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Nocojp: you can take or leave it but I just told you pple the real thing abt the delay in NIS exam

What's the real thing oooooo, I beg tell us once more.

Nocojp: you can take or leave it but I just told you pple the real thing abt the delay in NIS exam

What's the real thing oooooo

obisite: OMOH SEE GOBE! Church wedding don finish oo, wel I stil meet reception,, hahahaha MC Poundmaker, I hail oo, may earn more pounds ooo

nah, the party is still on but if you no wear Ankara you no go chop semo. well, as our brother we go give you semo but no carry take away go house oooooo. And as the money wey you talk say I suppose don make, I swear he be like say this newly couple dey stingy small ooo, as in they no look my side at all. This is the part of their a :Dlbum

Ronke001: Prove if its wrong, I‘m not saying its not wrong,its a typographical error! Are u confused? Why is it hard to admit u dey wrong instead of giving the excuse of typing error. Bet u wanted to add another letter to thing instead of s,maybe m.
I salute u oga.

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz, my english teacher how far and how was your day? And if you don't mind I'll like to have you as my english teacher. let's bid for price through email, this is my email address: poundsmaker@yahoo.com

xcitedjay: All candidates are adviced to visit the notice board where the interview is currently taking place by 6pm to get any important information.

Running is scheduled for tomorrow morning as early as 6am. 3km in 15mins.

This is most hardest part of the exercise. I wish you all success. Amen.

I pray so oooo, as Gen. Adakole had spoken. But let's come to think of it, where it is possible for the NIS recruitment to take place in lagos with the large number of applicants? As for seun and piresios thank you both for your understanding and as I suggested you can be a perfect couple ooo, I beg make una exchange contact ooooo, which means na two things una achieve from this thread (marriage and nis past question/nis job) lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hahahaha the referee is here now, seun and piresios should take it easy with themselves . I guess at the long-run you guys might be a perfect couple ooooooo. Please, kindly stop insulting yourself and let's talk a way forward. Thanks for accepting my plea.

That's good of you all. Let there be an issue of discussion onboard. Very funny people.

Nocojp: NIS EXAM DATE WILL BE FIX ANYTYM ASUU STRIKE IS OVER

This guy is just trying to be hilarious, abeg leave him alone. Pls people, ain't you tired of past question request? Abeg make someone bring topic onboard for gist. This thread is boring

Nocojp: NIS EXAM DATE WILL BE FIX ANYTYM ASUU STRIKE IS OVER

This guy is just trying to be hilarious, abeg leave him alone. Pls people, ain't you tired of past question request? Abeg make someone bring topic onboard for gist. This thread is boring

stinggy: Nah...it'z bn shifted to 2mrw bro,we're waitin 4 d full Medical reports & som states are yet to face Interview board

Alright, keep the fire burning, good luck to you all.

Ijebaby: Don't mind d 'photocopier' .....mtshewwwwwwww!

Don't you know anything you learn here from the guys in kaduna will serve as an experience to equip yourself for the next recruitment? Besides, I'm not shortlisted. Can you see that you're BIG TIME MUMU.

Guys, today is the d-day for the 3.2km jogging. I wish you all good luck.

Dean Olamide: Its wrong Poundsmaker, You can proove it urself. Just Pronounce it and get the sound in it... Thing and not Things

I'm not saying it's not wrong, I just want her to prove it grammatically. That's all. And beside the error was from my typing (typographical error)

SCAM!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OOOOOOOOOO

Ronke001:

“....any reasonable things....“
Gbagaun

Prove it, If it's wrong.

Ijebaby: Wat do u want to use his point for . His own reason for joining might not be same with ur own reason, ok? una too dey copy!

lolzzzz, you're too funny. just keep mute if you don't have any reasonable things to say.

obulla: @ Poundsmaker: my first paragraph i wrote about whom i am (my profession, what i do as a professional and wht and wht it involves)
My 2nd paragraph i wrote the origin of the airforce, funcions/duties etc
My last paragraph i wrote about how invaluable my profession is to the airforce, personnels and their families and nigeria. I went further to make suggestions as to make suggestions on things i saw wch if implemented cld improve d service..

My brother, you've prove worthy of yourself, the Almighty Allah in His abundant blessings will shower you strength and success needed in this exercise and HE will surely crown your effort with your name enlisted among the successful candidate, insha Allah.

bigbussy: My fellow officers in the house, as we longing for the exam/interview date, I pray for God's mercy to see us through.

Likely exam Questions and Answers:

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete
floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in
one hand and four apples and three oranges in
the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what
it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Best of luck

Lol.

lolzzzzzzzzzzz, I beg all of una make you no follow this gmat question ooo as some people might be looking for similar answers when they come across similar questions ooooooooo

@franksunny, the questions asked by the board, was it based on the areas of discipline of the applicants or what? Because oceanography, radiography and so on are scientific discipline and hope it's not used for general questions on all applicants?

franksunny: Done with the board at 10:25hrs. State the law of floatation, what is nuclear physics, define half life, explain oceanography and fiiiinaaaaly i was give a page of an article to read to their hearing. It is not as simple as it seems as everybody that enters seems to put on a fake smile so that it won't look as if they carry last. Well, i gave them answers they want to hear but they are looking beyond the answers. Just pray for us

You're marvellous and so shall it be till the end. You'll succeed in this ongoing interview and your name shall be listed out among other names of successful candidates, your name shall overcome any and all hindrances of godfatherism and unfavourable factors insha Allah, Amen.

obulla: We just concluded the written (Why I want to join the nigerian airforce).... So help us God..

Tell me the point you gave?

Who no like woman, abeg leave the guy alone.

obulla: If u were invited, yes...

Thank you very much for the respond.

Good morning guys, is there any room for joining you guys in kaduna despite the exercise you've done if there is opportunity. Your responds will be highly appreciated. Thanks

franksunny: Done with medicals and credential screening after 4 days of no rest. guys forget about batch thing as people are reporting everyday from nowhere. Ask me how, i will tell you may be Abuja connection

Thanks for the updates. May the Almighty Allah see you all thru, insha Allah. Ameen

Cool Kizzy: those of us at Kaduna, are there ppl that were shortlisted but they didn't turn up?

who didn't turn up

Hi guys, please kindly update us on how events are unfolding in kaduna. Experience is the best learning process. Wish you all good luck.

Good morning guys, how's your exercise going? And hope you all are enjoying kaduna? With your endurance and hardworking you'll all get there (and me too) Amen. keep strong, keep and keeping on.

The supplementary list is not on the naf website, so I guess they called through SMS.

kholexgman: Like I said, there will be supplementary list. Please keep yourself updated and check NAF Website everyday,Cos d supplementary list is on ground bt they avnt sign it...meet u guys in kad on wed

I pray sooooooooo

Uchwilliam: Thanks i gat it

You're mighty welcome. Good morning hustlers. God bless our hustle

ayodeji86: I can run blood group,genotype,hiv1 and 2,hepatitis B and C,syphilis tests at reasonable prices.
Ayodeji is a medical lab scientist based in lagos.Reach me on 08037222480.Thanx

name your price and let everybody know their stand, then you stipulate your address for consult but the report must be signed and stamp with government seal. How will you do that?