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Stillwhites:
I came to realize that most guys bashing and bullying women up and down are just doing that to boost their self-esteem which they lack in the real world.

I can't imagine a well to do mature man coming into nairaland to bully women.These creatures cook, sweep,mop, wash and do other things we men can't do, in the end some senseless redpillshits would bring their mothers and sisters here to insult.

How can someone in his right senses say that Nigerian girls are useless...All of them or that women are all useless regardless of their origin? All those stupid comments by those kids forming redpillshits stinks of frustration.Take your frustration elsewhere and grow up.

Regardless Nigerian girls are useless

Dawinlove:
The Lord showed me two cars running on a rough road. This cars are rugged military kind of cars but not in a military color. One car had no name but the other was called Atiku. Atiku took over the car ahead and emerged the first. That was what I saw.

You can rubbish my post, say anything you like but I as a person is not even a supporter of PDP or APC . I have been asking people to vote the right young vibrant person cos of what I saw in 2018. If you can pray toor. But 2023, Atiku might win with this except Something else happen

You are very correct
That is why fast and furious hired him to perform a role in their car race movie last year.
Chai I did not know atiku can drive Lexus car without tyre

AbelAbdul:
Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7225300/experience-going-lagos-purchase-toyota

For a better understanding of this thread, it is advisable that you read the previous two threads I created.

This thread is my true life story. Before I proceed on telling you my experience leaving Port Harcourt to Lagos to purchase a car, I would like you to note these few things.

1. This wasn't my first time going to Lagos though I go to Lagos once in a blue moon.

2. This was my first time going to Lagos by road.

3. I started driving a vehicle not quite long and I have not driven a car for more than 20 times.

4. I have not attended driving school before.

5. I don't see clearly at night.

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Now let's begin.

Owning a car was one of the things on my to-do list for this year.
I met a couple of friends, told them my intention of buying a car and that I want a reliable, easy to maintain and less fuel consumption car. Most of them advised I should go for Toyota Corolla.

I started making plans since January. I was with N2m as budget at that time the car cost was between N2.5m and N2.7m.

When we entered April, the cost of the car hit N2.9m.

The more I delayed the higher the price of the car.

Finally on June I said I will buy the car. Visited car stands in Port Harcourt where I base the least I saw was N3.7m for American spec and N3.4m for Asian spec.

Friends advised me toto buy American spec that is stronger and better.

I entered jiji and realized that the American spec which is between N3.7m and N3.8m in Port Harcourt was N3.3 and N3m in Lagos.

I told myself that I will go to Lagos to purchase it.

A day came that I was prepared to go I went to Good is God park but their bus was full.

I went to LIBRA motor park, boarded a bus and we left PH at 8am and entered Lagos at 5pm. We got stuck at Ajah hold up from 5pm to 7pm we arrived their park.

It was raining. I looked for a hotel to pass a night there. The least hotel I saw 6k was actually a brothel very dirty and noisy. Security was not guaranteed.

I went to the one of 25k and slept till the next day.

Shouldnt you have bought it in ph, the stress and money spent would lower in ph compare to Lagos,
Though I learnt some thing

Iamdbull:
You sit close to a not-too- good-looking lady, then she brings out her iphone and unconsciously your eyes pop to her wallpaper, and you see this not-too-good-looking lady looking like Beyonce in the wallpaper and you are wondering is this the sam girl sitting beside you?


Happened to me one time and when we almost reached checkpoint I almost reported the girl to the police. chaiii

Nawa o
Na iPhone dey freak this one
Trying to look down on the girl that why will she be using iPhone, na God go punish you

james078:
Meaning?

Don't you get it
Who is she politically ?Maybe a mere politician that does not have any clue about politics

james078:
A female legal practitioner Modupe Odele has revealed she’s fully ready to support the Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate financially.

The lawyer simply identified as Moe, confessed she has never donated to any presidential candidate in Nigeria.

But she confessed to possessing a strong will to deploy her finances for the former Anambra governor ahead of the 2023 election.

“I have never donated to any presidential candidate in Nigeria before but I’m ready to put my coins behind Peter Obi. Like fully ready,” tweeted.

On July 3, 2022, Moe revealed she flew into the country just to secure her Permanent Voter’s Card (PVC).

“Entered Nigeria briefly to get my PVC. #WeMove,” she wrote.


Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/im-fully-ready-to-support-peter-obi-financially/

Yimu

Amarahobu:
My friend has been dating this girl for 3 years now, and she has been faithful to him, not until one of the Reverend father's in her church added her on Facebook and they got talking, the Reverend asked her out but she refused and told him she can't have anything to do with a Reverend father and that she's into a serious relationship too, she told him dey can just be friends. As time goes on the Reverend father has been showering her with gifts and little money, she even lost her phone and the Reverend father got her a new one. One day she decided to go see him in a hotel and she ended up spending a night with him. The Reverend father was able to cuddle, suck her breast, kiss her but she didn't allow him to bleep her.

She confessed to her boyfriend and asked for forgiveness, the truth is dey didn't bleep but did other things. Should he forgive her or end the relationship??

He will be going through your comments

You and your made up story na idiot

Lifeemetu:
FOR LAUGHS.

1. If we are dating and I text you good morning my love and you reply good morning the relationship is over��...
Me that I add love I'm stup!d abi�

2. Another advantage of using wig is that you can remove it in a party and collect f00d twice�

3. Every girl pretend as if they have forgiven their Ex but deep down they want God to puni$h them��

4. Imagine they refunded all the money u spent on girls since u were born
Dangote's position as African richest man will be at stàke ��
I sabi plenty billionaire dem in dis page ��

5. During dating: babe come and sleep on my che$t
During marriage: breath well or you face the other slide��

6. She saved my number as "Hmm" and she told me it stands for "He's my man"
Feàr some women ��

7. Just Bcoz U got into University n U are In 100Level..
You are Now Calling Fufu "Few Few"
U have in$ufficient problem
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8. Somebody listen to me, there is nothing that is impossible in this life. Never give up in life, I started a poultry business with only 5 chickens but as am speaking to you now, I done chop 4 na only 1 chicken remain
Na so this l!fe be...���‍♂️

9. Date fiñe Girl� so that when you are going out,
you will be going out like this � and not like this ��‍♀️��‍♂️
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10. You are $ingle and you're charging your phone. What do you want to do with full battery?��
11. Am tired of being single any single lady should send me message on WhatsApp please my WhatsApp number 080226204087

You will be a funny boyfriend
If not that I have a boyfriend, I would have try to go on a date with you

[quote author=Islandlady post=114731125]Any girl below 18 years of age is still very much a child.
That she has big boobs & robust shape does not change the fact that she's still a child and should be allowed to grow to a certain stage!

Whether she's the one that made her intentions known to you is not the matter now... she's still a child

Allow them grow.

If you're such a good guy, buy them sanitary pads, that stuff is costly likeeee... Get them that!!!

If she tells you she loves you & can't do without you, make her know that there is time for everything. Help her tame her emotions or lead her to someone who can.

I don't even want to talk about those that have sex with them!!!
I rest my case.

Because, if I catch any Randy idiot near my teenage girls, niece or cousins, hmmm he will regret his life, Nah only God fit settle our case!

He who have ear, let him hear!!!

Lalasticlala



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Bring them near me first, I would bring my rod straight to that hole

Olifiz:
Answer is 24

18

Tiredboy:
Good day all, I'm writing this with great sadness having suffered a lot.
I want to do yahoo. I've tried a lotta legal stuffs like sol nfts(most are rugs where devs use Nigerians to cash out mostly on sol blockchain because gas fees there are cheap compared to other chains)...
I've tried a whole lotta things but it seems like the whole world us against me...

I'm not here to bore y'all with my sad stories (they plenty) .I just want the yahoo niggas here to drop info on how i can start this stuff...


I don tire for suffer and as ASUU no wan call off strike, make I also start something .
N.b: I'm learning python so nobody should give me any fucking advice that I should go and learn a skill

If u are not the patient type, don't waste your timelearn programming, go and learn something else, like mini importation, forex,marketing and so on , nothing comes easy

thebosstrevor1:
Seun is a hero, take it or leave it. I respect risk takers

When you were still in your mother womb, he founded Nairaland, he dropped out from university and became a master of his own, got wealthy off Nairaland.

You are all rambling about seun because of his own views. Every man has his own opinion, you might not agree with it but then that is your own decision. Stop criticizing people because they don't believe in what you believe, stop suppressing free speech because you don't agree with it.

And for those abusing Nairaland.

Nairaland isn't reddit, facebook, or Twitter, Nairaland is a forum just like 4chan, that is why it is anonymous, most of you don't understand internet culture, that is why you are always comparing Nairaland with american social media.

Many competitors of Nairaland came and they died, btw some of you abusing seun and nairaland, will never accomplish anything in life, you will never take risk or do anything interesting except abusing people from nairaland to Twitter because some people don't agree with your views.

