₦airaland Forum

Malawian:
Na standards make some of us dey single, and I have very narrow standards. First, if a girl is not very tall, I can't even look at her and see a sexual partner. Same thing if she is not slim. Then there is the Genotype thing. If she is not AA, I no follow o, cos as you see me so, I no dey like wear okpu agha (helmet). Once a while I meet girls that meets all these xteristics, moment she discovered she is my spec, she begins to misbehave, and then I send her back from whence she came from.

Hey man. Who are thou? You just described me.