femi4:
This is a distraction. The youth will no longer focus on the coming election. Nigeria should ban FIFA

The message above is meant for the intelligent ones

......

You sure say you get sense like this

Badboibipo:
When I was a younger man I was a very big simp! Yes I was. I complimented girl’s everywhere, always praising them and giving them attention. I chased them and foolishly gave them my money and got burnt of each occasion.

I grew into a male god. I wear very expensive clothes and carry myself very highly and make sure I look so good everyday and I make I make girls everywhere I go feel so invisible like they don’t exist! I have been called several names from girls who cry for my attention. They have gossiped me, hissed at me , insulted me in my back and did everything to make me notice then but I never do. I gnome them all for a living and they hate me for it.
Anytime I’m Hot I find one of their feminine sisters and make sure I dump a huge load of my cum on her throat and offer her 1k. I do it almost every week. I’m presently working on something that will make me so extraordinary and I plan on helping as many guys as I can financially and making them KINGS! But you see those females, they will suffer in my hands. They are nothing but cum dumps to me, before I will love one of them I may die first.

You are just bittered, the same girls are of the same attitude of entitlement characteristics with guys you want to help

Xscape1993:
NL is even greater and better than some popular social platforms to me ooo.

Pls how is it better,
The owner of nairaland is a Twitter lunatic, very active on Twitter than nairaland, today he is supporting tinubu, tomorrow, he is against him
Very useless man

[quote author=Favvybillionz post=114923818]Is this really true, he stole an iphone 7 when he has an iPhone 13 pro max
I have the video on my phone but can't post it here cos of the size
Viewers descretion is advised [/quote


Foolish people like u plenty for here
Maybe you are a second class cityzen of this country living under the rock

joemag:
I was going to work earlier today and met these two men. The truth is I have been seeing this in some comedy videos but never occurred to me that some two grown-ups can exhibit such.

We all know the nature of our roads in the country and most especially during rainy seasons, the situation gets worst.

These two men met at a ditch on the road and I expected them to have demonstrated some sense of maturity but the reverse was the case. Each of them was waiting for the other to give way.
They ended up wasting almost 30 to 40 min of their time shouting at each other to give way.

You are also a fool for watching their drama for 30 minute instead of going to your place of work

Stillwhites:
I came to realize that most guys bashing and bullying women up and down are just doing that to boost their self-esteem which they lack in the real world.

I can't imagine a well to do mature man coming into nairaland to bully women.These creatures cook, sweep,mop, wash and do other things we men can't do, in the end some senseless redpillshits would bring their mothers and sisters here to insult.

How can someone in his right senses say that Nigerian girls are useless...All of them or that women are all useless regardless of their origin? All those stupid comments by those kids forming redpillshits stinks of frustration.Take your frustration elsewhere and grow up.

Regardless Nigerian girls are useless

Dawinlove:
The Lord showed me two cars running on a rough road. This cars are rugged military kind of cars but not in a military color. One car had no name but the other was called Atiku. Atiku took over the car ahead and emerged the first. That was what I saw.

You can rubbish my post, say anything you like but I as a person is not even a supporter of PDP or APC . I have been asking people to vote the right young vibrant person cos of what I saw in 2018. If you can pray toor. But 2023, Atiku might win with this except Something else happen

You are very correct
That is why fast and furious hired him to perform a role in their car race movie last year.
Chai I did not know atiku can drive Lexus car without tyre

AbelAbdul:
Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7225300/experience-going-lagos-purchase-toyota

For a better understanding of this thread, it is advisable that you read the previous two threads I created.

This thread is my true life story. Before I proceed on telling you my experience leaving Port Harcourt to Lagos to purchase a car, I would like you to note these few things.

1. This wasn't my first time going to Lagos though I go to Lagos once in a blue moon.

2. This was my first time going to Lagos by road.

3. I started driving a vehicle not quite long and I have not driven a car for more than 20 times.

4. I have not attended driving school before.

5. I don't see clearly at night.

---

Now let's begin.

Owning a car was one of the things on my to-do list for this year.
I met a couple of friends, told them my intention of buying a car and that I want a reliable, easy to maintain and less fuel consumption car. Most of them advised I should go for Toyota Corolla.

I started making plans since January. I was with N2m as budget at that time the car cost was between N2.5m and N2.7m.