Nairaland will exist and continue to exist, so stop making lot of noise. Go and do something with your life. If you don't like nairaland, move somewhere else and stop nagging us here.

Mumu
Are celebrities using nairaland?
Na lowlife like you and I dey use aam

thebosstrevor1:
Seun is a hero, take it or leave it. I respect risk takers

When you were still in your mother womb, he founded Nairaland, he dropped out from university and became a master of his own, got wealthy off Nairaland.

You are all rambling about seun because of his own views. Every man has his own opinion, you might not agree with it but then that is your own decision. Stop criticizing people because they don't believe in what you believe, stop suppressing free speech because you don't agree with it.

And for those abusing Nairaland.

Nairaland isn't reddit, facebook, or Twitter, Nairaland is a forum just like 4chan, that is why it is anonymous, most of you don't understand internet culture, that is why you are always comparing Nairaland with american social media.

Many competitors of Nairaland came and they died, btw some of you abusing seun and nairaland, will never accomplish anything in life, you will never take risk or do anything interesting except abusing people from nairaland to Twitter because some people don't agree with your views.

Nairaland will exist and continue to exist, so stop making lot of noise. Go and do something with your life. If you don't like nairaland, move somewhere else and stop nagging us here.

Mumu
Are celebrities using nairaland

sharetech:
First 3 people to send doge coin address

You no talk account number
You dey talk something wey people no go respond to
You dey craze

Deicide:
as I day now. Am in safiya pain

How you dey borrow money on top owing money, teach me now

selfemployed:
*A Lesson to Learn from Ike Ekweremadu Kidney Matter!*

By Nick Agule

Ike Ekweremadu is obviously a powerful man. Spending his 20th year in the Senate of which 12 were as Deputy Senate President.
He could have used the time to get Nigeria a world-class kidney hospital but no! He didn't need kidney treatment so it was his least bother.
Things happen and his own child needed kidney treatment. As it is with President Buhari and everyone who has held office in Nigeria, Ekweremadu shamelessly took his daughter to the UK for treatment where he was going to be attended to by Nigerian nurses and doctors whom Ekweremadu and gang chased away with total neglect of the health sector.
But Ekweremadu did not go with his child alone, he took along a boy who was suffering hardship and pains from a Nigeria Ekweremadu helped to damage. Ekweremadu wanted to harvest this boy's kidney to save his own child. As fate will have it, tests performed on the boy showed his kidney was not a match for Ekweremadu's daughter.
Ekweremadu began to make arrangements to return the boy to Nigeria and obviously take another one to the UK. But the boy tasted and enjoyed the good life in the UK something Ekweremadu and his band of bad and failed leaders deprived him of in Nigeria. The boy saw electricity 24/7 (powered by gas from Nigeria), he did not need to start 'I better pass you generator' or he sleeps in darkness to the joy of mosquitoes. He saw how clean and beautiful the hospitals were different from the mortuaries we call hospitals in Nigeria, and absolutely for free. He saw how efficient the Metropolitan Police were securing the neighbourhood and not the Nigerian police starved of funds by Ekweremadu and gang! The boy enjoyed rides on clean and efficient public transportation (buses, trams, light rail, underground tube, trains, boats etc) and not the Okada, Keke and endless trekking in Nigeria. The boy was awed by the beautiful landscaped, trash free and green environment and not the filth he is used to in Nigeria. The boy saw food everywhere. He saw beautiful schools from nursery to reception to primary to secondary all the way to high school absolutely free. He saw that his dream of university education will be realised even if he has no money for fees, and ASUU will not truncate his dream in the UK. The boy saw unemployed people paid benefits by Govt. The boy saw, enjoyed and liked the UK better than Ekweremadu's Nigeria!
The boy decided he was not going back to Nigeria damaged by Ekweremadu and gang! The boy ran to seek refuge from the metropolitan police. In Ekweremadu's Nigeria, the police would have arrested the boy and dropped him in Kuje prison where for the next 10yrs he will still be on 'awaiting trial' roll. If the boy tried to talk he will be summarily executed and his body paraded as an armed robber gunned down by the 'gallant' police. Ekweremadu and his gang are above the law in a lawless Nigeria they have created.
Unfortunately for Ekweremadu, the UK is not Nigeria. He has exchanged his posh mansion in a highbrow neighbourhood in London for a police cell where he is being schooled in the act of rule of law something he is obviously lacking in his nearly 20yrs as a law maker.
Ekweremadu will have his day in court.
His victim will now enjoy life in the UK because it's easy to prove that if he returns to Nigeria Ekweremadu and his goons will go after him!
If Ekweremadu had done his bit to fix Nigeria, all this drama would not happen!
Ekweremadu and those like him who think they can do well when Nigeria is sick have just found out the bitter truth - no one will prosper better than Nigeria. If Nigeria fails, we fail with it!
In 2023 we have a unique opportunity to elect leaders who understand that our fate is tied to Nigeria's fate. We rise or fall together!
Go get your PVC today!
We wish Ekweremadu's child a quick recovery hoping that now his case is public, a donor will soon be found for her.

