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poundsmaker: What are your reasons for joining NIS? Everybody doesn't respond to it. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? enugo, obisite, ijay,luvprince4grammer, naijaobi, starboi and all others. please say something.

ijay has say something reasonable and fantastic. others please say something before I say mine ooooo

Mc Toyee: Too bad for this thread,i just can't imagine this's happening here.Information is needed and if nothing is said that shouldn't be reason for turning the thread to either requesting for pq or comedy arena.we should help ourselves, share ideas and forget been servitude.Instead ''some low morale personality''are there correcting grammer or sharing joke mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

Hi mr. we don't loose focus on the aims and objectives of this thread and we can't just be anticipating for no reasons so, that's why we make ourselves happy and if there's any information in the process we share it. Thank you sir.

ijayjoy: in my own opinion i wil say dat there are some kind of similarities btw NIS and NPF, eeem! ma reasonz 4 Joining dis prestigious para mill group is 2 prevent nd detect crime, apprehend offenders and protect life nd property of d nija citizens. so wat do u tink oga pounds, hop am right..!

Very good and right. I'm proud of you.

What are your reasons for joining NIS? Everybody doesn't respond to it. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? enugo, obisite, ijay,luvprince4grammer, naijaobi, starboi and all others. please say something.

I guess people are just coming back from street hustle. I welcome you all on board. How's hustle today, God will answer our prayers oooooo. Amen. Today's program should commence now.Thank you all and God bless y'all.

lolzzzzzzzz naijaobi and enugo (enu oti) pls don't kill. me with laughter, people have started seeing me as a crazy person whenever I laugh while looking or reading the posts. you guys are very crazy

Ijebaby: NAF Base headquarters Maiduguri attacked by boko haram early dis morning. Some security personnel and civilians killed in the attack. I knw some people are already having a second thought now about the ''force''...

Shut up your dirty mouth, what are you insinuating? Are you trying to discourage them or scare them? YOU'RE A DEVIL INCARNATE.

Ijebaby: D more reason why u were not shortlisted, ''nti-boribo''

Big craze dey your head. You better go barb your hair

Please, kindly send it to: poundsmaker@yahoo.com
Thanks.

luvprince4real: Ur left leg there.. U olodo they want correct person. Kolo

ngozi, no mind luvprince4grammer he own girl friend na CRIPPLE lolzzzzzzzzzzz

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;DEnugo, na the name wey I go call you be that cos your name too hard well well to pronounce. Shey make we come sit down near you for the exam? and you go assure us say we go pass well well.

starboi A1: Ahahah #2much aviation oboi,...u get mouth @ Poundsmaker #cool,just make d payment,gimme d date & location...#confirm

haba, Mr wizzy wizzy starboi, shey na so life be? you get your past question free of charge ooo but when it comes to make you come play you won collect money. Any way sha, make we give the information you requested for. location is on this thread. date, we'll keep you posted on that because he don tay small wey we don hear from the couple. payment,, make you use the past question for money. mc work self na free.

Good night friends and have a wonderful sleep.

NGOZI1983: Show oooo, no be u wey walex and obisite organized party for correcting somebody thereby mis-spelling grammar !!!

Na him oooooo. people, make una help me beg luvprince4"grammer" ooooo, he don start again make him no bring basuka machine gun scatter our head for here oooo

luvprince4real: u just dey talk anyhw.

Na you sabi

Uchwilliam: Pounds if thats d case,hw do we then get hold of bsc past question nd answers

The past question is what you have and there's no difference in it regarding what the other guys said (ond, hnd, bsc, msc, MBA and PhD cadres). This recruitment is for graduates and not for ond or nce, meanwhile if you have msc it'll be an added advantage provided it's relevant. no be say you go carry msc in animal science come, you go con think say you'll get added advantage, na added disadvantage person go see oooooo.

ad_Dgreat: please house Is this past question for BSc cadre or ND? I learned that they take different exams. Someone ought to say something.

Don't mind the NIS jare my brother, they won kill themselves with hypertension, no sorry na anticipation I won talk. Concerning the past question, it for PhD cadre, that's why he hard well well if not for answers wey dey there, everybody for just dey read am like normal newspaper. Let's do our best and leave the rest for God. He'll surely see us through but not all the 500,000 applicants.

