunle was breaking bottles on Jide’s head.
I am currently in a hotel, eating grilled fish and drinking cold fearless. My phone has been ringing non-stop. His family is begging. They say I shouldn't have disgraced him in public.
But tell me the truth. Did I go too far? Or did I serve him the breakfast he ordered? |
Education › Re: As A Teacher, How Would You Rate This Student? by postigar(m): 11:40pm On Jun 27 |
Hello teacher, please give him his full marks. He deserve it. This is a job well done. UnbiasTruth: This is obviously a creative child. I smiled when I saw this drawing of a skeleton.
This is different from the usual longitudinal drawings we see in textbooks. This student was told to draw again.
My feedback would have been: "This is a beautiful drawing of a skeleton. A longitudinal drawing would have been appropriate for this subject."
What are your thoughts on the feedback below? |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Ardo Muhammad, Benue Miyetti Allah Chairman by postigar(m): 3:28pm On Jun 27 |
Mere looking at the two deceased men, sorry to say,terrorist is written all over their faces. You cannot in a million years persuade me that they don't have a hand in some of the killings that have happened in benue. The secret war to Islamic this country will never come to pass.
Psalm 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. |
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Politics › Re: "I Have No Links With Bandits” — Sheikh Gumi by postigar(m): 5:49pm On May 26 |
Oga you are part of them. Turn and twist anyway you want to turn. You are their patron |
Sports › Re: Does He Not Have Teammates?- Ryanair Throw Jabs At Ronaldo Post by postigar(m): 9:40am On May 23 |
You really dont have sense SixSeven: . There's no I in team but I understand the bigger picture. It's a brand product. Messi posted the World Cup winning picture alone but maybe Ronaldo should have posted 1 picture instead of cloning himself all around that image  |
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Phones › Re: Man Storms MTN Office, Demands Answers As 150GB Finishes In 6 Days (Video) by postigar(m): 5:04pm On Apr 30 |
Oga shut your mouth Which one is 150gigs go zap with background apps in 6days. Who are you. Definitely you are not y2k compliant karmaolu1: Obviously background apps or streaming |
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Running Out Of Missiles After Depleting Stocks In Iran War (Photos) by postigar(m): 10:01pm On Apr 21 |
Dey play |
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Crime › Re: Army Strikes IPOB/ESN Strongholds, Recovers Explosive, Ransom Funds by postigar(m): 10:12am On Apr 15 |
Mumu army Expel book harem, then we can talk. Dem go dey carry shoulder up when dem hear ipob/esn This country and the entire security network is a bloody joke |
Phones › Re: 22 Years, One SIM, One Story by postigar(m): 10:51pm On Apr 10 |
We dey d same boat My Sim card is over 20yrs old |
Politics › Re: At 52, Dino Melaye Declares Himself National Youth Leader Of ADC by postigar(m): 9:16pm On Apr 09 |
So Dino is 52 years old Ok o We have heard |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Executes Champion Wrestler, Saleh Mohammadi & 2 Others by postigar(m): 4:57pm On Mar 20 |
You support iran Go and live there and see if you can comprehend the magnitude of what's going there Foolish supporters |
Celebrities › Re: Chuck Norris Dies At 86 by postigar(m): 4:54pm On Mar 20 |
If it's true Rest in peace my legend Gave me some round house kicks as inspiration |
Politics › Re: Cute Picture Of President Tinubu And King Charles by postigar(m): 10:30am On Mar 20 |
I can see you are mad bolaayenimo: President Bola Ahmed looking youthful and ageless in pose with King Charles |
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Politics › Re: Laven Denty Supports Security With Torchlights In Pankshin South Constituency by postigar(m): 5:37pm On Mar 19 |
May it not be well with APC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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Travel › Re: I Raised ₦8 Million To Japa. I Was Deported The Next Day by postigar(m): 12:23pm On Mar 14 |
It was the late entry that messed you up. You had a 6months visa, and left for the country like 3-4days to the expiration of ur visa. You must be very very dumb to think they would allow u in. 2ndly, you have never been to that country like once or 2ce b4 then. They would have given u benefit of doubt if u had been in and out of the country like once or twice |
Crime › Re: We Arrested A Bandit & The Police Released Him - Oyo Residents Protest by postigar(m): 11:57pm On Mar 11 |
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Islam › Re: Samklef Is Not Wrong — Islam Is Older Than Christianity by postigar(m): 10:08pm On Mar 11 |
May GOD forgive samcleff. What a stupid idiot Ignorant malade BAILMONEY: Samklef Is Actually Correct — Islam Is Older Than Christianity
Many people are attacking Samklef for saying Islam is older than Christianity, but if you understand Islamic teachings, what he said is not wrong.
In Islam, the religion did not start with Prophet Muhammad. Islam means submission to the will of God, and Muslims believe that all prophets from the beginning preached the same message worship one God.
Prophets like Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, and Jesus Christ are all considered Muslims in the sense that they submitted to one God. Even Jesus Christ himself preached the worship of one God.
The religion called Christianity developed later after his time.
So from the Islamic perspective, Islam is the original message of monotheism that existed long before Christianity as an organized religion.
People may disagree, but Samklef’s statement reflects what Islam teaches that the message of submission to one God existed from the time of the earliest prophets.
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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Mourns Kameni's Death Supreme Leader Of Iran by postigar(m): 10:03pm On Mar 11 |
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Romance › Re: I’m Starting intimacy gadget Brand Inspired By Holy Spirit For Christian Women — Lady by postigar(m): 10:41pm On Mar 05 |
You will not prosper for this blasphemy you just made. Daughter of the abyss |
Politics › Re: Throwback Photos Of Buhari And Ayatollah Khamenei by postigar(m): 5:25pm On Mar 01 |
TERRORISTS |
Politics › Re: There Are Terrorists In Nigeria Who Want Peace - NSA Nuhu Ribadu by postigar(m): 5:23pm On Mar 01 |
It will not be well with nuhu ribadu |
Crime › Re: 80 Kidnapped Kaduna Churchgoers escape, return home by postigar(m): 11:27pm On Feb 01 |
Lies CodeTemplarr: Abi the angel of the Lord dropped the ransom for them ni?
Meanwhile, details surrounding how the 80 worshippers escaped, as well as the exact circumstances of those still in captivity, remained unclear. |
Celebrities › Re: Omije Ojumi’s Children Discover Their Father At Her Funeral by postigar(m): 1:33pm On Jan 30 |
Shut your mouth. You dont know the kind of things your gender can cook up dominique: Imagine if the mother had not died and one of these children become a famous celebrity and wants nothing to do with him. He will go and start granting interviews and crying to the cameras that his children are avoiding him. How can you be alive and chose not to be actively involved in your children's lives?
All this talk about their mother blocking him from seeing them are bloody lies and utter balderdash. Did she lock them up in a vacuum chamber and made them inaccessible? You're in the same country for goodness sakes, why not take her to court if truly she was preventing you from seeing them?
She's dead now, you know she can't defend herself, you now want to use the same lame excuse men have been using for decades for refusing to be in their children's lives. Kolewerk! |