Thunder fire you and your lesson
I did not read your rubbish
Na when people are down, useless gossip dey always comot mouth, Dem go try take advantage of person weakness

Direlin:
Well maintained Honda EOD

Location: ABUJA

Price: 1M

800k
Serious buyer

[quote author=nabiz post=114127762]This is after party sale. Original champagne dom perignon. Direct from USA. 100K last[/quote


After pouring your pee inside, you want to sell for them
And I told not to do so

Guys the cover on top is fake, don't be decieve

bastardmod:
Don't say you were not informed.

It is the right and equitable thing for a Christian to succeed president buhari after 8 years of Muslim rule.

It is self hating for any Christian to even contemplate otherwise.

You are warned. Don't vote Christianity into slavery . There are more than enough Christians to competently rule Nigeria.

Bible says he who rebuilds jericho, will do that with the blood of his firstborn.

Let me warn you, if you sell Christianity into slavery , you will orphan your children....or worse could happen.

A word is enough for the wise.

I don't care the individual you vote, but be very careful about it.

But why all this religious settiment
All you behaving like morons
If it's a Muslim you feel is capable rilling nigeria, then so be it

bmdmix11:
CLICK HERE TO WATCH

Am waiting for animal cruelty team to start making noise, but will ignore d damage on such expensive ride

She is going through a lot
Mental health is important

Saskay44:
Were baba see money buy PJ he was governor for 8 years ,is this how rich governors in Nigeria are ,waiting for lies to start trooping in

I was of a net worth of $1.22million dollar at the age of 29, so awhile Tinubu former oil company worker, former. Govrnor, former APC Chairman, more than 20 years in politics,. You be mumu Op

[quote author=EmiDon11 post=113847168]Good morning nairalanders.
Since yesterday, i have not been myself.
Since the girl i asked for a relationship refused, i have not been feeling fine.
Would you imagin that i did'nt eat yesterday night because of it?
The girl is a nairaland member, and i have not seen her online since.
Pls where ever jeon is, help me tell her that i love her with my heart and would be ready to pay any nairalander that will help me out.
Pls i don"t want to loose this girl.
Help a brother pls b4 he die pls.
Lalasticlala seun rocktation farano.
U people should help me out pls.
I am dying ooo
I am not feeling fine right now [/quote


Na thunder go help me fire you
Mumu

Multiplier7:
Is only a fool that will not know that it is Peter Obi who suppose be in the helm of affairs in this country come 2023.

Man is over qualified!

Tinubu all the way
I am a fool

2saviourfriday9:
When your mom finish cooking and latter you see that the meat in your food is not ok for you, find a way and check if your dad or your mom are not staying close, check backyard if there is nobody, keep in mine that maybe there are in the bedroom, then work slowly into the kickchen open the pot cover in a slow mote don't allow the cover to touch the pot check the meat if it reach up to 50 keep your ear near coridor or backyard if there is anybody remove it any how you like then latter cover the pot slowly then run into your room and lock door.

It is obvious you are foolish boy, victor

Egbokhade:
[b][/b] Precious day.
WHY YOU MUST HELP
you do not know tomorrow,but let tomorrow be good sha.
helping other do not reduce from you,but add to you.
in any way you can help, please help.

Helper never lack.
Egbokhade cares.
Am seriously in need of money for my Education.
No amount is small.
Egwekhide Jossy
2036988446
U.B.A

Speaking for yourself
Keep on whining yourself

MufasaLion:
A lady being my helper doesn't mean I must be intimate with her or even marry her. I value loyalty and would stick to the first girl.

Well, why should I have a lady to struggle with me when I can find a girl that's gonna support me with her resources and money?

This kind thing does not exist in today world

bendaniel1616:
Good afternoon all , I tried to wish my friend's wife happy birthday on her WhatsApp status when I saw it but to my surprise her response was Thanks dear I do appreciate, I was schocked because the lady always address me with sir whenever I go to their house , we are not close , we don't chat except the birthday wishes I did , my question is can dear be use for anyone without giving it any meaning ... Your opinion are welcome . Thanks

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Shey you won Bleep?