₦airaland Forum

0KNM:
So you and Shortyy have started doing things? What a shame

E better 100 times than to do something with u na.

0KNM:
You again. But why do you keep harassing innocent nairalanders? Smh

Innocent kee u der!

SILENTandSMART2:
Noo I'm a beautiful and sexy girl ,
That story isn't true at all

Nna mehn.! Wahala for anybody wey dey try reason ur mata oo.

SILENTandSMART2:
You dis girl

E shock you or what

So u be guy?

SILENTandSMART2:
Aswear OP your guy is not a real nigga at all,


I forkkk taiwo kehinde, idowu a,idohaa, and idogbe at the same time, i mean on the same bed,


That means pentagonplet ,


Did you get dat?

5 girls dat was born on the same day,


I enjoyed myself daa day,

They wanna drain my energy but I'm a very strong guy so i drive them crazy

Arrhh! I have caught you today o.

Sawzer:
Na guy you dey follow talk

lol.. I see!

Do u kush?

SILENTandSMART2:
Yeah

SILENTandSMART2:
Abi oo
Those guys can't be trusted at all,

no be lie.

SILENTandSMART2:
Just leave those broke ass nigga boys alone they're not ready to spend dollars on us at all,

I don't give them chance at all, they're not serious,

Imagine.. Guy wey don marry.. Nobody know weda e don get like 4 children.

Shortyy:
Lol and it's all lies.

Lolz.. Nigga thinks i be jonzing girl.

He said his wife hasn't given him a child yet. That he doesn't mind if i take in for him. I said okay. Oga bring
money make we flex na
But everytime, he keeps giving me silly excuse."eh! My car is
in the mechanic, my motor don spoil again,
my father-sister-brother's wife just died and i spent alot of money oo, chai i'm very broke if not i know wetin i for do give u..it's just that there's no money. Things are really hard, to eat sef sometimes na problem".

ME: Ahhrrh! So this one that things are hard like this.. When i finally get pregnant for you.. Which money you wan use take care of me and the baby? abi u think i'll be preggy and continue to stay in my family house ni? Which money u wan take train the pikin na, since money to use spoil me small no even dey.?

OGAemma: ??.. God wee provide.

ME: mtcheew! When God finally provide..lemme know.

jidamsel43:
The looters and hoodlums are planning for another looting. Some have become millionaires from the protests while some have gone to great beyond. Any sane human beings will no plan to disrupt the fragile peace that exists in Nigeria presently. Let find another means to express our grievances

please kindly suggest another means for us.
Please let it be a means that'll work.

Sonnobax15:
That's why I had to refer him to that...

btw how you doing pretty soul?

i'm doing just fine.. U?

Sonnobax15:
Stop na,do you want someone's child to come and be running rat race in the market upandan ?

if him get liver.. Make him try am. E get things wey pesin no dey talk too much. If he shouts, he may likely die or run mad.

PotatoSalad:
You'd still miss him when he's gone.

I wish i would. I hope i do.

Sonnobax15:
Ok
have you tried bending down just to look in between your legs in the market ?

you can try dat and come back and testify if you saw ghosts or not..

use a white hankerchief that no one has touched. Drop it on the ground and bend as if u want to pick it while looking in between your legs.

The biggest lie i've told is.. My dad is late. But i don't feel remorseful about it.

REDBUNNY:
Awwww me?
Thank you babe.
quote author=Powerfly post=95048048]Well! Well! Mine may not be a success story but i've gotten to like a few here.
I can clearly recall 2018 january when Hannahitler called me around 12am to sing a happy birthday to me.
I was really happy, that act left me smiling sweetly..
and Redbunny too.. Though i haven't met anyone in person on nl but i'm always happy being here.
And oh yes! There was a time two years ago, when an annonymous guy sent me 3k abi na 6k sef. Oboy BABA God go bless you coz i was really broke mehn.
Another achievement is that i have introduced nairaland to 3 of my ex, 1 is an ardent member.
So far so good, we pray for more blessings. May GOD Bless us all.

you're welcome darling.

Danzakidakura:
it's not a coincidence. Anti Christ army getting ready for their masters. I pity Christians that will be left after we are gone.

'after we are gone'
Wow.. That's impressive. I'm always happy to come accross geniune christians who have that hope and assurance of the 'last trump of God day'.
not some hypocritic,blinded christians who are quick to shout 'sodom & gommorah' when they're neck-deep in fornication,lies,deciet and worldliness, they even console theirselves that no one is holy and perfect..but are quick to condemn sins they don't commit coz they think theirs is less and carries lesser punishment. Keep it up.. And pls remember to pray for sinners so they can experience GOD's mercies and love for mankind. Remain blessed & rapturable bro.

Lol..¿

Na today i confirm sax haters plenty for this country. Chai. You wey get small god with legit work.. Abeg how many people you don bless ni?