When we entered April, the cost of the car hit N2.9m.

The more I delayed the higher the price of the car.

Finally on June I said I will buy the car. Visited car stands in Port Harcourt where I base the least I saw was N3.7m for American spec and N3.4m for Asian spec.

Friends advised me toto buy American spec that is stronger and better.

I entered jiji and realized that the American spec which is between N3.7m and N3.8m in Port Harcourt was N3.3 and N3m in Lagos.

I told myself that I will go to Lagos to purchase it.

A day came that I was prepared to go I went to Good is God park but their bus was full.

I went to LIBRA motor park, boarded a bus and we left PH at 8am and entered Lagos at 5pm. We got stuck at Ajah hold up from 5pm to 7pm we arrived their park.

It was raining. I looked for a hotel to pass a night there. The least hotel I saw 6k was actually a brothel very dirty and noisy. Security was not guaranteed.

I went to the one of 25k and slept till the next day.

Shouldnt you have bought it in ph, the stress and money spent would lower in ph compare to Lagos,
Though I learnt some thing

Iamdbull:
You sit close to a not-too- good-looking lady, then she brings out her iphone and unconsciously your eyes pop to her wallpaper, and you see this not-too-good-looking lady looking like Beyonce in the wallpaper and you are wondering is this the sam girl sitting beside you?


Happened to me one time and when we almost reached checkpoint I almost reported the girl to the police. chaiii

Nawa o
Na iPhone dey freak this one
Trying to look down on the girl that why will she be using iPhone, na God go punish you

james078:

Meaning?

Don't you get it
Who is she politically ?Maybe a mere politician that does not have any clue about politics

james078:
A female legal practitioner Modupe Odele has revealed she’s fully ready to support the Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate financially.

The lawyer simply identified as Moe, confessed she has never donated to any presidential candidate in Nigeria.

But she confessed to possessing a strong will to deploy her finances for the former Anambra governor ahead of the 2023 election.

“I have never donated to any presidential candidate in Nigeria before but I’m ready to put my coins behind Peter Obi. Like fully ready,” tweeted.

On July 3, 2022, Moe revealed she flew into the country just to secure her Permanent Voter’s Card (PVC).

“Entered Nigeria briefly to get my PVC. #WeMove,” she wrote.


Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/im-fully-ready-to-support-peter-obi-financially/

Yimu

Amarahobu:
My friend has been dating this girl for 3 years now, and she has been faithful to him, not until one of the Reverend father's in her church added her on Facebook and they got talking, the Reverend asked her out but she refused and told him she can't have anything to do with a Reverend father and that she's into a serious relationship too, she told him dey can just be friends. As time goes on the Reverend father has been showering her with gifts and little money, she even lost her phone and the Reverend father got her a new one. One day she decided to go see him in a hotel and she ended up spending a night with him. The Reverend father was able to cuddle, suck her breast, kiss her but she didn't allow him to bleep her.

She confessed to her boyfriend and asked for forgiveness, the truth is dey didn't bleep but did other things. Should he forgive her or end the relationship??

He will be going through your comments

You and your made up story na idiot

Lifeemetu:
FOR LAUGHS.

1. If we are dating and I text you good morning my love and you reply good morning the relationship is over��...
Me that I add love I'm stup!d abi�

2. Another advantage of using wig is that you can remove it in a party and collect f00d twice�

3. Every girl pretend as if they have forgiven their Ex but deep down they want God to puni$h them��

4. Imagine they refunded all the money u spent on girls since u were born
Dangote's position as African richest man will be at stàke ��
I sabi plenty billionaire dem in dis page ��

5. During dating: babe come and sleep on my che$t
During marriage: breath well or you face the other slide��

6. She saved my number as "Hmm" and she told me it stands for "He's my man"
Feàr some women ��

7. Just Bcoz U got into University n U are In 100Level..
You are Now Calling Fufu "Few Few"
U have in$ufficient problem
��


8. Somebody listen to me, there is nothing that is impossible in this life. Never give up in life, I started a poultry business with only 5 chickens but as am speaking to you now, I done chop 4 na only 1 chicken remain
Na so this l!fe be...���‍♂️

9. Date fiñe Girl� so that when you are going out,
you will be going out like this � and not like this ��‍♀️��‍♂️
��

10. You are $ingle and you're charging your phone. What do you want to do with full battery?��
11. Am tired of being single any single lady should send me message on WhatsApp please my WhatsApp number 080226204087

You will be a funny boyfriend
If not that I have a boyfriend, I would have try to go on a date with you

[quote author=Islandlady post=114731125]Any girl below 18 years of age is still very much a child.
That she has big boobs & robust shape does not change the fact that she's still a child and should be allowed to grow to a certain stage!