Hi gentlemen and ladies, I'm using this medium to tell you all that as good patriot of our great republic of Nigeria, I'm going to put forward my essay by tomorrow on why do I want to join NIS and if you like it, you can copy me in fact copy me with all my names and application number, no problem. Thank you all and have a wonderful night and for those that snores while sleeping, abeg try record am and upload. God bless y'all.

obisite: Dis man u no go kill person, u better go meet AY. Or Basket mouth, mak dem recruit u, I tell u, where u go reach, NIS no go carry u reach if Basket mouth recruit u!! . If na boxer tin, I go buy new boxer oo, cos ma old boxer don wax old get holes for back

That's good of you but you no consider some of our friends wey get yam for back leg and Africa map for laps, you too dey selfish for not considering them ooooo, what if dey ask you that "why do you want to join nis " what will be your response. And for the new boxer wey you won buy, make sure you wear g-string before the boxer incase they ask you to climb and beside the g-string will be able to pack your balls well well.

ijayjoy: ma pple, hear say shortlisted names is out and me i dn't understand dis kind rumour oh, abeg mak we try confirm weda na tru story!

This is what's on the CDFIPB website: NOTICE:
1. Please be aware that no date has been
set for the aptitude test. Test date will be
announced as soon as it is confirmed.
2. New Applications closes on 27 October
2013, however printing of
acknowledgement slips will be available
even after the closing date. We urge you
not to panic if you are unable to print
your acknowledgement slip right away.

obisite: I'm jut passing pass, to saweth was going go here,.....

Can dis aptitude test stil b dis december?

Hi neighbours, something just came up to my mind now and I decided to share it, cos problem shared is half solved. if the nis ask us to write an essay on "why do you choose to work in nis" what will be your response? Secondly, if they ask we guys to wear boxer and ladies should wear bumper to bumper come for the test, what will be your opinion?

onihaxy: Wey the download link na?. I no see am oo. Pls. Can sum1 send the download link or the questions to me on onihaoluwole@yahoo.com

My landlady's daughter is guaranteed for give out

Abeg restate that your statement of my landlady's daughter. Abi you want talk say your landlady's daughter dey give you free pass? Anyway, my brother let's becareful, he no go good make we be hunters for job make we come dey homeless again cos your landlady go give you quit notice sharperly sharperly if she discover oooooooo


THE PAST QUESTION AND ANSWERS DOWNLOAD LINK IS BELOW

Good morning friends, how was your night y'all. (na grammar session we dey now) First of all, people wey dey call me PANDO, he be like na style you una dey request say na POUNDO YAM una won chop no be semo. for our party PANDO YAM no dey na AKPU AND GARRI dey. and as for our musician of the day, ladies and gentleman, let's welcome starboi.wizzy wizzy, clap clap clap clap for the boy. today is gonna be special. NOTE: PAST QUESTION REQUESTER WE USE EVERYTHING BEG UNA, MAKE UNA NO ASK TODAY CHECK BACK TOMORROW OR IN FACT UNA DON PASS, MAKE UNA NO WRITE THE EXAM.

starboi A1: Pls I'd be grateful if u kindly send ε̲̣ a copy of d NIS PQ and Ans.my email is starboi_a1@yahoo.com ThankS as iawait ur prompt response.

starboi or wizard kid or na wizkid, download from the thread but you go perform for us on the next wedding oooo without chichi, o boy na woman name be that oooo, you go perform with chichi but without kobo. Read well well ooooo, you know say as a starboi plenty woman go won sit down with you abeg no fall our hands ooooooo.

arcbabs: . Pls nd pls Sadiq,Inale nd ijayjoy or any nairalander wt d NIS past Q and A should kindly send/forward copy to my email add...arcbabs320@yahoo.com...God Bless nd thanks in anticipation..

Download it from this page of the thread, it's on this thread. You're welcome. ijay, we are waiting for your response oooooo

ijayjoy: tanx 2 u sadiq nd inale 4 d past Q and A u guyz sent 2 me , am so so grateful 4 ya concern..we all wil surely get there, AMEN

you're welcome, but he be like say you be woman oooooooo, if so plenty plenty single guys dey inside this house but 90% of us are job hunters oooooooo, if you don't mind. make we arrange wedding sharperly sharperly.

franksunny: To God be the glory, first for scaling through the medicals and for the strenght he gave for the race. though i was sick, but i made it to the second cage. only two guys made it to the first cage from delta state

Congrats bro.

obisite: See this man, be like na Akpu u chop for dis weddin, abi u wan act as fool tru tru ... download frm d link below

You too much bro, let's keep the fire burning. Free semo onboard ooooooooooo

obisite: MC abeg, mak dem do giv dat bros fud na, whose broda is that, see as him frown face, lmao!

no mind the guy jare, na him girlfriend won starve am well well, na she sit down near him so dey eat [quote author=obisite]

@ ijayjoy, There's party going in the houses abeg no disruption for now...... dance dance yehhhhhhhhh. Anyway you're welcome to the party shaaa but you go wear Ankara oooo before you get ur past question as that is your own semo.

iyke2013: Hi N/landers, pls, assist us with any relevant info to the above heading, ur contribution is highly appreciated. Thanks, God bless.

Are you called for an aptitude test? How and when do you apply to FCSC