Whether she's the one that made her intentions known to you is not the matter now... she's still a child

Allow them grow.

If you're such a good guy, buy them sanitary pads, that stuff is costly likeeee... Get them that!!!

If she tells you she loves you & can't do without you, make her know that there is time for everything. Help her tame her emotions or lead her to someone who can.

I don't even want to talk about those that have sex with them!!!
I rest my case.

Because, if I catch any Randy idiot near my teenage girls, niece or cousins, hmmm he will regret his life, Nah only God fit settle our case!

He who have ear, let him hear!!!

Lalasticlala



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Bring them near me first, I would bring my rod straight to that hole

Olifiz:
Answer is 24

18

Tiredboy:
Good day all, I'm writing this with great sadness having suffered a lot.
I want to do yahoo. I've tried a lotta legal stuffs like sol nfts(most are rugs where devs use Nigerians to cash out mostly on sol blockchain because gas fees there are cheap compared to other chains)...
I've tried a whole lotta things but it seems like the whole world us against me...

I'm not here to bore y'all with my sad stories (they plenty) .I just want the yahoo niggas here to drop info on how i can start this stuff...


I don tire for suffer and as ASUU no wan call off strike, make I also start something .
N.b: I'm learning python so nobody should give me any fucking advice that I should go and learn a skill

If u are not the patient type, don't waste your timelearn programming, go and learn something else, like mini importation, forex,marketing and so on , nothing comes easy

thebosstrevor1:
Seun is a hero, take it or leave it. I respect risk takers

When you were still in your mother womb, he founded Nairaland, he dropped out from university and became a master of his own, got wealthy off Nairaland.

You are all rambling about seun because of his own views. Every man has his own opinion, you might not agree with it but then that is your own decision. Stop criticizing people because they don't believe in what you believe, stop suppressing free speech because you don't agree with it.

And for those abusing Nairaland.

Nairaland isn't reddit, facebook, or Twitter, Nairaland is a forum just like 4chan, that is why it is anonymous, most of you don't understand internet culture, that is why you are always comparing Nairaland with american social media.

Many competitors of Nairaland came and they died, btw some of you abusing seun and nairaland, will never accomplish anything in life, you will never take risk or do anything interesting except abusing people from nairaland to Twitter because some people don't agree with your views.

Nairaland will exist and continue to exist, so stop making lot of noise. Go and do something with your life. If you don't like nairaland, move somewhere else and stop nagging us here.

Mumu
Are celebrities using nairaland?
Na lowlife like you and I dey use aam

thebosstrevor1:
Seun is a hero, take it or leave it. I respect risk takers

When you were still in your mother womb, he founded Nairaland, he dropped out from university and became a master of his own, got wealthy off Nairaland.

You are all rambling about seun because of his own views. Every man has his own opinion, you might not agree with it but then that is your own decision. Stop criticizing people because they don't believe in what you believe, stop suppressing free speech because you don't agree with it.

And for those abusing Nairaland.

Nairaland isn't reddit, facebook, or Twitter, Nairaland is a forum just like 4chan, that is why it is anonymous, most of you don't understand internet culture, that is why you are always comparing Nairaland with american social media.

Many competitors of Nairaland came and they died, btw some of you abusing seun and nairaland, will never accomplish anything in life, you will never take risk or do anything interesting except abusing people from nairaland to Twitter because some people don't agree with your views.

Nairaland will exist and continue to exist, so stop making lot of noise. Go and do something with your life. If you don't like nairaland, move somewhere else and stop nagging us here.

Mumu
Are celebrities using nairaland

sharetech:
First 3 people to send doge coin address

You no talk account number
You dey talk something wey people no go respond to
You dey craze

Deicide:
as I day now. Am in safiya pain

How you dey borrow money on top owing money, teach me now